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MAY THE ALMIGHTY GOD BLESS AND PROTECT YOU AS YOU EXERSICE PATIENCE TO GO THROUGH THIS PASSIONATE MESSAGE BELOW MY NAME IS PASTOR SAMUEL STEVEN I GRADUATED FROM UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS STATE NIGERIA [UNILAG].I AM PRESENTLY 32YEARS OF AGE [MAY THE LORD BLESS YOUR UNDERSTANDING AS YOU READ THIS MESSAGE BELOW AMEN. THIS STORY HERE IS A LONG STORY BUT I WILL MAKE IT SHORT TO YOUR LEVEL OF UNDERSTANDING.

IT ALL STARTED ON THE 27TH OF JANUARY 2002 THAT WAS THE DAY MR TOLA ADEBAYO A FRIEND OF MINE THAT WE BOTH GRADUATED FROM THE SAME SCHOOL WILL NEVER FORGET IN HIS LIFE. ON THAT SAD DAY THIS YOUNG MAN WHOSE PICTURE IS APEARING AT THE EXTREME OF THIS MAIL LOST ALMOST ALL THE MEMBER OF HIS FAMILY IN A BOMB BLAST THAT OCCURRED IN A PLACE CALLED IKEJA IN LAGOS NIGERIA WHICH WAS SHOWN IN CNN AND OTHER MASS MEDIA WHICH I KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE WAS AWARE OF THIS .

THAT BLAST OCCURRED AS A RESULT OF EXPIRATION OF SOME BOMBS THAT WAS KEPT IN THE ARMY BARRACK IN IKEJA IN NIGERIA, THE BLAST CLAIMED THE LIFE OF SOME NIGERIA CITIZEN., MR TOLA ADEBAYO WHICH WAS PART OF THE VICTIM OF THE BOMB BLAST WAS TAKING TO A NEARBY HOSPITAL IN IKEJA AND AN OPERATION WAS BEING PERFORMED ON HIS SPINALCORD AND WAS DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL SIX MONTHS AFTER HIS RECOVERY.

THE SAD STORY WHICH BROUGHT ABOUT THIS MAIL STARTED FOUR MONTHS AFTER MR TOLA ADEBAYO WAS BEEN DISCHARGED FROM THAT HOSPITAL.THE SAD STORY WAS THAT MR TOLA ADEBAYO TESTIS STARTED SWOLLEN AND WAS ALSO TAKING BACK TO THAT HOSPITAL .BUT AFTER SOME TEST WAS BEEN RUN ON HIM WE WERE TOLD THAT ANOTHER OPERATION AS TO BE CARRIED OUT ON HIM WHICH WILL INVOLVE THE SOME OF #1.8MILLION NAIRA[$13,500 USA DOLARS EQUIVALENT]SINCE THEN MR TOLA ADEBAYO HAS REMAIN IN MY RESIDENT BECOS THERE IS NO SUCH MONEY I COULD RAISE FOR THAT OPERATION.

I TRIED TO CONTACT SOME PEOPLE FOR HELP BBUT ALL I COULD RAISED FOR THE OPERATION WAS JUST #.3MILLION NAIRA ONLY [EQUIVALENT TO $2200US DOLLARS ] RIGHT NOW MR TOLA ADEBAYO IS STILL IN MY RESIDENT ,ALSO HIS CONDICTION HAS GOTTEN TO A STAGE OF WHICH MAGGOT HAS BEEN MAKING HIM A HOST AS YOU CAN SEE IN THAT PICTURE BELOW THIS MAIL ,I PLEAD ON THE BEHALF OF MR TOLA ADEBAYO TO ANY BODY TO RENDER HIM ANY ASSISTANCE EITHER THROUGH SENDING TO HIM SOME DROUGS,MONEY OR EVEN HELP HIM WITH THE OPERATION.I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT EVEN ANY LITTLE AMOUNT OF MONEY COULD MAKE A DIFFRENCE TO SAVE MR TOLA ADEBAYORS LIFE.YOU COULD SEND HIM ANYTHING TROUGH THESE NUMBERS :23401-8150789,2348034549840. OR YOU COULD WRITE ME TROUGH THIS EMAIL ADRESSE[*************@yahoo.co.uk]

I PRAY THAT AS YOU TAKE A STEP TO HELP THIS FELLOW .ALMIGHTY GOD WILL PERFORM MIRACLE IN YOUR LIFE.


