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EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: For this scam, the Profanator and I wanted to show the PC people just how far a scammer will go. So this is for all of those who somehow forget who the real bad guy is when reading this site. Enjoy.

From :
"MADAM STELLA AJOVI."
Reply-To :
saintstellac103@zwallet.com Subject :
HOPE FOR THE CHILDREN WITH CANCER....
Date :
Thu, 9 Oct 2003 10:18:17 +0100

Dear Good Friend.

I am MADAM STELLA AJOVI COLE from Cote d'Ivoire,in West Africa. I was married to DR. JAMES COLE,
from Republic of Peru who was the chief consular in thier embassy in Cote D'Ivoire, for nine years before he died in the year 2001. We were married for EIGHT years without a child. Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or to get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $8.6 Million U.S Dollars with a Finance Trust Security Company here in Lome-Togo.Presently
this, Money is still in the custody of the Finance Trust Security Company. Presently i am now staying in one of our houses in Lome the capital city of TOGO.(a near by country to Cote d'Ivoire,in West Africa)were i ran to with my sister and two of my personel assistance. Due to the Rebels up rise and attacks in my country.But just recently my cancer sick gets too bad and my Doctor advise that i have a limmited chance of making it to the next couple of months.Having known my condition I decided to open up an SOS centre for the children of Lome that has cancer disease.With a tune of $2.3 million u.s dollar. NOW i want donate the remaining balance($4.3million u.s dollars) of the fund to good person/s whom will utilize it in opening similar things in the poor countries in South America. Because that's were my Husband came from.OR any country of your own convenice ok.
I want a church,organization or NGO's, good person that will use this fund for the good and well being of the children with
cancer case. The Bible made us to understand that"Blessed is the hand that giveth". AND best service person can render is the serivce to "humanity".. l took this decision because I don't have any CHILD that will inherit the money and also to save my SOUL in order to gain INTERNAL LIFE WITH GOD IN THE NAME OF JESUS...AMEN. Hence I know where I am
going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord.Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace". I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an UNHOLY way.But in the manner i will instruct later. As soon as i receive your reply i will give you the test question and application to fill to prove your guineness towards been a partner in this project. There after i will issue to you the letter of Authorty over the fund and the direct contact of my legal
representatives and that of the Finance company were the said money is now. I want you and your church to always pray for me because the Lord GOD is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Hope to hear from you soonest, remain bless.

Truly yours,
MADAM STELLA AJOVI.

Ima to Stella, Oct. 13

Hi Madam Stella Ajovi Cole,

My name is Ima and I received your email. I run a children's non-profit organazation called Children United Nationally Together. We help children who are less fortunate and born without much of a chance. I'm just glad there are more people like me out there that want to help the children. I'm sorry to hear about your cancer.

Your proposal seems very interesting. As long as I'm not doing anything illegal, I'd be more than happy to help you get your money. My only question is would you be willing to donate a part of the money to my orgination, C.U.N.T? I was thinking I could upgrade the shelter with the money and help pay off the high costs or the children's medicines. Please email me as soon as you can.

Thanks

Ima Dicfiend

Stella to Ima, Oct. 14

Dear friend in Christ,

This is just a donation since i dont have much life to live on this earth and even if i die,this money will not follow me to the grave,that is why i want a trusted brethren who will apply it to God's work and building of charity homes.

Friend in the lord,you will also be remembering me in every prayer that you said for i can walk no more neither do i speak
so clear,i am sheding tears for people in the world who does not know that the wrath of God is reaching to the earth for not
a long time. Please i don't want this money to be use in an unGodly way so that is why i want you to state to me exatly what you are going to use this money for,for some people may tell you,i will do this and do that but after they will use it for another thing.
And for your orgination, C.U.N.T i feel some amount should go into since is a charity work your doing. My friend Ima,you see,i am critically sick and cannot do anything than lying down and sometimes try to talk to people trough internet means...Mail me back and i will consider the work that you are planing to do with this money and i will give you an application which you will fill and send to the finance company for approval and transfer of the fund.

But remember that the Almighty God sees our soul and knew our thought.

MRS. STELLA.COLE

Ima to Stella, Oct. 14

Dear Stella,

Yes, I think being truthful and honest is the only way. Your words are so beautiful in brought a tear to my eye. It's so nice to see someone who is God fearing and wants to help children. I understand you health is bad and I think that is great that you want to do one last thing to help better the world. You will truly be rewarded in heaven. Since we you have been so honest with me, let me tell you about myself and my organization (C.U.N.T.).

I am 32 years old. I am deaf but fluent in sign language. I am in the stage 4 level of blindness in my left eye. Other than that, I am in good health. I started working for C.U.N.T. after I met Father William U. Tuchme at a benefit for sick children. His words took my breath away. I then decided to devote myself to C.U.N.T. full-time.

The money that you would give to us would go to the children and operating costs of C.U.N.T. For example, we have one child named Jimmy who needs an artificial leg to walk properly. Artificial limbs are very expensive. Another example would Chanook, a small Indian boy who needs a new liver due to a drinking problem. Plus we would like to build a new wing to the building for the mentally retarded children. A place where they can run free and not have to wear helmets. Being disabled and a woman of God Stella, I'm sure you understand. Do you speak sign language? I'd love to do a video phone conference with you.

Please let me know. We'd love to work with you. I could even have Father Tuchme get in contact with you.

Praise the lord and may you have peace.

Ima Dicfiend

Stella to Ima, Oct. 16

Dear Ima Dicfiend,

GOD must surely bless you, and may the goodness and mercy of GOD always be with you.This is a call for HELP to humaity.
I will be sending to you the text of application which you will retype in your company letter headed paper or plain sheet,fill accordingly and then fax to the desk of the director of operations of THE SECURITY COMPANY here for approval.I will also be sending to you any informations you need to know about whatever thing that the SECURITY COMPANY might ask you.
Meanwhile, I do hope to hear from you with a positive news on this expansion of charity homes and works of God. Be writing me always so as to be knowing what step to follow all the time.

Now i have to give you an application to fill,retype and you will send it.(i did delayed it a bit to pray over it now i feel safe and free to allow you have it).i do not speak sign language and please explain video phone conference.

HERE IS THE SPECIMEN OF THE TEXT OF APPLICATION:-

THE DIRECTOR
OPERATIONS AND SERVICE
CRYSTAL SECURITIES COMPANY -TOGO.
ATTN: MR IRONU ICHIE
TEL: + 228-911-2330
FAX: + 228-55-56
EMAIL: crystal_sec_ltd@uymail.com

LETTER OF/APPLICATION FOR THE INHERITANCE OF(1 TRUNK BOX).
With reference to the deposit of DR JAMES COLE and with the deposit code number CSL/LG/14/01 with your CRYSTAL SECURITIES COMPANY.
I hereby declare that I Mr./MRS/MS..........................is the BENEFICIARY to late DR. JAMES COLE and wish to state that I would want the above deposit to be release to me,details as bellow.
Telephone.......................................
Fax.............................................
Telex...........................................
Beneficiary Name:...............................
Beneficiary's tel:..............................
Beneficiary's fax:..............................
Beneficiary's e-mail address:...................
Thanks for your anticipated co-operation.
Yours Faithfully,
.................
(Your Name and signature.)


N.B. PLEASE RETYPE THIS LETTER INTO A PLAIN SHEET OR YOUR COMPANY'S LETTER HEADED PAPER AND SEND TO THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATION, CRYSTAL SECURITIES COMPANY - TOGO. WITH THE ABOVE FAX NUMBER OR THROUGH THE COMPANY'S EMAIL AND DO CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY ON MY EMAIL AS SOON AS YOU SEND IT.

Regards.
MADAM STELLA COLE

Ima to Ironu CC Stella, Oct. 17

Mr. Ironu Ichie,

My name is Ima Dicfiend and I am with Children United Nationally Together, Inc. Please review the apllication for the inheritance.

Thanks

Ima Dicfiend

 

C.U.N.T

CHILDREN UNITED NATIONALLY TOGETHER, Inc.
P.O. Box 419-69
Beverly Hills, CA 90210

THE DIRECTOR
OPERATIONS AND SERVICE
CRYSTAL  SECURITIES COMPANY -TOGO.
ATTN: MR IRONU ICHIE
TEL:   + 228-911-2330
FAX:   + 228-55-56
EMAIL:    crystal_sec_ltd@uymail.com


LETTER OF/APPLICATION FOR THE INHERITANCE OF(1 TRUNK BOX).
With reference to the deposit of DR JAMES COLE and with the deposit code number CSL/LG/14/01
with your CRYSTAL SECURITIES COMPANY.

I hereby declare that I Mr./MRS/MS Ima Dicfiend is the BENEFICIARY to late DR. JAMES COLE and wish to state that I would want the above deposit to be release to me,details as bellow.

Telephone 877-504-3033
Fax- 877-504-3033
Telex N/A
Beneficiary Name: Ima Dicfiend
Beneficiary's tel: 877-504-3033
Beneficiary's fax: 877-504-3033
Beneficiary's e-mail address: Ima_Dicfiend@hotmail.com

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation.
Yours Faithfully,

Ima Dicfiend

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: That should do the trick!

