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DEAR EBOLA MONKEY MAN
THIS IS THE SHOCK JOCK. I AM SORRY FOR THE LONG HIATUS AND FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO COMPLETE THE LAST SCAM. I THINK YOU WILL FIND I HAD MUCH BETTER RESULTS WITH SEAN WILLIAM. HE IS TURNING OUT TO BE A REAL MUGU.
SHOCK JOCK, USING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, BUT SPELLING EVERYTHING CORRECTLY.
I am a Manager with CITIZENS INTERNTIONAL BANK NIG LIMITED. My name is Mr.Sean William. I am the Account officer to late to Engineer Allan McVey a National of your country, who is a contractor with the DEPARTMENT OF PETROLEUM RESOURCES VICTORIA ISLAND, LAGOS.
Here in after shall be referred to as my client On 30 JAN 2000, my client,his wife, and their three children were involved in the Kenya airways flight with registration number 5Y-BEN which departed from Nairobi to destination Lagos and they all family died in this fatal air crash on 30 JAN 2000 Since then I have made several inquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended Relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful
attempts, I decided to trace his last name over the Internet, to locate any
member of his family hence I contacted you.
contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind
by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the
these huge deposits were lodged, particularly the CITIZENS INTERNTIONAL
BANK. Where the deceased had an account Valued at about ($35 million u s dollars)
has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin. Or have the account confiscated
within the next ten official working days.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at ($35 million US Dollars) can be paid to you and then you and me Can share the money.50% to me and 50% to you .An attorney will be contacted to help us revalidate and notarize all the necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make.
All I require is your honest cooperation
to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed
under a legitimate arrangement that
will protect you and me from any breach of the law.Respond to this mail
alternate email address:email@example.com
Dear Mr. William:
Mr. McVey has asked me to tell you to send future correspondence to my e-mail account, firstname.lastname@example.org instead of his. I am Shaq Jacques, his administrative assistant and I am the one who maintains contact with his business associate, Mr. Iama P. Seater. Mr. Seater is the one who handles Mr. McVey's monetary transactions.
Given the urgent nature of the matter you brough to Mr. McVey's attention, I believe it might be possible to convince Mr. Seater to assist you, but to be honest you will need to flatter him a bit and be on his good side. You see, the last contract he handled for Mr. McVey resulted in substantial personal loss to him because it involved a government agency that turned out to be very corrupt. Still, I think it is possible to convince Mr. Seater to help out in this important matter, if we do it just the right way.
What I need you to do
is e-mail a photograph of yourself, to the above address, and in that photo
you must be holding a sign that clearly displays his full
name, in capital letters, "IAMA PINA SEATER", and nothing else. I
believe that will be enough that he will decide to assist you in transferring
the $35 million, becuase I happen to know he actually enjoys seeing his name
in print. Plus, since it is a lot of money, I believe he will see he has an
interest in going through with this transfer of funds. But again, you must
do exactly as I instruct.
In return, I would like to share a photo of me (left) and Mr. McVey (right). I will need the photo of you holding a sign bearing Mr. Seater's full name (in quotes above) before I can trust you with a photo of my passport. Also, please understand that Mr. McVey's business is not equipped to make international calls, only calls within the United States. That is why it is necessary to communicate by e-mail.
Please respond promptly.
(photo of Bob and Tom, morning radio shock jocks from Indianapolis)
In reality, Spot is my cat, but I decided to say it was the name of my company since that enabled me to do a lot more in the way of hazing Mr. William -- SJ
Dear Spot McVey,
I am indeed very grateful for your mail, As a matter of fact I want you to represent the next of kin to Late Engr Allan McVey.who was a customer to this Bank, he died in a Plane Crash along with his wife and children which made him not to have a next of kin to the huge amount he deposited with us, normally in a situation like this if nobody comes forward as the
next of kin to claim the funds, the money will go to the federal government purse.