Ebola Monkey Note: I can only imagine where he got this photo.

From Mike Hunt to Pastor Sam 1/11

Hello,

My name is Mike Hunt and I just got to your letter. Sorry it took so long. I was on vacation for the holidays. I would have responded sooner.

I am interestend in helping you. Your friend was clearly stricken with what we call "Elephantitis of the Balls" in America. The pictures were frightning. I had a cousin who caught the disease after visiting a massage parlor in NJ. It was a horrible experience. I am interested in the money too by the way. The deal sounds great.

Let me know where we go from here.

Thanks,

Mike Hunt

From Pastor Sam to Mike Hunt 1/12

Good day Mr Mike,

May almighty God bless you for responding to my mail ,as you wish to help this fellow mr tola adebayo ,almighty father will perform a grate miracle in your life and i also want you to help him with your prayers aswell ,and i will continue to send you his picture if u wish, to show you the level of his improvement .pls what ever you wish to do for him lets make it fast for him to survive .you can help him with anything like :PRAYERS,DRUGS,MONEY ANYTHING YOUR SPIRIT WISHES TO DO FOR HIM.

Yours,
Pastor Sam.

From Mike Hunt to Pastor Sam 1/12

Dear Pastor Sam,

I just received your email and I want to get back to you before I go to work. I just want to let you know about the way I do business. I don't just send money to strangers. We need to develope a relationship of trust. I will help Tola to a quick road of recovery, I promise. As a man of the lord Pastor Sam, I'm sure you understand. I am willing to give him my prayers and some drugs. What is his favorite drug? E, K, or Weed are the most popular around here, Barlow, Oregon (Pop. 125).

I would like to tell you a little more about me. I was born and raised in Barlow, Oregon (Pop. 125). I am married to a great woman named Agnus who I me at Flash Dancers (a fine eating establishment located just off the interstate). She was a bouncer at the door. Meeting Agnus was the best thing that has ever happened to me. I work for a landscaping company called "The Lawn Wranglers." It's a good job with great pay. Plus we are like celebrities from the commercials our boss pays for. I'm heavily involved in the church. My pastor is named Pastor Troy. Have you heard of him? I also volunteer at a local children's hospital called Children United National Together. It's very rewarding.

I'm kind but guarded. I know ever since Jeff (my real dad) left, I have trust issues (or so my guidance counselor used to say), BUT I DO TRUST YOU. Please be patient with me because I want to help you. If there is one word to describe me, it is "HELPING OTHERS".

Please send me a picture of Tola's recovery and let me know about the other deal you mentioned. Looking forward to hearing from you.

Mike
Head Grass Master (Lawn Wrangler)

From Mike Hunt to Pastor Sam 1/14

Pastor Sam,

Where are you? I am eagerly awaiting your response. I told Agnus about the situation and she thinks we need to help your friend immediately. It's our duty as Christians.

Mike

Head Grass Master (Lawn Wrangler)

From Pastor Sam to Mike Hunt 1/16

Micheal Hunt,

Thanks for your kindness and i so much appreciate your interest towards the helping of Mr Tola, as a man of God. please extened my greetings to your lovely wife Agnus.i will appreciate if you could assist financially because Mr.Tola will be going for an operation and I hope to forward the names of drug after the confirmation of his operation come nest mounth,but if we could raise the amount as mentioned in my first mail to you. thanks and God bless you and your family in Jesus name.

Your,

Pastor Sam.