Ironu to Ima, Oct. 17

CRYSTAL SECURITIES LIMITED
17 BOULEVARD DE MAIRE
TEL:00228-911-23-30
FAX:00228-222-55-56
EMAIL:crystal_sec_ltd@uymail.com
LOME-TOGO.
16/10/2003.

ATTN:DICFIEND,

WE HAVE ACKNOWDGE YOUR APPLICATION/CLAIM TODAY BEEN THE 17 OCTOBER 2003.AS A NEW
BENEFICIARY TO LATE DR JAMES COLE,WE THE MANAGEMENT OF CRYSTAL SECURITIES
LIMITED REQUESTED THAT YOU SEND TO US THESE DOCUMENT AS FOLLOWS FOR
VERIFICATIONS AND APPROVAL OF YOUR APPLICATION:
1)THE ORIGINAL CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSITE.
2)LETTER OF AUTHORITY FROM THE DEPOSITOR
3)CERTIFICATE OF CHANGING OF OWNERSHIP.
WITH REST ASSURED THAT IF YOU PROVIDE THESE DOCUMENT AND AFTER VARIOUS
VERIFICATIONS AND THEY ARE CORRECT,YOUR APPLICATION WILL BE APPROVED AND THE
DEPOSITE WILL BE RELEASE TO YOU WITHOUT ANY DELAY.

MR IRONU ICHIE.

Ima to Stella, Oct. 18

Dear Stella,

I recieved this email from Crystal Securiteis Limited. They requested the following:

1)THE ORIGINAL CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSITE.
2)LETTER OF AUTHORITY FROM THE DEPOSITOR
3)CERTIFICATE OF CHANGING OF OWNERSHIP.

Stella, how am I supposed to give them these certificates when I never had them to begin with.

Please advise,

Ima

Stella to Ima, Oct. 18

Dear sister in christ,

I just read your mail right now ,and i do hope your doing great in the LORD. There is know cause to be worried Ima,i have the two documents(CERTIFICATES ) with me and i will scan it on monday,together with the letter of authority from the Depositor. I will send them to you first thing on monday then you can send it back to them the way you did send the application

How is your charity centre... just keep believing GOD ok something good will soon come thier way soon .
please do remmember me your prayers.

your sister
Stella Cole.

Ima to Stella, Oct. 19

Dear Stella,

You are such a beautiful person and the strange thing is you are like a big sister. Also like an angel sent from heaven. The fact that you want to help the less fortunate children of the the world tells me you are sent by God.

I'm glad you have the documents and I look forward to receiving them. I will forward them immediately.

The C.U.N.T. is getting more full every day with new children, used furniture, and all of the Priests in Father Tuchme's church. It will be nice for us to use the money for expansion. I can't wait to one day see the smile on the children's face when I tell them we have enough money for their medicine and operations.

Praying like hell for you big sister,

Ima Dicfiend

Stella to Ima, Oct. 21

Dear sister in Christ,

How are you today?with hope that you all are well today.as for me,i am okey.This is the latter of authorisation,you will find it in the attatchment.I have sent a message to ouy lawyer to prepare and change the rest of the required into your name and as soon as he finish,i will send them to you.

your sister,
stella cole

Stella to Ima, Oct. 22

Dearest in Christ,

I hope everything is okey,sorry for taking a little bit of timle as you can know that this is not an easy thing to follow but i believe that when God say yes,nobody can say no.

We are still on the changings,i will send it to you as soon as it is okey only remain truthful and prayerful,i promise you that eveerything will be okey.

MADAM COLE.

Ima to Stella, Oct. 22

Dear Sister Stella,

Everything is just fine. Please take your time in getting me what I need to continue. I want everything to go right. I will pray for you today at Father Tuchme's service.

The last couple of days have been hectic. Father Tuchme did what we call a divine intervention with a small boy named Pablo from a nearby Mexican neighborhood. That's were he actually penetrates and we claim the child from the parents due to horrible living conditions. It's very difficult but somebody has to look out for the Pablo's best interest. Here are some pictures of Pablo from the day before Father Tuchme laid the hands of God down on the child. As you can see, his parents didn't wash or look after the boy. Plus they let him smoke cigarettes and gave him a really bad haircut. It's just horrific, it's like a mohawk with a bad fade. I hope this shows you why it's important to help an organization like C.U.N.T. to raise money. The injustices caused by some parents can make you loose your faith sometimes. Thank God small boys like Pablo have security in the open arms of the priests at the Catholic church.

Amen Sister Stella,

Ima Dicfiend

Stella to Ima, Oct. 22

Dearest friend in Christ,

Like i told you that immidietly the certificate is okey that i will send it to you,it is done.I am sending it to you as promised,you will find it in the attatchment.

You can now send them as soos as possible,let us what is going to be the answer bue i strongly believe that our God will not put us to shame as this is something that is going for the helpless and is has been a promise that i will never go back on it.

Please my friend,always follow me with truth ave when you will recieve this deposite,do not tell me lie as you can see that i always talk about this all the time because that is what matters the most.

Send it and let me know and even if they demanded for another thing,let me know for this must be done.

MADAM COLE.

Ima to Stella, Oct. 22

My dear Stella,

I truely agree, God and honesty are the only way to go. I will follow you to truth ave and send this to CRYSTAL SECURITIES LIMITED and copy you on it. I will keep you posted on everything.

I'm sorry. I just thought you would like to hear about some of the wonderful children in our shelter. If you don't like children, I will stop telling you about them. Sorry sister Stella.

Ima

Ima to Ironu CC Stella, Oct. 22

MR IRONU ICHIE.,

Here are the documents that are required. Please let me know if you need anything else.

Thank you,

Ima Dicfiend
877-504-3033

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I forwarded the two previous documents from Stella to Mr. Ironu. I wonder if he will remember that he asked for three. Stella obviously didn't.

Stella to Ima, Oct. 23

dearest friend,

It is not that i dont like hearing about children but as you can see that we are on a mission,we have show seriousness as things of God is concern,we have to ramain firm work this things out and when the money gets to you,we can have a lot of time to talke about anything that we feel like

I want you to remain truthful towards this great project that we are about to begin foy our God if it wont work out because God is no man,he sees both spiritual ans phisically.

Do not stop praying for this because prayer is the amour that reborns can use oin demolishing avery evil attacks and obstacles that might come into their way.Have you heared from the security company?

MADAM JUDE.

Ironu to Ima, Oct. 23

ATTN:SIR/MADAM,

THE REQUESTED DOCUMENTS THAT YOU SENT HES BEEN RECIEVED IN OUR OFFICE TODAY BEEN
THE 23RD DAY OF OCTOBER 2003.THEY HAVE BEEN VERIFIED BY THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS
AND THEY WERE MARKED OKEY.NOW THAT THE APPROVAL OF YOUR APPLICATION IS ABOUT TO
TAKE PLACE,WE REQUESTED THAT YOU KINDLY SEND TO US A COPY OF DEATH CERTIFICATE
OF THE DEPOSITOR WHICH WILL STAND AS A LEGAL EVIDENCE DURING THE TIME OF
APPROVAL.

N.B APPROVALS OF APPLICATIONS TAKES PLACE IN OUR COMPANY EVERY TUESDAYS.

ASSISTANT DIRECTOR.

Ima to Stella, Oct. 23

Dear Sister Stella,

I hear back from CRYSTAL SECURITIES this morning and they are reviewing the documents but there is a problem. They requested the following:

COPY OF DEATH CERTIFICATE OF THE DEPOSITOR WHICH WILL STAND AS A LEGAL EVIDENCE DURING THE TIME OF APPROVAL.

Do you have this because I don't. Please advise me on what to do.

I understand your position about God but it's just that Jesus is with me 24/7 - 365. That's a given. I hide behind God every minute of the day, even when I sin. I am very focused on the task at hand but talking about the children is a good outlet for me to know that what we are doing is the right thing. Although you say we are doing nothing illegal, it just doesn't seem right because we are forging documents. I think God will forgive us in the end because we are really doing it all for the children. That is why I like to talk about them. Do you understand sister? For example, we got a new child in yesterday named Jimmy, who is crippled and likes to tell jokes. He will get up and do his stand up routine on his crutches and it's hysterical. He has a the cutest stutter and when I look at him, I know that God will forgive me once I get this money to help him walk like a normal person again or at least give him his life long dream to go to a Carrot Top (his favorite comedian) show.

Please understand,

Ima Dicfiend

Stella to Ima, Oct. 23

My dearest friend,

It is something to glorify God for his wonderful deed towards the little boy.How are you today,i hope all is fine,God is God and he is no man.he must lead us to the end.

My dearest in Christ,it is quite unfortunate that i did not have my late husband's certuificate with me here now;it can only be found in the high court of justice and not every lawyer has the right to do with that eccept those who deal certificate of death and birth.

But with God,all things will be made possible,i know one BARRISTER BERTHA she is also a woman of faith and she is also a reborn christian,i think we have to contact her and explain this situation to her,maybe God can help us through her.

Their chamber is called BETADAY CHAMBER and their email address is betadays@justice.com Contact them immidietly and i strongly believe that she will help us get the death certificate that we need.

MADAM COLE.

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Damn, why do I have to contact everyone!

Ima to Stella, Oct. 23

Dear Stella,

Got your message and I'm a little confused. Don't you think since Bertha is your friend, you should contact her? She's not going to know who I am and she probably won't trust me. I mean, what do I say to her?

