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I'll confess that my main method of hunting out potential baitees is to go back in the archives of the Usenet group, news.admin.net-abuse.sightings, which is nothing more than a collection of spam, and grab a posting that is a couple of days old. If the mail to it doesn't bounce, then I've got a live one.

It is through this method that Winston Rothschild, Possum Lake's Sewage and Septic Sucking Specialist, came across the path of MacDavid Powell. Winston is a character on "The Red Green Show", which airs on CBC in Canada and some PBS markets in the U.S.

MacDavid Powell to Spam Victim - July 7th


GOOD DAY,MY NAME IS( MacDAVID POWELL )FROM SIERRA LEONE BUT NOW STAYING IN DAKAR-SENEGAL,I NEED YOUR HELP TO CLAIM SOME MONEY MY FATHER DEPOSITED IN A MANAGEMENT COMPANY IN DAKAR-SENEGAL IN MY NAME AS THE NEXT OF KIN,FOR YOUR INFORMATION,I WILL LIKE YOU TO TAKE A TRIP DOWN HERE DAKAR-SENEGAL FOR CLAIMING OF THE SAFE ITEM THAT CONTAINED THE MONEY FROM THE HOLDING BECAUSE MY CONDITION AS A REFUGEE STOPS ME
FROM DOING IT ALL AND COUPLE WITH THE FACT THAT AM FINANCAILLY DOWN AT THE MOMENT.

THE POINT IS THAT THE COMPANY DID NOT KNOW THE CONTENT OF THE DEPOSITED ITEM BECAUSE OF HOW MY FATHER DECLARED THE ITEM THAT CONTAINS THE MONEY AS UNDISCLOSED ITEM AT THE TIME OF DEPOSIT AND I DON'T WANT THEM TO KNOW BASED ON MY FATHER'S ADVISE IN HIS
WELL TO ME.I WILL ALSO NEED YOUR ADVISE AND ASSISTANCE FOR A GOOD INVESTMENT IN YOUR COUNTRY.THAT IS AFTER THE CLAIM IS MADE.

YOUR SOON REPLY WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED FOR ONWARD PROCEEDS.PLS TREAT AS URGENT MATTER AND REMAIN BLESSED.

I AWAIT FOR YOUR PROMPT AND POSITIVE REPLY.

MY BEST REGARDS.

MacDAVID POWELL .
 

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell - July 24th

Dear Mr. Powell,

Please, let me offer a hundred pardons for not responding to your letter within a reasonable time. I humbly apologize for the delay, but there was a severe flood at the Elementary School here in Possum Lake, and I was busy assisting with the clean-up. I had originally discarded your letter as a joke played on me by that techno-geek Harold up here at the lodge, but kept a print-out of it just in case it is was real.

I am very financially secure, but now the school could really use the money to repair the damage done to the grade 1 and 2 classrooms by the flooding, and to remove the odor from the rest of the building.

Please send me more information about this transaction.

Most Sincerely,

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"

 

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild  - July 26th

Dear Winston Rothschild

Thanks so much for your kind and reply,am happy because you indicated your willingness to help me
hence it's real,sir it's very real and not a joke.The amount in question is US$5.Million dollar in US$100
bill.Make out your time and read the informations below to enable you get full understanding concerning
the nature of the deposited item.

The item that contains this money was deposited to the company by my father,but the company didn`t know the content of the safe item because my father declared the item as UNDISCLOSED item at the very time of deposit.And my father made a written agreement with the holding company at the point of deposit regarding the rules that guide such deposit.

This agreement stops them from inspecting or wanting to know the content and the company chraged my father the sum of US$10 per day for the safe keeping which my father paid some amount as an advance payment as he never know he will be dieing so sudden.Am having all the vital documents that states all am telling you.

So i will like you to come down here Dakar-Senegal and assist me with the claim after which you will open Non Resident Bank Account where the money will be lodged for further transfered to your account.The reason is that i can`t do anything on my own because of my refugee status.My father also advised me in his
personal(WILL) that on no condition should i allow the holding company to understand the content of the
deposited item.

You can as well reach me on this number for oral talk(+221 690 3862).Pls feel free to any question on
the part you don't same to understand well and also include your private cell phone number where i can get
you on line.

Thanks as i wait for your soon and positive reply,have a nice weekend.

Yours Sincerely.
Macdavid.
 

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell - July 27th

Thank you very much for you prompt reply to my query.

I feel like I know so much about you already! I haven't told you too much about me, so as per my personal guru, Anthony Anthony, I will.

My name is Winston Rothschild the Third, and I operate the largest sewage cleaning business in Ontario's so-called "Brown Triangle" of Possum Lake, Bluff Point and Port Asbestos. We are located about 100 clicks of the ol' speedometer north of Toronto.