From Mike Hunt to Pastor Sam 1/16

Dear Pastor Sam,

It's good to hear from you. I was beginning to worry. How are Tola's balls? You said you were going to send photos. Please do. I think about he and the elephantitis often. I think once we help him, we should consider starting an organization that helps men stricken with this awful disease.

Anyway, how do you suggest we raise the money for his operation? I have a brother-in-law named Jeff. He works in advertising. Billboards are his specialty. He's actually one awards. I've included some pictures of some of his most famous designs. As you can see, he's not only genius, he's super talented. Plus he makes great money. He pretty much wants me dead for ruining his christmas party (I had a little to much Ripple), but I think he would help me if needed. Do you think I should tell him about Tola and our situation?

He might help us. I await your response.

Mike
Head Grass Master (Lawn Wrangler)

 

From Pastor Sam to Mike Hunt 1/22

Dear mike,

I so much appreciate your concern towards Tola’s conditions and

I pray that almighty God will reward you miraculously in all your endeavor in life.May you never lack knowledge wisdom and sense of understanding of human feelings? Please go ahead to disuse with any body that is interested to help Tola’s problem.

Mean while I took Tola out of town concerning his health I apologies for not writing you in time.

Please I will send Tola’s picture after his operation, what is important now is his health. Mike I also want you to know that what ever the Lord has given to you as power for us to save Tola’s life.We have to do it within 25days from now, please do anything humanly possible to raise any amount of money to save his soul no amount is to small to save his life. I am not demanding all the money from you ok.

Note, I don’t intend to expose master Tola’s neckedness but may the will of God be done. Thanks

I remain yours faithfully

Rev Pastor Sam.

From Mike Hunt to Pastor Sam 1/22

Dear Sam,

Oh thank God you and Tola are OK. I was worried. It is so hard to get that image of Tola's balls out of my head. So we have 25 days to raise the money. Between you, me, Agnus, and God, we should be able to do this. You seem like you have a good shoulder conected to your head. You know that he needs the proper medicine and medical treatment. I've read stories of many Africans using voodo or witch doctors to try to cure stuff. Very bad idea. We need to get Tola the best treatment possible.

I talked to my brother-in-law, Jeff Iblowdudes. He said he'd be willing to meet with me, "reluctantly", so I can tell him the details. If anyone has the money, it's Jeff. I also told my co-worker, Brad Fairyman about the problem. He has agreed to help us. You can trust him as he is one of the Lawn Ranglers. We will raise this money somehow.

Let me know your thoughts,

Mike

From Pastor Sam to Mike Hunt 1/23

Dear Mr. Mike,

Thanks for your urgent response, I am very happy that people like you do exist in life. If not for your encouragement and promises I would have being feed up. But one thing I know is that what ever you are doing to help Mr. Tola, the Almighty God must surely reward you in hundred folds.

I would appreciate if you could come up with some money as soon as possible to enable us take care of Tola, as time is not in our favor.

God will surely guide and protect all your endeavors and those that cares for the needy. In the name of Jesus Amen .

Thanks and God bless

Pastor Sam.

From Mike Hunt to Pastor Sam 1/24

Pastor Sam,

Give me the weekend to think about it. You should put your thinking cap on as well. I'll get with you next week. WE WILL NOT FAIL.

Blumpkins!

Mike Hunt

From Pastor Sam to Mike Hunt 1/27

Dear Mr. Mike,
How are you together with your wife and kids, i know God is in control of every thing.I just want to say hello to you and to let you know that God must showly guide you in all your activities Amen.

yours,

Pastor Sam.

From Mike Hunt to Pastor Sam 1/24

Dear Pastor Sam,

Thank you for the email. My wife Agnus is good and says hi. We don't have any children yet but if we did, they would say hi too. Please say hi to Tola and wish his balls the best. Tell him to ice them down for the pain.

Anyways, I was wearing my thinking cap all weekend. Agnus hates it when I do that but as I told her "this is is an emergency woman, back off!" I've enclosed a picture of me wearing it. Excuse the drool as I had been drinking. Anyhoo, if we are going to raise this money, we need to work together. I want to throw two ideas off of you. Let me know if they stick.