Please advise,

Ima

Stella to Ima, Oct. 24

Dearest Ima,

How are you today,I hope it is okey.I want to know if you have contacted BERTHA and if yes what did she say?Reply as soon as possible.

MRS COLE

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Aparently she paid close attention to my last email.

Ima to Bertha CC Stella, Oct. 24

Bertha,

My name is Ima Dicfiend and I need a certificate of death and birth for Madam Stella Cole's late husband. She told me that you are friends and will help us.

Thanks,

Ima

Bertha to Ima, Oct. 24

BETADAYS CHAMBERS
5 RUE DE L'OKAM
TEL:+228-917-38-03
EMAIL:betadays@justice.com
LOME-TOGO.
24/10/2003.

ATTN:DICFIEND,
YOU ARE VERY LUCKY TO STILL MEET ME UP IN THE OFFICE BECAUSE WE DO ALREADY CLOSE BY THIS TIME.YOU GOT ME BECAUSE I WAS CHECKING UP SOME FILES.ANYWAY YOUR MASSEGE HAS BEEN RECIEVED IN OUR CHAMBER TODAY BEEN 24/10/2003 AND THE CONTENT OF WHAT YOU DESIER IS SOMETHING THAT WE DEAL WITH IN OUR CHAMBER.IT IS NOT TOO DIFFICULT TO HAVE THIS DEATH CERTIFICATE FOR YOU BUT I WILL GO TO THE FINANCE COMPANY AND MAKE SOME INQUIRY SO AS TO BE SURE OF WHAT THEY NEED AND I WILL COME BACK TO YOU TOMMORROW AND GIVE YOU THE FITBACK.

BERTHA EFFIONG.

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Yeah, I know. I'm very lucky..... Checking files. Sure Bertha.

Bertha to Ima, Oct. 25

ATTN:DICFIEND,

WE WENT TO THE FINANCE COMPANY AND WE SUCCESFULY GAIN THE INFORMATIONS THAT WE NEEDED.WE WERE TOLD THAT YOU APPLIED AS THE BENEFICIARY TO ONE OF THEIR LATE CUSTOMER WHO HAS A DEPOSITE IN THEIR COMPANY.FINALY,WE WERE MADE TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE REQUESTED TO PROVIDE THE DEATH CERTIFICATE OF THE DEPOSTITOR WHICH IS THE LAST
DOCUMENT THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PROVIDE BEFORE THEY CAN SIGN,APPROVE AND RELEASE THE DEPOSITE TO YOU.WE ARE USUALLY TO THIS KIND OF SERVICE.OUR SERVICE CHARGE IS
AS FOLLOW:

275,000CFA FOR THE CONSULTING FEE,WHICH MUST BE PAID BEFORE THE SERVICE BEGIN,425,000CFA FOR THE CERVICE CHARGE,WHICH ALSO MUST BE PAID BEFORE THE SERVICE BEGIN.THE TOTAL SUM FOR THE CHARGES IS 700,000CFA,PLEASE PAY IT THROUGH WESTERN UNION SO AS TO MAKE IT FAST,PLEASE PAY IT WITH MY ASSISTANCE'S NAME:(AKUE ADOTE ADOTEVI)MAIL US AS SOON AS YOU SEND IT.WITH REST ASSURE THAT THE CERTIFICATE WILL BE SENT TO YOU AS SOON AS YOU WILL MEET UP WITH THESE CHARGES.THIS WILL ALSO CREATE A ROOM IF YOU WILL LIKE US TO REPRESENT YOU AND WE PROMISE TO ASSIST YOU IN A WAY TO PROOVE OUR WORTHYNESS BEFORE GOD.

BERTHA EFFIONG.

Ima to Stella, Oct. 25

Dear Stella,

I hope all is well. I am forwarding you the email I just received from your friend Bertha. Go ahead and contact her so you can pay her the fee she is requesting. I would remind her that you two are friends so she can get the fee waived. I'm glad it's all working out. Take care of this and tell me what to do next.

Love,

Ima Dicfiend

Stella to Ima, Oct. 26

Dearest Ima,

I hope all is well.I have seen the mail which you forwarded to me.I dont have much money left with me now so first thing tommorrow morning,i will send my house girl to BERTHA along with the 275,000cfa wich she said is the consulting fee.

She said that she can get the death certificate for us,Glory be to God,i told you that our God is not a sleeping God.This is a promise that i have made to my God and will not want anything that will make me backslide not even the devil.

So please my dearest in Christ,try as much as you can to make this come true as we have been working on this,i balieve that we are working it for our God and nothing will push us back,please tyr and send to BERTHA the 425,000cfa which is equivelent 600usdollars as soon as you can so that we are sure of getting the death certificate by tuesday and everything will be done.

But my good friend,i will like to tellthis to you again,remember that thismoney that you are about to retrieve from the security company is to be use for building charity homes for the lost and hopeless children and to expand the word of God,please do not forget this.

MADAM JUDE.

Ima to Stella, Oct. 27

Dear Stella,

I got your email. I'm glad you sent your "house girl" to Bertha and everything worked out alright. Bertha emailed me today. Unfortunately, I can't just go get the money you are asking for. I need to go to Father Tuchme first and see if he will allow me to take money out of the C.U.N.T. operating fund. I checked the account today and we have close to $2,400 in there. The only thing is that there is a small african american boy named Jamar that needs to have an operation to help him live comfortably. Jamar was born with a heart valve that is clogged. Due to this conditions, It's very hard for him to breathe. The operation is about $2800. Jamar is the sweetest little boy and we love him very much.

Now Stella, what should I do? Should I ask Father Tuchme for the money to give to you or should I use it to pay for Jamar's surgery which is scheduled for next week. If I give you the money, could we have the money back in the account for Jamar's surgery?

I will wait for your response.

Love you,

Ima Dicfiend

Bertha to Ima, Oct. 27

ATTN/MADAM,

THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE RECIEVE THE SUM OF 275,000CFA FROM MRS JUDE WHICH SHE SAID THAT SHE IS PAYING ON YOUR BEHALF.WE ARE STLL EXPECTING THE REST SO AS TO ENABLE US START THE SERVICE TOMMORROW MORNING.

BERTHA EFFIONG

Bertha to Ima, Oct. 27

ATTN:SIR/MADAM,

WE REQUESTED THAT THE MONEY WILL BE SENT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AS WE TRAVELLING TO COTE D'IVIOR ON FRIDAY,WE WILL BE IN ADVANTAGE OF GETTING THE DEATH CERTIFICATE READY BEFORE THEN,THE EARLIER YOU SEND IT THE BETTER.YOU WILL SEND IT IN MY SECETARY'S NAME(MR AKUE
ADOTE ADOTEVI).

BERTHA EFFIONG

Ima to Bertha, Oct. 27

Dear Bertha,

Thanks for the information. Please give me a couple of days as I need to talk to Stella.

Ima Dicfiend

Stella to Ima, Oct. 28

Dearest in Christ,

I am so sorry for jamar's condition and the good God who sees in spirit and in truth will not let jamar die.God must heal him in Jesus name Amen.

My dear,you see, you are not sending this money to me,the money is to be sent to bertha so that she can provide to us the death certificate which we will lastly submit to the security company and your application will be approved and by the mighty grace of God,the fund will be release to you and the project will start.

My dera friend,if the money can be ready,let's say tommorrow,then i am believing that by the grace of God thursday and friday,the certificate might be ready as well,if you still have time,you will submit it to the security company on the same day.And i believe before wednesday next week,everything will be okey,it is just to get the approval from the security company.

Listen my dear friend,I am donating this money just for people like jamar,lost and hopeless children,my dear,let us be faster in getting this certificate so that by that next week,God will use you and take good care of jamar as i have trusted you and believe that you are what you said you are.

That is why i immidietly send the 275,000cfa because i have made this promise and i still promise God that i will do anything to see that this promise will not be a death promise,mail me if you send her the money and always pray hard for this project that you are going to start because when you become an instrument of God,satan always try to bring confusion and acusation in your life so be prayerful so as to subdue the devil.I await your mail.

MRS STELLA COLE

Ima to Stella, Oct. 28

Hi Stella,

OK, just so I understand because you weren't very clear. I should send the money to Bertha because we might have the money for Jamar next week. Right? It's one or the other. I can't do both. If you say send the money to Bertha, I will ask Father Tuchme immediately. Please respond ASAP.

Thanks

Ima Dicfiend

Stella to Ima, Oct. 29

Dearset Ima,

I hope all is goin well as for me,the goodness of our Lord God is always with me.

Dear Ima,if it will be possible,send the money to BERTHA today because the earlier we send the money to her,the earlier we recieve the death certifisate and it is also the earlier your application will be approved and the money will be released to us.

As i am seeing it,if we you can send the money to BERTHA today proberbly,friday we will get the death certificate and after that,we will only wait for the approval of ouy application by monday and that is all.

So my dear friend in Christ,you can send the money to BERTHA as soon as you can,as you also can see that i have given some part of the money to BERTHA just to make our dream come true and as a promise that i have nade to my Lord,i will not let go back on it.Because children are suffering so much on this earth.