Personally I dont want the fund to go to government purse that is my reason of contacting you so that I will use my position as a senior staff in my Bank to make you stand as the next of kin so that the funds will be paid into your account, then I will join you in your country for the sharing of the money on the ratio I told you earlier.
I will like us to invest my share in your country on a business you will suggest to me later. Infact I did not blame you for being a little curious and skeptical, I will act the same way you did should i be on your shores.
To assure you the authenticity and legitimacy of this transaction, I shall send you the legal documents backing this business but that will be when we have started.
Please forward to me the following particulars to enable us begin
(1) YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS
(2)YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS
(3)A BANK ACCOUNT THAT CONTAINS LITTLE OR NO MONEY
(4)THE NAME OF YOUR BANK AND ADDRESS.
We have two options of payment which is by Bank Certify Cheque and by telegraphic transfer, if you chose to be paid by Cheque, then ignore to send your account number.
On receipt of these listed items, I will send you a text of application of claim which you will complete and send back to us for approvals after which the funds will be remitted to your account or you can come to carry it in cash if you wish so.
Please, I would be most grateful if you can be replying mails on urgent bases so that we can conclude this transaction within the shortest possible time.
I assure you once more that this transaction is 100% risk-free as I have met with some top officials of the
Bank to work out a risk-free transaction. I am looking forward to hearing from you soonest.
Mr, Sean William
OK, here it comes :E -- SJ
Dear Mr. William:
First, Spot McVey is the name of our company. The name of the person you are trying to contact is Michael McVey. I am his administrative assistant, Shaq Jacques.
As I said in the last e-mail, all business matters for the Spot McVey Company are handled by Mr. McVey's business associate, Mr. Iama P. Seater.
Before I can e-mail any of the information you requested about Mr. McVey, I will need for you to e-mail the photograph I requested. Because of that last deal involving the government of Togo which turned out to be very corrupt, you will need to flatter Mr. Seater in order to secure his cooperation.
Specifically, you will need to e-mail a photograph of yourself holding a sign that reads EXACTLY, and I mean EXACTLY, as follows:
MR. IAMA PINA SEATER
PLEASE BE MY PARTNER
I think that, and my explaining to him what is at stake, will be enough to convince him to help us out.
Given the urgency of this matter, it is essential that you reply very soon with the photograph, and that the sign say EXACTLY the words in capital letters above.
You know, 24 hours is way too long to wait for these scammers! -- SJ
Why do you delay? As I understand the transaction is urgent, and I need the photo of you and the sign before I can secure his cooperation. The sign, remember, must say, EXACTLY, "MR. IAMA PINA SEATER, PLEASE BE MY PARTNER."
Let me tell you that once Mr. Seater agrees to assist someone, he is quite generous. Last year he arranged a loan through his company for more than $100,000 for a man named Kenneth Chile who needed to cover expenses to claim a large inheritance that had been confiscated by a foreign government. But to have his help you must flatter him with the sign I mentioned above, and you must not needlessly delay him. He likes to work quickly because he is very busy.
Please reply promptly with the photo I mentioned.
Wow, what a MUGU!!! Ebola, here's one for the home page! Now I am going to see if I can convince Mr. William to pay a modest processing fee for that $100,000 he thinks I'm fixing to send him.....stay tuned! -- SJ
Here is what you asked for, I hope to receive your complete information without further delay so that we can proceed.
EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Where can I get that outfit??????? I'm at a loss for words.
Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2004 17:04:49
Subject: Yes, I will work with you
Dear Mr. William:
Mr. Jacques forwarded your photograph to me and I was very
touched by it. I believe I will be able to assist you in obtaining the inheritance
I will need instructions from you on how to go about doing so. My company
offer loans and sometimes grants to assist people with obtaining inheritances when they are inaccessible due to distance or due to being held by other parties unwilling to release them. Please reply to Mr. Jacques's e-mail address, email@example.com the same one you were using before. He will forward all messages to me as necessary.
Iama P. Seater
Spot McVey, Inc.
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