1. I keep talking to my brother-in-law Jeff until he finally caves in and gives us the money. It's a long shot, but sometimes he gives in to my demands just to get me to go away. He's got plenty of money and his reputation super. He didn't become owner and president of Iblowdudes, Inc for nothing.

2. I can't really take 100% credit for this one but I think it's good. Brian Fairyman, my co-worker, thinks we should do a car wash to save money. He saw it work on Happy Days once so he knows it works. We get a bunch of girls to dress in bathing suits and wash cars until we make the money. We would need to make flyers and have a slogan. Something like "have some balls and save Tola's!" We could put the picture of Tola and his giant swollen balls on a billboard to attract more support. I don't know, something like that. Maybe Jeff could help with the verbiage. I'm more of an idea guy.

Let me know your thoughts,

Mike

From Mike Hunt to Pastor Sam 1/26

Dear Pastor Sam,

Please email me when you get a chance. I've got interesting news. Once again, you didn't respond to my last email.

Peace,

Mike Hunt

From Pastor Sam to Mike Hunt 1/27

Dear mike
thanks for your respons i am sorry for not mailing you i just dont want to put much stress on you that is why i did not mail you the last time ' pls mike i am intrested in that intresting news .may you be bless
yours pastor sam.

From Mike Hunt to Pastor Sam 2/2

Dear Pastor Sam,

Oh thank God you are OK. How are Tola's big swollen balls? Boy, do I have some news for you. First off, let me tell you about the carwash that me and Brian Fairyman held to raise some money. I've enclosed some pictures of the whole thing for your enjoyment. We charged $5 per car and ended up with a grand total of $30. It's not a lot, but it's something. Keep in mind we did this without the "Save Tola's Ball's" billboards we talked about. Also keep in mind that we would have made more but we ended up in jail over a misunderstanding.

See, here's the deal. Brian came up with the idea to hire children to wash the cars to a Michael Jackson/Peter Pan/Neverland Magical Ranch theme. It was brilliant. Brian said all we had to do was buy candy for them. So we took Brian's van and got some of the kids in the neighborhood to go down to Hand Job Carwash down the street. Brian's uncle owns the place so he let us run our fundraiser. We played Michael Jackson songs, had water fights, Brian had a tickling contest and we all washed cars. It was a hoot. Until the cops came. For some reason, they misunderstood our intentions. So they chased and severely beat me and Brian with their clubs until we both were lying in a pool of our own blood on the ground. I now have a broken wrist tailbone, three missing teeth, a badly bruised ego, and no feeling in my left toes. This was very upsetting to the children. As a good Christian, I forgive the Barlow police department but I just can't get over the fact that they thought Brian and I had bad intentions. I've know Brian for years and he'd never do that. Anyway, they beat us to a pulp. You probably feel guilty as it's pretty much your fault that this happened. I just want you to know that Brian and I talked about it after Agnus paid our bail, and we forgive you. So don't feel guilty, OK?

I'm going to meet with Jeff Iblowdudes, my brother-in-law, about getting the money. He's agreed to let me talk with him in person as long as I promise to say 10 feet away from him at all times. Hopefully, he'll just give us the money for Tola. He's very wealthy and a few thousand dollars would be nothing for him. Keep you fingers crossed.

Anyway, here is a breakdown of the pictures.

1. Picture of Brian's car wash.
2. Brian in his washing car outfit. Doesn't he look like Peter Pan?
3. One of the kids we picked up to help.
4. Pablo holding sign.
5. More of the children Brian recruited.
6. Me getting a beating of a lifetime. OUCH!

Well, enjoy the pictures and let me know what you think. I meet with Jeff tomorrow.

I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU,

Mike

From Pastor Sam to Mike Hunt 2/5

daer mike,
i am very sorry for all that happened to you, i know the almighty God will reward you in a great way i am presently praying for you pls mail me back to inform me of what else we should hope on.remain bless
yours pastor sam

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: He bought it. Not much of a conversationalist though.