MADAM COLE

Stella to Ima, Oct. 29

Dearest in Christ,

I will like you to have one of my photo with you at least as apoint of contact whenever you look at it,i will also like to have on of yours.

Iawait your mail.

MADAM COLE.

Bertha to Ima, Oct. 29

ATTN:DICFIEND

IF YOU ARE NO MORE INTERESTED IN US GETTING THE DEATH CERTIFICATE FOR YOU,PLEASE LET US KNOW SO THAT WE CAN TAKE OUT YOUR LIST OUT OF OUR FILE AS WE HAVE MORE THING TO DO BUT IF YOU STLL WANT US TO DO IT FOR YOU,LIKE I TOLD YOU BAFORE STELLA HAS BROUGHT 250,000CFA AND THE REMAINING AMOUNT IS 425,000CFA,PLEASE PAY IT IN MY ASSISTANCE NAME akue adote adotevi.

BERTHA EFFIONG

Ima to Bertha, Oct. 29

Bertha,

If you are not interested in listening to me anymore, please let me know as I said earlier that I need to get permission to send you the money. I can't just get the money and send it. Father Tuchme needs to OK the transfer. He is going to contact Madam Stella.

Ima Dicfiend

Ima to Stella, Oct. 29

Stella,

Thank you for the photo. You are a very beautiful woman. It looks like that picture is from a magazine. Are you also a fashion model?

Here is a photo of me. I'm not very pretty. This is the only photo I have on the computer and I don't have a scanner. It was taken at the NAMBLA convention that Father Tuchme was nice enough to take me to. Please remember that I have Wynonaryder syndrome which means that my hearing was stolen from me as a little girl and my face is sort of deformed. The children use to make fun of me when I was younger and call me Ima the Deaf Dicfiend. I would cry. I'm still beautiful on the inside and God loves me. That is all that is important.

I talked to Father Tuchme about the money and he says he will email you in the morning. He wants to talk to you. Just do what he says and asks and I'm sure he will give us the money. I will tell Jamar that he is SOL and that God wants it that way. I love you very much Sister Stella. I will pray tonight.

Love,

Ima Dicfiend

PS - Please tell Bertha to stop harassing me. I'm trying to get this money but I have to go through Father Tuchme. I know she is your friend but she is annoying and treats me like I'm stalling. She needs to clean her ears out as I told her that it will be a few days. Thanks Stella.

Stella to Ima, Oct. 29

Dearest sister in Christ,

I saw your photo nad i did not see anything to proove of what you said about your hearing been stolen from you,i mean you still okey.Listen my sister,nothing is more than having God in your life.

If you have Jesus and you loose the rest of the world,you loose nothing and the Bible has asked the question and said,WHAT SHALLIT PROFIT A MAN IF HE GAIN THE WHOLE WORLD AND LOST HIS OWN SOUL?.

As you have our Christ jesus,you have everything so do not let the earthly beuty disturb you for he that is in you is greater than beuty,believe me my sister.

I will expect Father Tuchme's advice and by the grace of God,he willalso be an instrument of help to the poor and the needy and all the lost and hopeless children will be fed through him.

MADAM JUDE.

Bertha to Ima, Oct. 30

ATTN:IMA

WE HAVE HEARED WHAT YOU SAID,GO AHEAD AND SETTLE YOURSELVES.WE WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU UNTIL WHEN YOU ARE READY AND WE WILL DO THE SERVICE FOR YOU.

AKUE ADOTE ADOTEVI
(assistace barrister)

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Guess who's back??????

Father Tuchme to Stella, Oct. 30

My Dearest Madam Stella Cole:

My name is the Very Reverend Bishop Dr. William U. Tuchme. For the purpose of our correspondence, you may call me Father Tuchme. I am the Bishop for the Diocese of the Bearded Clam and I am pleased to introduce myself as the head of C.U.N.T., and as the employer and friend of Ima Dicfiend.

I have read over the correspondence between you and Ima, and I have a few questions. First off, I am very confused. It appears that Ima has been in contact with three individuals, including yourself, about a large sum of money you wish to co-invest/dispurse with us? Am I reading correctly? Who are these individuals and what are their respective roles? Secondly, it
appears you need $2,400 for some transaction in releasing the funds. Explain
this.

C.U.N.T. only has a few thousand dollars available at the moment and we have scheduled to release this fund for the surgery of Jamar. The only way could release it to you is if I felt confident that we would see a return shortly. Please bring me up to speed. I also have personal funds I have been saving for young boys' adventures at summer camp.

I hear that you are dying. There is nothing to be afraid of, my dear. Death is but a door to a higher plain of existance. I shall pray for you.

Awaiting your response, I remain blessed and in the good will of our heavenly father, the Lord,

I am,

Father Will U. Tuchme

Stella to Ima, Nov. 1

Dearest Ima,

How are you today?As for me,i am feeling fine today as the rain keep falling everyday,i love the raining season.

I have not heared from you again,i am just asking and need to hear from you because if we have settle BERTHA i am sure that the death certificate would have been ready by now so my sister i want o hear from you to know the discision of Father dutckam,please if i misspell the name,do not worry.

I want us to win this once and for all so that by wednesday we are sure by the Grace of God to have the deposit beeing released to you.

MADAM COLE.

Ima to Stella, Nov. 1

Dear Stella,

It was nice to hear from you. I hope you are good. Sorry I haven't written. I was out of town for a couple of days. Yesterday was Halloween in the US. I threw a costume party for the children. They were so excited. We had refreshments and played games such as hide and seek, hide the banana, pin the tail on the mexican, and can you guess what you are drinking. It was a hoot. Father Tuchme played the game Doctor with some of the little boys and they had loads of fun. I wish you could have seen it.

I haven't had a chance to sit down with Father Tuchme and ask him if he emailed you. If he emailed you, what did you discuss? It's important you talk to him as he is in control of the money. Please talk with him soon as Jamar's surgery is coming up.

Love you,

Ima Difiend

Stella to Ima, Nov. 2

Dearest Ima,

It is quit impressed and i thought that i have missed of missing a lot of things as you are playing with kids,i always wanted to ask God a question why he did not give me ven one child but i always realised that whe God is working nobody should question him because he has ap purpose of everythinh that he is doing.

Father tuchme mailed me three days ago and i reply his mail at the same time,i explain to himall that we have been doing and where we stoped now but since then,i have not hear from him again.

As you can understand that we are running out of time and we have to be a little faster so that the money will be release to you and then the little jamer will regain his health,i repeat this to you that it was just because of poor,hepless and hopeless people like jamer that i am given this donation.

Please my sister i will not like jamer to die so if it will be possible to send this money by tommorrow so that before three days,we can see what the good God will do for us as you can know that i have already pay some part of the money,all this is just to save children from dying.

My sister,let us join our head together and save this world of weeping,all the document that hasto do with this deposit has been changed into your name and there is nothing more we can do than to settle BERTHA and have the death certificate for the approval of your application.

MADAM COLE.

Ima to Stella, Nov. 2

Dear Stella,

OK, I understand. I will try to talk to Father Tuchme today. It's the day of the lord so he will be dificult to track down. Sudays are also the time when he chooses "choir boy of the day" award. The lucky one gets to spend the whole day with him.

Hopefully we can get the money to you so Jamar can have his operation. If he doesn't get it, there is a 97% chance he can have heart failure and die. You are doing the right thing Stella. God will love you forever.

Ima

Stella to Father Tuchme, Nov. 2

Dearest Father Tuchme,

I hope everything is fine.Please hearing not from you makes me feel weak as jamer is also dying without help,please Father if you are in the position to help the hopless,weak and helpless children,this is the time,do something,We really need your help and want you to do something about our search of the death certificate as it remain some amount to have it at hand.

The lawyer said she will recieve the money for their charges before she can start finding the death certificate to us which is somthing that will stand as an evidence during the approval of Ima's application which means that if we can settle the lawyer in time the death certificate will be ready in time and the approval of Ima's application will also be in time.

Please Father,believe also that you are a God's servant and whenever there is a task,you will also be part of it as God has choosing you to work for him.Ima is a good woman just like me,when my husband was still alive,he always proove worthy of me and trusted me and that is why without been afraid,he handed that money in the security company over to me because he knew quit well that my yes is my yes and my no is always no.

I could have finish all the payment without even telling Ima,but deu to that fact that my husband's brothers who are muslims and always send me money from kwuait are angry with me just because i want to use this deposit in something that has to do with christ and they alway say look at you fool,you are trying to build a church for those fools who called themselves pastors and Bishops instead of mosque for allah, and they have stoped sending me money but i know one thing for sure is that God is God and he is no man and he do his things according to his will and he is a respacter of no man.

Father,please do something and let us save children who are dying.

MADAM COLE.

Stella to Ima, Nov. 3

Derarest Ima,

I hope that you are doing well today.I have recieve you mail and i was so much happy hwen you declaire that you will talk to Father Tuchme about the money and i am filled with joy all over my soul about you.

Ima,i trust you and believe that you will do more than youcan if are in a very good position to children of the world and i have understood how much more you can do for the hopeless and starving children and the Almighty God will keep on blessing you aboundantly.

As you are trying all your best to make sure that children will live and glorify God,so God willalso make sure that your own children will live and see his Glory shining down upon them in Jesus name,Amen.