There is a slight problem with contacting you, the phones here up around Possum Lake are acting strangely. Whenever you try to call out, all you hear is static, but there are no such problems when you try to call in, although I don't know if the same would be true when you call halfway around the planet. Getting the phone company to fix it, well, is like trying to get into the men's room here at Possum Lodge after Moose Thompson drops by for Chili Night.

It is probably best to keep conversations to e-mail, and should you need to fax me something, please do so at 1-xxx-xxx-xxxx. There are no problems with the fax, but please put my name on it in big bold letters.

I will try to make arrangements to come to Senegal as soon as possible. The schoolchildren here will really appreciate your help in getting the building fixed up. I'll try to convince them to name the library after you.

I've included a photo of myself so you can see who you will be dealing with. This was an idea of my personal guru, Anthony Anthony, and I think it is a great way to conduct business.

Most Sincerely,

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - July 29th

Dear Father Winston Rothschild.

Very sorry for my belated response,i was not feeling fine that is why i counldn't reply you before now but
am okey now,i received your picture and very glad for your understanding,your full willingness to assist me
and for telling me more about who you are.

Like i told you before,am staying in this country as a refugee but am not living in the refugee camp because
the condition and life in camp is nothing to write home about,it's unbearable and because of this reason
i used the little money i have in hand to rent a small room where i sleep.My name is Macdavid Powell the only son of Dr, Powell(late),all from Sierra Leone.

I will go according to your advise on any business we will invest the money into,i will also be more then
happy helping the children because i love children and will be most happy in making them happy too.So just
make all your trip arrangement fast and let me know the date and time to enable me meet the director of
the holding company to ascertain what will be needed for the claim.

Also let me know if you wants to see the certificate of deposit,my father's personal(WILL) and the letter
of agreement between my father and the holding company,i will fax them to you as soon as i hear from
you again,including my refugee card even.

Stay bless as i wait for your soon and positive reply.

Your Son.
Macdavid.

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - July 30th

Dear Father Winston Rothschild.

I just write to confirm if you really received my last message,hope things are okey and fine with you?,pls am
waiting for your positive reply.

Yours.
Mac

Wow. Already a dad. I am truly touched by this. Fortunately, this allowed me to get deeply into 'natural born sucker' mode, without deviating too far from Winston's character.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell - July 30th


I apologize for not writing you sooner, but, as I said, the phones up here at Possum Lake are acting really strange as of late because of the flooding, so do not be alarmed if I am late in my contacts.

Remember the words of my personal guru, Anthony Anthony, Patience is only as strong as your willingness to adapt.

I like the fact that you are calling yourself my son. I've always wanted a child, but women get turned off when they learn I work in the sewage industry. I mean, it isn't like I sleep in an outhouse - although I had to fish Stinky Peterson out of one a couple years ago when a bear clawed open the door to the outhouse when old Stevey was inside and he sweated so much he fell right down the chute! That's why he's now called Stinky as opposed to Stevey.

As for business, I think Multi-Corp International, which is one of Canada's premiere financial institutes would
be a good place to put the money.

I do have some business that must be taken care of before I depart for Sierra Leone. I'm still working to
get the school cleaned up so at least some of it is usable for the new school year, and I'm assisting with a
fundraising carnival for the Dandruff Foundation next weekend - I'm running the dunk tank - so any travel needs to be delayed until the 11th at least.

I will try to send you a copy of my passport this weekend as a show of trust. I just need to get that Harold to scan it for me.

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"

Multi-Corp International is the company that the Harold Green character worked at when Patrick McKenna went from being a full-time cast member to a recurring character for a couple of seasons. Will he even notice that someone who sucks sewage is in charge of a dunk tank? Or that my charitable organization is somewhat strange?

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - July 31st

Dear Father Winston Rothschild.

Most happy to read your message today,i understand why your reply is late and i know it's not really your
fault but because the phones in Possum Lake caused by the flooding.

Am also happy having you as whom will help me,i know you are GOD sent and i called you father because you are up to what will be my father coupled with the fact that my real father is no more,may his gentle soul
rest in perfect peace,even i understand from your messages that you will take me and treat me like your
own son.

Dear Father Winston Rothschild,are you telling me that you are without a wife and child at the moment?,and
women simply turned off because of the nature of your work,they must be missing alot from you because i
don't see anything wrong with your work hence you get what you want from it and make a living from it
too.They are many out there who don't have any work and can't make a living.

This is one of the reason why i called you my father,i know the funds will be well invested in your care and
i think this Multi-Corp International will be very good,though i know nothing about business but i know
you know very well about business.Both of us will live togather in US and you will get me a nice woman to
marry and she will take care of father and son,that is me and you like cooking and doing other works for us.