From Mike Hunt to Pastor Sam 2/5

Dear Pastor Sam,

Good news. I met with my brother-in-law Jeff. He is going to contact you. I think we can get him to send you the money for Tola's balls. He wants to email you directly because he doesn't trust me so much. The whole restraining order thing. Oh well.

Anyway, he will be emailing you today. I'm sure he'd rather deal directly with you as he thinks I'm retarded. Do as he asks because he can help us. He can write the donation off on his taxes so he has a vested interest. That just made me laugh. An interest wearing a vest. :)

Thank you for praying for me Pastor Sam. Please pray that I get feeling back in my toes and my ego becomes heals.

Keep an eye out for an email from Jeff Iblowdudes (my brother-in-law).

Love you man,

Mike

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: OK, time to bring Jeff Iblowdudes (Mike's brother-in-law) into the picture. Keep your fingers crossed for that photo.

From Jeff Iblowdudes to Pastor Sam 2/5

Dear Pastor Sam,

My brother-in-law Mike has brought this matter to my attention. We met this morning about your situation. He drove from Barlow to tell me about it so it must be important. It is so good to hear about you, although the news of your friend Tola's present condition shocked me to the core. Your words were passed on verbatim by my brother-in-law, Mike. I want to assure you that I am most honored and equally humbled to be able to assist a man who is of great character such as yourself. I am a God fearing man myself. Your friend is obviously in great pain and needs medical treatment. I feel that myself and my partners can assist financially. You and Tola display a great deal of courage in his current predicament. I like that.

I have fortunately never felt the distress of a disease like "elephantitis", but I do have a cousin in New Jersey who once caught the virus while visiting a massage parlor. He was able to recount in gruesome detail the true horror of "elephantitis." After hearing of Tola's suffering, I immediately asked myself "what would God want me to do?" The fact that you are a Pastor working for the Lord was instrumental as the deciding factor when I agreed to help you.

I hope that this will come as some relief to hear that I have consulted with my silent partners at Iblowdudes, Inc. and they have agreed to pitch in and help. They agreed on one condition only. If you were to have a picture of yourself taken holding just the name of my company, "Iblowdudes, Inc.", we will be able to use the donation as a tax write off. This is the only way we can make absolutely sure that we can guarantee the money you require. This makes it a win for everyone involved.
Please print "Iblowdudes, Inc" on a paper and have a picture of yourself taken holding it. Also, please write "Pastor Sam" somewhere on the paper for identification purposes. When we receive the photo, we will then transfer the preferred amount. Please give us the details in the email along with the photo. It must be under $4000 US dollars as well. Anything over that will not be able to be classified as a "gift." I realize this is a difficult task, but it is essential if we are to get the money you need. Also, you should thank my brother-in-law Mike for bringing this to my attention.

I look forward to your next email with the photo so that we may proceed in this matter.


Jeff Iblowdudes
President
Iblowdudes, Inc.
1028 Papsmer Palace
Portland, Oregon
Jeffsbillboards@yahoo.com

From Pastor Sam to Jeff Iblowdudes 2/8

Dear jeff,

Thanks for your urgent respond concerning mr tola"s condiction,may the lord bless you and Mike for your concerned toward tola.how i wish i have the opportunity to come down to oregon to show my appreciation to you or you coming down to nigeria to come and see how your effort is being appreciated .

I have deposited the money that is with me in the hospital where the operation will be performed on tola ,all i am waiting for is your contribution to balance up with the money as i have ealier explained to mike.[please make sure you click on the picture so that you shall be able to see clarly all the details you demanded for. as for the money transfer , you can do that through western union money transfer and send the details concerning the trasfer back to me immediately.
thanks and God bless

yours pastor sam .



EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: He must be a dick sucking machine to be incorporated!