Keep up your faith in God and always believe in his way and i assure you that you will never regret or be afraid of anything,not even the devil that is why my sickness is noticeless to me because i know that this earth is not our home,we are just visitors and can leave at anytime.

But one thing is good for a christian to make sure that he or she leaves a humble life so that when you die,you will know where you are going.God bless you the more and Jamer will not die but he will live,see and play with his fellow children so that people of the earth will shout and praise God for his wonderful deed for Jamer.

My sister, i will like to tell you more but my doctor has arrive and i have to recieve some treatment.


MADAM JUDE

Stella to Ima, Nov. 4

Dearest sister,

How are you today,i hope all is fine.I just want to mail you as i have not heared from you regarding as you told me that you will talk to the father.What did he say?are we succeeding?I know that the almighty God will help us through the Father.

How is jamer?jamer's condition is what makes me want this fund to get to you if possible tommorrow so that the poor boy will not die, i imagin myself having no child the kind of pain i do have sometime and notice that it will be a painful thing for jamer's perents if he so young.

That is the reason why i am praying for God to help us through the Father to raise this money and send it to AKUE so that Jamer will live,testify and glorify God with his living soul in all his life.

MADAM STELLA COLE.

Father Tuchme to Stella, Nov. 4

My Dearest Madam Cole,

I am most terribly sorry for not being in touch. I have been praying with numerous sick children. As always, the weekend is a busy time for me, I have to prepare and deliver my sermon in addition to my other... duties.

To the business at hand (I often take matters in hand):

I spent a long time praying for, with, and to Jamal this weekend. His operation is very soon. I can only release the money for his surgery to you, if we can be sure to conclude this transaction with haste. Then with the transaction completed, we can proceed to spice the world with God's hand as we save children. Small, young children... preferably boys.

I can release the fund neccissary to you for the death certificate (which I believe is $3,000). However, as is law in the Catholic Church, I need a photograph of faith, as is custom. In the Catholic Church, whenever we conduct international business, we require that a photograph be taken of the business partner, proving that they are real and valid people. I must receive a photograph of either you or a collegue holding a sign that reads: " Father Tuchme C.U.N.T. -- Ima Dickfiend." We can only proceed once we get this photograph.

Please hurry, Jamal is waiting for his surgery so we need to get this certificate. Send me the photograph and the details of how to get the $3.000 to you.

I am praying that I am doing the right thing.

In the lord,

Father Will. U. Tuchme.

P.S. Madam, do you have any children?

Ima to Stella, Nov. 5

Stella,

How are you? Good I hope. I talked to Father Tuchme and he said he wrote you an email. It looks like everything is on track. Please follow through on his requests as that is the only way you and I will get him to release the money. Although his requests can seem tiresome sometimes, you have to appreciate the fact that he follows the rules of the Catholic church. As opposed to the sinners, what I like to call the "Convenient Catholics." If you are going to be a Catholic priest, I think you should follow standard operating procedure. That's what Father Tuchme does, children and all. God bless his generous heart.

Talk to you soon,

Ima Dicfiend

Stella to Ima, Nov. 5

Dearest sister in Christ,

I thank God so much for to be a part of this great project that we are goinr to start for the Lord and i have now understand that you knows Father tuchme very well.

Actualy he mailed me and ask me to take a picture holding a sign that willm bear his name and your name and it was too difficult for me as you may know that i am sick and cannot walk aroun so much but i thank God that everything that Father tuchme asked has been done.

I dont want that little poor boy(Jamer)to die as it will be a very painful thing for his perent to bear,if it is God's wish for Father to halp us,i believe that it shall be done in Jesus name,Amen.

I have made the promise to God that i will donate this money and it shall also be done no matter all the hand work of the devil,i even took the picture with two children from the nieghbourhood whom their perent are so poor and cannot afford anything at all,i take them as my children and also support them as little as i can.

Dear sister, i believe that it must be done and Jamer will not die,believe me.

MADAM JUDE.

Stella to Father Tuchme, Nov. 5

Dearest Father,

I must tell you the truth,it takes me much to do your request as i am not yet very okey with my sickness but it is what i must do because i have already begin,the promise i have already made it and will not in any way backslide and i will not live to hear that the little poor boy,JAMER is death.

Please do not mind the way i am looking presently,i took the photo in front house of our neighbour,i know that i am not looking well as i use to be in this photo but one thing i am sure is that one with God is majority.You can see me possing with two little kids,these are a children from the nieghbourhood,the children loves me and always stays with me even more than thier mother.

Father in your last mail,i read where you said". I must receive a photograph of either you or a collegue holding a sign",Please father i have no collegue,i am left alone with no husband and no child as God is the only collegue,child and husband that i have.Please Father let us join our hands and save children from dying and God will cause honour,admiration and blessing to shine down on us

Please Father,if you are not satisfy with this please tell me what next you want me to do as i will not like the little jamer to suffer and die but if you are okey with this,please send the money to the Lawyer(akue adote adotevi)with the western union transaction code number as soon as you can so that we will be sure of geting the death certificate by friday and by next week monday by the mighty grace of God ,Ima's application will be approved and the fund will be release to her and Jamer will be sure of surviving from his sickness,please Father let us not let Jamer's condition get worse or die.

MADAM STELLA COLE.

PROFANATOR NOTE: The sick fux sent us a picture with little children holding up the sign. It made me feel quite ill. Clearly, we are dealing with cocktards. It will not do. Out of our "actually" good natures, the Monkey and I decided not to post the picture. Round two you sicko bitch...

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: Yeah, that didn't go exactly as planned. The fact that she brought kids into this is kind of disgusting. The photo is of her and two boys. One of the boys is holding the sign. One boy is made to look like he has one arm but you can clearly see that it is tucked beneath his shirt. The lady looks all cracked out. The other thing that is odd about the photo, besides the kids in it, is the fact that they have a digital camera on hand. She sent this photo pretty quickly. I don't understand these people at all.

Father Tuchme to Stella, Nov. 5

Dearest Madam Cole,

I am very upset, madam. I am, in fact, on the verge of tears. Money, business and signs declaring authenticity are not for the ears and eyes of children. I am dissapointed that you would include them in such a photograph. What were you thinking? The devil's claws smite thee who deal in the wickedness of money. I am glad that you are telling me the truth, but I cannot proceed until I have a picture of an ADULT known to you. Surely, there must be someone.

If I do not get a picture of the adult holding the same sign within 48 hours, then I will have no choice other than to pay for poor Jamal's surgery.

I hope you understand my situation; it is church law.

Sincerely,

Father Tuchme

Stella to Father Tuchme, Nov. 6

Dear Father Tuchme,

You have to first of all understand the diference between business and donation.I have told you several times that this is not a business but just a donation which i promise God that i will do for him for the helpless and prro children but you keep calling it business,i dont know what is your mind,if i am doing business then i will be sure that i am doing business with you.

You said that you are upset that i took the photo with kids,please if i may ask,what is wrong with that as these children did not know what that sign is for,moreover,i told you that they are children from the neighbourhood and they are taking shade from me since their perents cannot afford mcu things for them.

You speak as if you are giving me a command that i should comply within 48 hours otherwise you will go aheadand use the money for Jamer's operation,Father,it is also good to use the money for Jamer's operation as i will not like the poor boy to die.

It is true that i have change all the documents that has to do with this deposit into Ima's name but if it is not the wish of God that Ima will be used as an instrument to fuffil my promise to him,well i believe that God will show me what to do about it because i dont understand what is hapening again by you telling me to retake the photo and that it has be within48 hours.

Father,i am not interested in the money and i must be plain to you,i dont need your money,it is just to pay the lawyer and get the death certificate for the approval of Ima's application befor the money can be release to her,money is the root of all evil so if it has reach to the stage of command, i think that i will no longer take it because be possible for me to do it.But if you are real Father,children's wellfair is suppose to be the first thing that you will care before business as you always say.

MADAM STELLA COLE

Stella to Ima, Nov. 6

Dearest Ima,

I have just mailed Father Tuchme,I am bgening to wonder the type of father that will talkl in such a way that he had talked to me.He asked me to take a photo holding a sign that will bear his and your name and i have done that and i know whaty it took me to comply with his request and it is all because of you and i have made this promise already.

Now,Father tuchme has mailed me and told me that he is dissapointed and upset me because i took the photo with two little kids,that they are not suppose to know or understand the business that we are doing.

But i have try many times tio correct him for not calling this a business and that this is not a business but he kept calling it business,i wonder the Father that control a parish and do all sort of healing and at the same doing business,that means mixing God with business and that is not right.

So my sister, i dont know what to do or say again concerning this matter because Father said that he gave mec 48 hours to take another photo holding the same sign or he will use the money for Jamer's treatment,it is not bad to use the money for Jamer's treatment as it will help the poor boy as well and i must tell you the truth that it is as if he is commanding me.

It is true that when the children of working on a thing,there must arise a beast or a devil to put confusion on it but my hevenly Father will not allow it on me since i have done no wrong in decieding to donate this fund for charity just as i have done it here in LOME-TOGO.

It is quit clear that every documents that has to do with this deposit has been changed into your name but my God whom i serve will nto let me down,i will not said that you are the cause,no you are not,i have noticed you to be a very good woman and God must surly blees you as you have tried your best towards this call for help.

