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Ebola Monkey Note: I received this email last week and almost pissed myself when I opened the attachment.

I have a pic you may like. I have made a scammer hold a funny ass sign....I will also forward a message from the same scammer admitting he tried to scam me and still wants money. That was a first for me to see.

Donkki Punch

DEAR FREND,

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL,I HAVE UNDERSTAND YOU, SORRY FOR THE INCONFIDENCE WE HAVE BEEN CONTACT FOR THE PAST.IT IS DUE TO THE CONDITION WE ARE FACEING IN AFRICA. YOU KNOW WE AFRICA HAS NO MONEY TO HELP OUR FARIMLY THAT IS WHILE WE COULD DO TO GET MONEY FOR OUR PERENT.

I AM LIVING WITH MY PERENT HERE, BUT WE ARE FROM GHANA I AM THE ONE THAT HELP THEM TO GET MONEY FOR FOOD AND OTHER THINGS. WE ARE 6 IN NUMBER TWO BOYS AND 4 GIRLS PLUS MY FATHER AND MOTHER.

AS WE ARE HERE NOW WE CAN'T FEED TWO MILE PAR DAY AND TO PAY OUR HOUSE RANT. AND I AM NOT WORKING, THAT IS WHILE WE DO ANYTHING TO GET MONEY.

PLEASE, I BEG YOU WITH THE NAME OF GOD AS A HUMAN BEAN PLEASE,PLEASE, IF I OFFENED YOU FORGIVE ME.

PLEASE COULD YOU SEND UD $500 (FIVE HUNDERD DOLLER) TO PAY OUR HOUSE RENT AND TO BAY SOME FOOD TO EAT PLEASE MY BROTHER. PLEASE DO IT BY GOD GRACE GOD WILL REMEBER YOU. HELP US HERE BECOUSE WE ARE THE SAME IN GOD.

WE NEED YOUR HELP, SO MY BROTHER IF YOU CAN SEND IT, SEND IT THROUGH OUR SISTER NAME N'guessan Honorine Koffi SEND IT AND GIVE US THE CONTROL NUMBER THROUGH OUR EMAIL BOX.

WELL, MY NAME IS DANIEL KOFFI. IF ANY THING YOU WANT ME TO DO FOR YOU, YOU ARE FREE TO TELL ME.

THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS.
FROM DANIEL KOFFI

WELL, I WANT TO LET YO

Ebola Monkey Note: Every now and then you see something special. This is one of those times. I had to know how the hell he got this scammer to do this. What follows is the rest of the emails between me and Donkki Punch (the latest member and rookie of the year award winner of the Monkey Pox).

From EMM to Donkii Punch

Dude,

You have to tell me how you got him to do that.

I LOVE IT!

Did you keep all the emails from this guy?

Ebola Monkey Man

From Donkii Punch to EMM

Mr Ebola,

I told him that my lawyer insisted that I have a genuine pic of him because of all the scams that are happening to africa. I explained that the reason it had to be so out there is so he could not just find a pic on the web and send it to me. I am busy right now with work, but plan on doing much baiting in the a couple of weeks.....this shit is fun. My new name is Donkki Punch.
I have already baited one and used something from your site to reply with....hope you do not mind. I will forward it to you.

Unfortunately I did not keep all the emails....I think I sent you the one where he admitted being a scammer and still asked for $500.....these guys are great. That was actually my first bait and I got the umbrella pic. I was wonder if you could point me in the right direction to find out flight numbers and etas and such. I would like my next guy to do a little traveling. I will keep you informed on my progress. By the way.....YOUR SITE ROCKS !

Donkki Punch

Ebola Monkey Note: Donkki Punch, we salute you. On behalf of the Monkey Pox, welcome to the club.

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