From Jeff Iblowdudes to Pastor Sam 2/8

Dear Pastor Sam,

Thank you for the email. I appreciate your effort but we have a problem. We can not see the writing on the sign. Please take the picture again with a new sign that clearly shows the "Iblowdudes, Inc." We can not use it as a tax write off if we can't prove we donated the money.

Sorry to make you do it again but we need it. We are excited to help Tola and are anxiously waiting to complete the details. Also, include the Western Union details I need along with the new picture.

Thanks,

Jeff Iblowdudes
President
Iblowdudes, Inc.
1028 Papsmer Palace
Portland, Oregon
Jeffsbillboards@yahoo.com

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: After this last email, I went to my inbox and found 3 emails. He must have been tipped off about the site. I decided to write him back as if I didn't understand his last 2 emails.

From Pastor Sam to Jeff Iblowdudes 2/9

Dear Jeff,
thanks for your urgent respond ,please i told you to click on the picture so that it will be larger for you to see iblowdudes and pastor sam writtten on it ,please mail me back immediately you do that to save me from more stress.
remain bless
yours pastor sam

From Pastor Sam to Jeff Iblowdudes 2/9

trully am not this stupid but all i thougt was to get some money that will make me a man ,i have been at home now for the past sixmonths cos there is no school fees for me .this 419 peaple they duped my mother .and recked her and since then have been so convince on how to survive and to be sincere with u i have made not even a kobo right from the day i started it job so if there is a way you want me to come and appologise for wat i have done i amn ready dan for u to ruined the life of the brother that volunter to release his picture for me ,that is not my picture to be sincere wit you i know am in your hand already but if you can 4give me or even give me a better option on how to complete my education i shall be vary much intrested ,i am presently in 400l ladoke akintola university of technology .please dont ruin the carrier of my brother that gave me his picture ,4give me

From Pastor Sam to Jeff Iblowdudes 2/9

as 4 the picture i bought it from those peaple that deal wit this nature harb that sells gonoria drugs in oshodi

From Pastor Sam to Mike Hunt 2/9

i am very sorry for not writing you mike i hope u will find it in your mind to forgive me.i have sent the picture to jeff,but he said he was having a problem wit it but i told him to click on the pics so that he would be able to see it clearly, i will send you my picture as well today

From Jeff Iblowdudes to Pastor Sam 2/9

Dear Pastor Sam,

I did click on the picture and I was still unable to read the sign clearly. All I need for you to do is make it more darker. Everything else was perfect. This should not be a problem.

Anxiously awaiting the photo,

Jeff Iblowdudes
President
Iblowdudes, Inc.
1028 Papsmer Palace
Portland, Oregon
Jeffsbillboards@yahoo.com

From Jeff Iblowdudes to Pastor Sam 2/9

Dear Pastor Sam,

I'm not sure what you mean by your last two emails. It doesn't sound like you are Pastor Sam. If this is someone who broke into Pastor Sam's email account, YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. This is serious business and Pastor Sam and I do not have time for games.

Jeff Iblowdudes

From Mike Hunt to Pastor Sam 2/9

Dear Pastor Sam,

Thank you for the emails. I was starting to worry. I got the picture. You are very handsome. It was difficult to read the sign though.

Anyway, tell Tola that his balls will be back to normal in no time. I know my brother-in-law will not let us down. Got to run. I'm off to go buy a couple of CD's. My favorite rap group, Foe-On-Nine, just came out with a new album. I'm also going to get the Three Times One Minus One album. If you would like, I could burn you copies.

Thanks

Mike Hunt

From Pastor Sam to Jeff Iblowdudes 2/9

u a sea dog [but am an airlord ,flying comandant]no4 man

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: What the fuck does that mean???????

From Jeff Iblowdudes to Pastor Sam 2/9

Dear Pastor Sam,

I don't care if you are a gay man. I do not judge anyone. My brother-in-law's best friend, Brian Fairyman, also is an airlord too. In the US, we call airlords "gay men." No problem. Just send the picture again cupcake. I think you are very brave for coming out of the closet during this difficult period. Tola is lucky to have a gay friend like you.