If it is the wish of God that this promise must come into existace just as i have done it here in Africa,I believe that if it is not you,God must build the Charity house for himself which means that God will provied someone and it must surly be done in Jesus name Amen

MADAM STELLA COLE.

Ima to Stella, Nov. 6

Dear Stella,

Father Tuchme has asked me to email you. It seems you misundertood his wish to follow the "Catholic" law. He needed a picture of you by youself, looking into the camera while holding the sign. As Catholics, you never include pictures in photos for business or donation purposes. It's like the worst thing you could do. If you want to send some photos of young boys seperate from the photo of you, he would love that. He only goes by the the Catholic code because that is what God wants. He's a very giving man. I want this to happen for us Stella. Can you please send a photo you you holding the sign by yourself for Father Tuchme's file. It's a small thing to do considering what we will be rewarded with.

I love you,

Ima Dicfiend

Ima to Stella, Nov. 8

Dear Stella,

Were you able to get the picture done? Please send it as Father Tuchme is ready to proceed. More than ever. We are going to be able to take care of all the children. God is going to love us.

Ima Dicfiend

Stella to Ima, Nov. 9

Dearest sister in Christ,

I believe that you know Father Tuchme more than as i do,the way he spoke to me in his last mail brought confusion into my mind and towards this donation.

I dont honw if he feels that i am joking or playing with the name of God,i dont know what he think we are doing,it is like he think that we are doing business or something like that,i have send the picture which i think is the best thing i can do.

I stree myself before taking that picture as you can know that i am not all that well and whenever you are doing something for Christ,things always seems too difficult for you just as the dicsiples of Christ,they were tutured to death and they recieve all kins of insult because of Christ.

Even Christ himself undergo all sort of splashes and tutured until his death and that is why Christ said that he did not vame to bring peace to the earth but he came to bring war,which means that whenever you are doing things with the name of Christ,you must undergo all sort of thins just like him.

And that is why i understand that and task myself before taking that picture but Father thinking that i am joking or i dont know what had come into his mind before he spoke to me as if i am begging him for some money,money is the root of all evil,i know that,i am not asking you for any money because money is not my problem.

My problem is that as i know that i will not live more longer on earth,i want to make sure that some of the helpless children must be helped before i will gone.Ok,i will try again the second time but if not ok,then God knows how to do things himself.

MADAM STELLA COLE.

Stella to Ima cc to Father Tuchme, Nov. 10

Dearest sister,

I have resend the photo to Father Tuchme as he requested,i want to send to you also and it is just because of the way you have talked to me and you can see that you are the only person that i trust towards this great project that we are about to start and you have bee so truthful and honest to me.

That is why i consider and understand that i will have to resend the photo as he requested.So please if he is ready to send the money to akue adote adotevi,let him be fast so that we can get the death certificate in time,as you may know that we are getting late towards this.

MADAM STELLA COLE.

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: OK, now i am officially insulted. That's not even trying. Doesn't anyone care about the rules anymore?

Stella to Ima, Nov. 12

Deraest Ima,

I hope you are fine,as for me ,i am okey by the grace of God.I have not recieve any message from Father Tuchme since the day i sent him the second picture as he requested neither do i hear from you to know the present condition of our proccediour concerning the deposit.please mail me back as soon as possible.

MADAM COLE.

Ima to Stella, Nov. 12

Dear Stella,

This is all going horribly wrong and I feel like I'm trapped in the middle. Apparently, the second photo you sent was the same as the first except you cut and pasted the sign and moved it over to the woman, while deleting the children. Apparently, Father Tuchme took this as an insult to his intelligence. He also compared it to taking a #2 on the Catholic faith.

Stella, I know this transaction is real and I know this is God's will. I've talked to Father Tuchme. I've convinced him to give us another chance. Please take another photo with you holding the sign. If not you, get some other lady. He'll never know the difference. It won't take long. Certainly won't take longer than the time you it took you to edit the first photo. Get me that photo and I will get you the money. I am driven by God to do this. The children must be touched.

Love,

Ima Dicfiend

Stella to Ima, Nov. 12

Dearest Ima,

Please Listen to me very cearfuly,if you just want someone to drive along or to temp,i am and will not be the one because i am coverd with the blood of jesus.Who do you think that i am and what do you think that we are doing?How can you tell me to take another photo or to find someone who will take the photo that Father Tuchme will not know the diference?i dont do thing that way because my yes is my yes and my no is my no.

Listen,i think that i have had enough of all this,how could you try to play with me in such a way?have i not told you that i am sick and that i cannot move around so much?My donation will never ever turn out to become a playing or laughing on me in any way or if you are happy with my condition,you just tell me.

I dont know if you think that all we have benn doing is just a joke or what,I must tell you this that i am dissapointed in you and that Father Tuckme.So my sister,you dont even need to talk about conviction because Father Tuchme is up to taking dicision on his own so forget about convincing him that you are talking about.

I told you that i cannot walk around so much and that is why i have to do it in that way since Father's escuse was that i took the first photo with kids which i found nothing wrong in it as Father also has been curing and healing kids as he said,now show what's right from wrong.My photo is my photo so what is wrong with that?didn't Father only want to make sure that i took that photo while holding the sign and what is different on it?

Dear sister,i think this is the time that we have to tell ourself the truth,if this is above you,why cant you just tell me,while looking at the photo that you send to me,i dont see anything wrong just as you are doing with me and the time we started talking about the releasment of this deposit,i dont find you to be like this but since it has turn out to be a joke,i think this has to stop.

Tommorrow,i will mail the security company and ewplain this situation to them and by the grace of God,something must be done and God will show me another trusted christain just like you as you claimed, he or she will help to make my dreams and promises to come true.

MADAM COLE

Ima to Stella, Nov. 12

Dear Stella,

I'm sorry to hear that. I actually talked to him about an hour ago and assured him a picture was coming of just you. He told me that he was willing to let you have the entire donation plate on this upcoming Sunday's mass since he already paid for Jamar's operation. That would have been well over $3,000 due to the fact that we have 3 services on Sunday and over 1500 members. I completely understand your situation. If it's best for you to look for the money elsewhere, I think that's best. Father Tuchme will say that he was right all along but I know you were telling the truth. May God be with you on your journey through this life and the after life.

Good luck Stella. Be strong love. You will always have a friend in me. If you are every in Los Angeles, let me know.

Ima Dicfiend

Stella to Ima, Nov. 13

Dearest Ima,

I thought to talk to you in the way i deed,i and you started the retrievment of this deposit in a way to show the world that there are still people who can join hands togather and conquer,i have spent so much money that i did not expect and you also have tried on your own side,i thank you for that.

The problem that we are having is not about money but it about beeing faithful,truthful,honest and understanding to each other,i dont know if you understand that.I trusted you and decieded to hand you everything for you to carry out so the people around you will be amazed anf wonder the kind of work that God is using you to do.

When you introduce Father Tuchme to me,you instruct me obey everything thing that he is going to tell me to do,i just do as you said,dont you know that i have added respect to you and the Father just because of the trust and believe that i have in you and now,problem everytime,why cant you ask yourself why?

Well,my sister,i know that it wasn't your fault so i still need you to have this donation because i am convinced that you are the one to utilise it in a way that it will give glory to God.I will be travelling to my home town today for special treatment as i always did every two weeks i will be back after two days so if Fatherstill want to help in paying the Lawer on sunday or after sunday,let him go ahead but if he said that he is no more willing for it,please let me know in time and i will find a way to pay it just to proove to Father that i am what i say that i am.

Ima to Stella, Nov. 13

Dear Stella,

I know. I completely understand. It's not that Father Tuchme doesn't trust you, it's just the Catholic way. There are certain things you don't say or do. When a priest asks something of you, you have to do exactly what he says. He wanted a picture of you holding a photo. Just you. Then you sent the same picture but moved the sign from the boys hand to yours. That made him feel like you were taking Gods wish a joke. If a priest says "please give me a picture," you give him the picture as he is God's mouthpiece. If a priest says "don't tell anyone about this," you don't say a word. That's just how it is. The Catholics see and hear everything. I probably shouldn't even be writing this.

Stella, please send the photo because I can get you the money. I know I can. Preferably before Sunday as he is willing to give you the donation plates. Just hold a sign with what he requested, nothing more:

Father Tuchme C.U.N.T.
Ima Dicfiend

God will take care of everything after that. I have to go. Someone is coming.

Love you,

Ima

Stella to Ima, Nov. 16

Dearest sister in Christ,

How are you today?I hope that all is going well.I have not heard from you for confirmation neither do i hear from Father Tuchme,Please mail me back as soon as you recieve this mail.

MADAM COLE.

Ima to Stella, Nov. 17

Dear Stella,

You are never going to believe this. We had a record day yesterday. We made $3,875 on collections. It's a sign from God that he wants this done. Please get that picture to me so I can show Father Tuchme and Western Union the money immediately. I'm so happy.

You should have seen the people in the church yesterday. There was an amazing energy. They were praying, clapping, felching, and singing songs like God Is Great, The Lord Has Spoken, I Wonder If Heaven Got a Ghetto, and Right Thurrrr. It was so beautiful to see the people come together. Father Tuchme spoke of Jamar, who is healing in the hospital and the crowed broke out into a standing O.

Please hurry. Love you sister,

Ima Dicfiend

Crystal Security Company to Ima, Nov. 17

ATT:SIR /MADAM

THIS IS JUST A PERSONAL MAIL FROM ME TO YOU.I HAVE FINALY STILL NOTICE THAT YOUR
DEPOSIT IS STILL IN OUR COMPANY AND I WILL LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IS THE PROBLEM OF
IT'S COLLECTIO?

MAUSSI WAKLATSI
(CURRENT DIRECTOR OF ORERATION)

Stella to Ima, Nov. 17

Dearest sister,

I am glad to hear from you.I have send the photo to Father Tuchme for last 6 to 7 days back but i will still send it to you as you requested.you will see it in the attatchment.I am so happy to hear that Jamar is heal,Glory be to God.

MADAM JUDE

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: OK, where is the message getting lost? When you think of the Monkey and the Profanator, do you think "RETARDS"? Don't answer that. Regardless, this is an insult. To make it look like a new photo, she colored in the shirt (poorly I might add).

Ima to Stella, Nov. 18

Dear Stella,

Are you trying to play some kind of joke on me? I'm a little confused. This is the same photo as the last one you sent but you tried to color the shirt different using a computer program. You did a really bad job to but that is just a side note. Stella, if I give Father Tuchme this he will just get mad. Please don't try to get me in trouble.

All you have to do is take a picture of you holding the sign. Do not use that old picture from the day you were with the children. We have the money. I just have to convince Father Tuchme that you are sincere and honest.

Stella, if this is a joke you are playing on me. It's a good one.

You are such a funny lady,

Ima Dicfiend

Father Tuchme to Stella, Nov. 18

My Dearest Madam Stella:

I have been silent for quite some time, stewing in the furnace of my dissapointment, which I do not wish to come across as overt anger. I feel however, that I must set things straight:

I am a catholic bishop and never before have I felt as mocked and molested as I have by you. Do I look like a small pert-rumped boy? You are trying to molest me like one, Stella. We have told you often enough that you are to have a photograph taken of yourself, without children, holding the sign. ARE YOU TO STUPID AND SINFUL TO DO THIS TOKEN ACT WITHOUT INSULTING MY INTELLIGENCE?

Your attempts at computer wizardry with the photographs are insulting, indeed. You have one final chance. Is it so much to ask for? This little thing for $3,000?

Sadly,

Father Tuchme

Stella to Ima, Nov. 18

Dearest Ima,

You have tried so much and God bless you for that.If i continue in this way,it will seens as if i am after your money and that will be the wrong side of the thought.If you are to send the money to the lawyer,you could have done that for a long time so let us just forget about it but i will prove to you that i am a woman of faith.

I MRS STELLA COLE will pay that money and afternthe securit company will mail you.Tell Father Tuchme that what he feels that it is a whole human being that i MRS STELLA COLE will settle it.I am not ready for all this turn up and down again.

God bless you,

MADAM COLE

Ima to Stella, Nov. 18

Dear Stella,

OK. Sounds good. Pay the money and lets get on with it. I just thought you needed the $3,875. Why didn't you just pay the whole thing in the first place? Nevermind, it doesn't matter.

Keep me posted,

Ima Dicfiend

EBOLA MONKEY MAN: Lets fuck with her a little.

Ima to Stella, Nov. 21

Dear Stella,

I'm so excited and I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it. You are not going to believe this. I received an email today and all our prayers have been answered. You are going to be so happy. Here is what the email said:

FROM THE DESK:
CHIEF ACCOUNTING OFFICER

ATTENTION:PRESIDENT,

I AM DR. ALBERT FREDTHE CHIEF ACCOUNTING OFFICER OF A BANK. THE FINANCIAL STATEMENT OF OUR BANK IS OVER US$130,000,000.00 (ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) AND THE CURRENT ASSETS OF OUR BANK IS RELATIVELY LIQUID RESOURCES. THIS CATEGORIES INCLUDES CASH, INVESTMENTS IN MARKETABLE SECURITIES, RECEIVABLE, INVENTORIES AND PREPAID EXPENSES. IN RECENT YEARS THE ANNAUL REVENUE OF OUR BANK HAS EXCEEDED TO US$200,000,000.00 (TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) AND MY RESPONSIBITY IS FOR ME TO MAINTAIN ADEQUATE MONETARY INTERNAL CONTROL, CONTROLLING THE BANK CASH POSITION, BUDGETTING AND FOR THE PREPARATION OF ACCOUNTING RECORDS AND FINANCIAL STATEMENT.

THE NUMBER OF CAPITAL SHARES WHICH HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR THE YEAR 2002 IS UNDER MY JURISDICTION IS US$80,000,000.00 AND THE OUTSTANDING SHARE THAT IS PRESENTLY UNDER MY CONTROL AND SUPERVISION IS US$15,000,000.00 ( FIFTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS). WE ARE IN THE LAST QUARTER OF THE YEAR 2002 AND I NEED A RELIABLE FOREIGN PARTNER THAT WILL ASSIST ME TO TRANSFER THE 15M FUND INTO HIS BANK ACCOUNT. I HAVE MANAGERIAL AUTHORITY TO TRANSFER THIS FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT BY ELECTRONIC WIRE TRANSFER. I NEED THE
FOLLOWING BANKING INFORMATION:

1. THE NAME OF YOUR BANK
2. THE BANK ADDRESS
3. THE BANK ACCOUNT
4. THE BANK ROUTING/SWIFT CODE
5. THE BANK BENEFICIARY
6. YOUR COMPANY NAME
7. YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE,FAX AND MOBILE NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION.

WITH THE ABOVE INFORMATION, I WILL EFFECT THE PAYMENT OF US$45,000,000:00 DOLLARS INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT AND THIS WILL ONLY TAKE US 24 BANKING WORKING HOURS TO EXECUTIVE THIS FINANCIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION THAT WILL BENEFIT BOTH PARTIES. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE FUND AS FOLLOW: 30% WILL BE GIVING TO YOU HAS THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT WHERE THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFER AND 60% WILL BE FOR ME AND 10% FOR VALUE ADDED TAX THAT WILL BE REQUIRED BY YOUR BANK OFFICIAL.

THE BANK WILL SEND YOU VALID CONCRETE AUTHORIZATION DOCUMENT AND TELEX CONFIRMATION WILL BE SEND TO YOUR BANK AND FOR YOU TO VARIFY FROM YOUR BANK AS SOON AS THE FUND HIT YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.I WILL BE EXPRECTING YOUR URGENT COMPLIANCE AND FEED BACK.

YOURS TRULY,

DR. ALBERT FRED

Stella, this means that we can get the money you need. I've already emailed Dr. Fred my account information to get started. I will keep you posted on how this goes. I can't believe this. God has answered our prayers.

Praying like hell,

Ima Dicfiend

Stella to Ima, Nov. 22

Dearest Ima,

I will like to know what has that got to do with me?i told you that i will get the money and send to the lawyer and after that she will send the death certificate to the security company for approval.

I think after that that security company will mail you so why are you still disturbing yourself for what is nothing?

MADAM COLE.

Ima to Stella, Nov. 22

Dearest Stella,

Are you kidding me? What do you mean "what has got to do with me?" Corky, we would be rich. Then we could donate the money to the children. Our dreams would come true.

Look, don't be retarded. This is a good deal. Albert Fred is getting back to me on the details of this transaction. Stella, we will be able to do good things with this money. Build shelters, help children, pay for operations, ban Mexicans and White trash from our private schools, open parks, not have to borrow money from Jews, and help homeless people. This money will enable us to do that. Don't you get it?

Write me back.

Ima Dicfiend

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: OK, maybe, if we are lucky, Stella will notice something wrong about this email. I doubt it though.

Crystal Security Company to Ima, Nov. 23

CRYSTAL SECURITIES LIMITED
LOME-TOGO
22ND NOVEMBER 2003.

WE THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF CRYSTAL SECURITIES WISH TO CONGRTULATE AND TO
INFORMYOU THAT YOUR APPLICATION HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF
CRYSTAL SECYRITIES,WE HAVE TRYING TO CONTACT YOU THROUGH YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER
BUT IT COULD NOT WORK OUT,YOU CAN NOW COME DOWN FOR THE COLLECTION OF YOUR
DEPOSIT AS IT IS NOW FREE FOR COLLECTION.

MAUSSIWAKLATSI AYAOVI

(DIRECTOR OF OPERATION)

Ima to Stella, Nov. 25

Dear Stella,

What's up slut? How have you been? Things are going well for me. I'm really close to getting this deal with Dr. Albert Fred done. I had to give him the $3,875 that you didn't want to get the funds released. Father Tuchme really trusts him because he gave him a picture with a photo. I hope you don't mind but I told Dr. Fred to email you. He will help you understand this transaction and you will see how we will be rich.

Also, the people from Crystal Securities keep emailing me. Would you please email them and tell them I'm in the process of a huge deal with the good Dr. and will get back to them at a later date.

I love you.

Ima Dicfiend

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: This should send her through the roof. This email has every element of a bad scam letter; Caps, lower case, italics, misspelled words, and bad grammar.