Thanks

Jeff Iblowdudes

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: After I sent this last reply, I checked the Mike Hunt account and found these two emails.

From Pastor Sam to Mike Hunt 2/9

dont expose me too much man u can tell me to stop d habbit and i i have stoped it already i pray 4 the lord 2 have mercy on me

From Pastor Sam to Mike Hunt 2/9

dont spoil my future carier atleast give me one more chance
i have stoped this already don place the picture there

From Mike Hunt to Pastor Sam 2/9

Dear Pastor Sam,

I'm not sure what you mean by this. It's like you are talking in code or something. Please explain.

I talked to Jeff today and he said you admitted you were an airlord today. Pastor Sam, nobody cares that you are gay. My friend Brian Fairyman is gay (an airlord) too. You'd be perfect on that show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." Sorry, that thought just popped in my head.

Talk to you soon you big queen!

Mike Hunt

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Something tells me I won't hear from him again so I figure I'd give him the standard EMM goodbye. After all, he earned it.

From Mike Hunt to Pastor Sam 2/18

Dear Pastor Sam,

Sorry I haven't written in over a week. I was banging your mom in Las Vegas. I threw my back out but it's all good. Anyway, I wanted to let you know that you are now famous thanks to me. Check yourself out at this website:

www.ebolamonkeyman.com/tola.htm

So you like sucking off guys? It's no big deal in America but I heard it's a thing of shame in Africa.

Just for your information, you should look for a new job. This scamming thing doesn't work for you. You are really bad at it. I mean really bad. You actually took bad to the next, next, next level. That's three levels higher than the average shit for brains scammer. Not good dude.

Anyway, hopefully you'll die of some venereal disease.

Ebola Monkey Man errrrrr..... Mike Hunt

From Pastor Sam to Mike Hunt 2/21

i already knew who u are but i want u to know dat is not my will to be doing dis but there is no job in dis country help me if u can and stop casting spells on me

From Mike Hunt to Pastor Sam 2/21

Scammer guy,

I would love to help you if I could. Unfortunately, I can't. I believe that jobs are probably pretty hard to come by in your country. I really do. I think that is a shame. But I don't believe that you have no other means but crime. What you are doing is stealing. You are stealing blindly too. If you were targeting rich people, that would take you from the scumbag level, up to just scum. See dude, the problem is that many of the people you steal from, are just like you. They are poor and taking care of their families. Then some douche bag like you comes along and promises them a better life for a small fee. You pray on their stupidity. Do you know what I mean?

Try to look inside of yourself and be a man. I'm going to ask you something and I want an honest answer for my readers. Help us understand.

Are there really no jobs in Africa? Nothing at all?

Be honest.

If you lie, may your balls swell up to the size of Tola's.

Ebola Monkey Man

From Pastor Sam to Mike Hunt 2/24

i swear there are many jobs in this country but without you having someone at the top [conection as we use to call it here in nigeria no job for u]pls u can give me your no so that i can call u . i want u to stop those bad words u have being using in relating wit me .u can now take me as your friend ,brother,or even your secreat agent here in nigeria.bye and God bless.

i also want u to know dat i have stoped the scam alresdy if u like u can believe me and if u like dont my lord is my wiytness

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: What do you think folks? Should I trust him? Should I give him my number? Should I stop using those bad words I have "being using in relating wit" him? Should I let him be my "secreat" agent in Nigeria? So many questions and not enough time. Whatever that means.

From Mike Hunt to Pastor Sam 2/28

Dude,

Lets get something straight, I'll didn't use any bad words with you in the last email. Second of all, I'll totally believe that you have stopped scamming if you do me one favor. I might even consider making you my secret agent in Nigeria. I want you to hold a sign that says:

"The Ebola Monkey Man changed my life!"

If you really stopped, you should have no problem doing this.

Looking forward to your email.

Ebola Monkey Man

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