Dr. Albert Fred to Stella, Nov. 26

Dear Stella,

I AM DR. ALBERT FREDTHE CHIEF ACCOUNTING OFFICER OF A BANK. THE FINANCIAL STATEMENT OF OUR BANK IS OVER US$130,000,000.00 (ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) AND THE CURRENT ASSETS OF OUR BANK IS RELATIVELY LIQUID RESOURCES. MRS. IMA DICFIEND HAS TOLD ME THAT YOU ARE HER PARTNER. ALLOW MYSELF TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

Well, since you are a woman of God, I have nothing to fear again, I can impose all my confidence and trust in you. Please always put my family and me in your prayers. I will love you to please send me your full name and address as it is going to appear in the certificate of deposit, so that the finance company can change all the documentation to your name. As soon as the change is being done, they will send it to you that will enable you claim this money and make a wire transfer directly to your own account so that we can be able to suggest the mutual investment that could be done with your full guidance. You get me right?

PLEASE PROVIDE ME WITH THE FOLLOWING DETAILS BY NEXT TOMORROW:

1) Your telephone and fax numbers
2) Your contact address
3) Your Occupation and
4) Your age.
5) Your Bank details.

As soon as I hear from you, we will start the processing immediately. May almighty God continue to giude and bless you, till we see. Have a wonderful day.

Inernal,

Dr. Albert Fred

Stella to Albert Fred, Nov. 27

Dear Albert,

You are a manager of a bank but not specific.Listen to me very cearfuly,did i ever told you that i want money?Listen,i am above that as i am having some fund with me that i want to use to help children.

If you have been dealing with Ima,she is a good woman and i think that she can help you in everything both taking pictures with holding a sign.and promising you to send you money that they have got from the church and also the money that they want to use in operating somebody.

Ima,Listen,you have been taking me for granted thinking that i am just a cock for play but he that sees in and out will george us,i know that you are Ima,you are Father tuchme,you are now ALBERT.Rest in peace for there is nothing to worry about.

After having the 3000,000,00,you will mail me and we shall continue where we stopped,i am still waiting for you.

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: I'm offended! I do not think she is a cock to play with. I have my own cock to play with. "in and out will george us." What the fuck does that mean? I just went from offended to seriously confused.

Dr. Albert Fred to Stella, Nov. 27

DEAR STELLA,

I APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORT IN REPLYING ME IN THIS PENDING MUTUAL BENFICIARY BUSINESS TRANSACTION THAT WILL BENEFIT BOTH PARTIES. I AM A BRANCH MANAGER AT ONE OF THE STANDARD TRUST BANKS IN NIGERIAN Plc, LAGOS. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR EMAIL. I AM ALBERT FRED AND I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE A COCK TO PLAY WITH. WHO IS GEORGE?I TRUST YOU AND I KOWN YOU ARE A WOMAN OF INTERGRITY AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU ONE ON ONE AS SOON AS THE FUND IS TRANSFER INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

WE ARE GOING TO SHARE THE PERCENTAGE AS FOLLOWS 40% WILL BE FOR YOU THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT WHILE 50% FOR ME AND 10% FOR TAX THAT WILL ARAISE DURING THE BUSINESS TRANSACTION.MY SHARE WILL BE USE FOR LARGE SCALE INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY THAT WILL BENEFIT BOTH PARTIES BECUASE YOU WILL BE INCHARGE OF THE BUSINESS AND YOU OWN THE RIGHT BUSINESS TO ESTABLISH WITH MY FUND.

I WILL SEND YOU MY PICTURE WITH MY FAMILY AS I DID IMA. I CAN TAKE PICTURE WITH SIGN IF YOU FEEL NECESARY. PLEASE CONFIRM YOUR TEL AND MOBILE NUMBER FOR ME.

MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND HAVE A NICE DAY.

ALBERT FRED.

NOTE:KINDLY SEND ME YOUR TEL ,FAX AND MOBILE NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION.

Stella to Albert Fred, Nov. 28

Dear friend,

Before we proceed on, i will like to know whom you are,you send me a picture with your family holding a sign that reads,I AM LIER,that is where the transaction will start.I accepted the 40 percent that you have promise to give me as it will help me to do a lot of things.

Please i will like to have the picture befor three days because i have a lot of things to do in the office in the next five day.The expensis,you dont worry about it cause i willn take care of them if you are sure of what you are talking about.

I await your soonest responce.

MADAM JUDE.

EBOLA MONKEY MAN: Well, I guess he's finally on to me. Only took the retard a little over a month. Time to come clean.

Ima to Stella, Nov. 28

Dear Mugu Stella,

Congratulations stupid. You finally figured it out. You have to be the dumbest fucking scammer I have ever met. You are really bad. I mean you are an embarrassment to the African people and the rest of the scammers in your Internet cafe. Wow, I can't believe how fucking stupid you are. I'm very embarrassed for you. It wasn't all for nothing at least. You made my website. Please go to www.ebolamonkeyman.com and read about yourself. Everyone is laughing at you dip shit.

Not for nothing but the fact that you would take money from a dying child is just sick. You should kill yourself and make the world a better place. At the very least, you need to get a job because you are really bad at this scam game. You are actually one of the worst scammers I've come across and it's probably because you aren't very smart. You must have gone to "the school of fucking stupid." My dog has more brains than you and he likes to eat shit out of the yard.

OK, now that we got that out of the way, don't go acting like a bitch. Don't tell me any bullshit about being oppressed or trying to take from the rich westerner. Don't tell me that I'm now cursed by an african witch or tell me you are going to kill me because nobody is buying it anymore. You are worthless. Be careful not to shot yourself in your foot with your blow dart gun and watch out for ebola monkeys!

Good bye Shaka Stupid,

Ebola Monkey Man

Stella to Albert Fred, Nov. 29

Dear whatever,

Listen to me very cearfuly,opportunity only come but once and you will be poor for all the days of your life,i declear it in the power of ogbumiri,iseeeeeeeeeee.

Since you dont want to see others get rich or poor,but be talking some bullshit you mother fulker,may you got blind and deaf in the name of ogbumiri,iseeeeeeeeee.

,i will take your name to our (dibia)the most dengerouse man in our town and you will become mad within the next two weeks,iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I will only print out what you have written to me and take it to ogbumiri and he know what he will do with you and you will forever remain helpless as others who have tried the power of ogbumiri,iseeeeeeeeeeeee.

You might think that i am joking but i will prove to you the mighty power of ogbumiri and also that i am a real African,you stupid folks,iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Let me tell you that you have put your hands in the mought of a lion and nobody does that and get free.you will leave and be begging for death until you confess of not talking about what is not your problem.Wherever you are,i dont cear but i will fight you with the power of ogbumiri,by air,by sea and by land will i come after you with the power of ogbumiri,iseeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Just wait and see.

MADAM COLE.

Ima to Stella, Dec. 6th

Stupid Mugu,

Knock it off. Nobody is buying this shit. Power of Ogbumiri is about as dangerous as you. I'm more affraid of Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny you fucking loser.

Here's what you are really going to do:

1. Put a big dick in your mouth. Yippppeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2. Try to scam more people with that dick in your mouth. Yippppeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

3. Catch some fucked up African disease because of that dick in your mouth. Yipppppeeeeeeeeeee

4. Have sex with that lion that you were talking about. Yipppppeeeeeeeeee

5. Hopefully die (with a dick in your mouth)! Yippppppeeeeeeeeeee

You are an idiot. Tell your African witch doctor I said hi.

Ima

PS- Everyone is laughing at you.

Stella to Ima, Dec. 8th

JUST KEEP ON TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE NOT AFRAID BUT I WILL REALLY MAKE YOU BE AFRAID,I HAVE ALREADY GOTTEN YOUR PHOTO IN THE IN THE WHITE BASIN OF OGBUMIRI,HE WILL USE YOU IN SACRIFIES AFTER MAKING FUN WITH YOU IN SPIRIT.YOU WILL SEE.

OGBUMIRI.

Ima to Stella, Dec. 8th

Ahhhhh shit. Now you've done did it. I got a photo of you and one of your family and I'm going over to the local voodoo shop and you are going to pay mother fucker. Not only am I going to submit your picture to the powerful Umpaloompas but also the greatest wizard of all time, Harry Potter. He's going to fry your ass bitch. Bet you didn't know I had real photos of you. The picture of you in the dress is the best. I also think your parents are adorable.

I'll make you a deal. If you promise me three things, I'll call off Umpaloompas and Harry Potter.

1. Admit that you are a scammer and that you are really bad at it.

2. Light the Internet Cafe that you are sitting in right now on fire, killing the rest of the scammers.

3. Get a real job. If you'd rather not work hard for a living, do something honorable like eat a poisonous frog or feed your local lion with your body.

Seriously. You should think about killing yourself Ogabooooga (whatever you call yourself).

Enjoy the photos of you and your family. I have more. Let me know if you want to see the rest of them.

Ebola Monkey Man


Stella in her swimsuit and a beautiful picture of her parents.

Ima to Stella, Dec. 10th

Stella,

Please call the curse of OGBUMIRI off. I'm dying here. You were right. My balls have swollen to the size of cantalops and they won't be able to fit in your mouth. Please, I beg you to call the curse off.

Ima

Ebola Monkey Note: Well, it seems that I've finally driven Madam Stella away. So lets recap what I've actually accomplished here. Nothing really. Oh yeah, I did catch the the Ogbumiri curse.

Oh well, shit happens.


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