Point of correction,am not in Sierra Leone,you made a mistake,i am in Dakar-senegal and the deposit is made in dakar senegal and it's the country where you will come and not my own country,pls bear it in mind to avoid mistake.Well 11th of next month you mean right?, it's okey so that before the 17th of next month
everything will be concluded because claiming the safe item and opening of Non Resident Bank Account and
transfering the funds back to your account won't take more than one whole week.

I am waiting to receive a scanned copy of your passport at this weekend.Stay blessed father and may
you have positive answer in all your undertakings.

Yours Dear Son.
Macdavid.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell - July 30th


My dearest son!

What a pleasure it was to see a message from you when I dialed up the internet this morning. I too am somewhat disappointed about the flooding, but it is truly a blessing as well in my industry. I also do know that there will be a woman out for me.My father and grandfather (who is 93 years old and still checks
in on my business frequently) both worked in this industry working to found my company, and they found wonderful women.

I am tremndously sorry for the error that I made in your country of origin. I knew it was a nation that started with 'S', and Sierra Leone was the first one that came into my mind.

For additional investments, once the bridge by Port Asbestos has been rebuilt, you might want to put some money in land down there as well. The bridge that was destroyed by flooding was quite unsightly, and I do envision there being a place for perhaps a small eatery or bakery there.

I talked about this with Kevin Black, who is the Possum Lodge Legal Advisor. He mentioned that as a Canadian citizen, it is in my best to have you fill out forms T4-7D1 and T4-7D4, which have to do with
Canadian transfers with African institutions of any kind, in order to minimize both my and your tax burden. Fortunately, both are available as Word documents from Revenue Canada. I will get them on disk and pass
them onto you. I can help you with some of the more complicated terms if you need.

I did mean the 11th of August, but that is the absolute earliest. That is assuming that the bridge that was destroyed during the flooding is up by then. It is the only way out of the Possum Lake area during the summer months. During the winter we can just drive across the frozen lakes. I'll keep you informed about the progress of its reconstruction. It could take about a month or so before a basic drivable bridge is available. I could also take Buzz Sherwood's float plane in and out, but he likes to use illegal drugs before he takes off, so I vow never to endanger my life on one of his planes.

Please stay in touch,

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"

I just brought gramps into the whole situation so I can kill him off if need be and delay any trips to Senegal. And, as you know, all official government documents are easily available in Microsoft Word format.

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 1st


Dear Dearest Winston Rothschild.

I feel very happy after going through your message,the words and english you use and the way you place them really make me to believe you are more than a father and being with you always will make me to know more and more about life,you have everything that makes a man,i miss my father so much but since i met you i feel my real father is back that is the reason why i said you are GOD sent.

I believe only GOD knows the reason why the flooding because he is able and he urges us to give him thanks in any condition we find things.I consider it a big blessing to you as your father and grandfather who is 93 years old are still very fit,it's unlike African this days where one can hardly cross 65 years,this
part of the reason why i know that living the rest of live out side Africa will be more favourable to me.

Good the correction of my country has been made in your mind,am from Sierra Leone but staying in Dakar
Senegal,yes the both letters stated with letter 'S'.I know nothing about business like i told you before,am
only a student when my father died so everything about the investment will be by your own advise since you
know far far better then i do.

I will file the forms from your advise for our own good,i need your assistance in everything and not if i
need,so put every down plan on how we will proceed.Let hopes and pray that everything will be ready on your own end between the very date.

Wishing you the best and have a nice weekend.

Your Son.
Macdavid.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell  - August 2nd

Harold finally got around to scanning my passport. It is attached. Kevin tells me the forms are a little silly, and are being phased out in 2004, but as for now it is the law of the land.

Most Sincerely,

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"

And before anybody asks - No, we do not have a Mountie, a beaver, or Wayne Gretzky on the Canadian Passport. The 4/19 birth date is intentional.

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 5th

Goodday father and hope all is well,i just write as i don't hear from you for the past few days,pls let me
know the developments.

Your Son.
Mac.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell  - August 5th

Most dearest MacDavid,

I sent you my passport that Harold scanned last night. Didn't you get it? I can resend the thing.

I'm going to try to get over to the local government office to get the forms on disk later today. Kevin says one of them is really strange, and will be phased out in 2004. But for now, it is the law of the land, and I must obey it.

I hope you won't be put off by this suggestion, but this will help facilitate the transaction. I'm going to set things up at the Possum Lake branch of the RBC. The guy there who handles things is very wary
of outsiders, so to make things easier, I would like to make you an honorary member of the Possum Lodge. I'm on the membership committee, so this won't be a problem.

What I will do is forward you a scan of the Possum Lodge logo. What you will do is take a picture of yourself holding up the logo, with it clearly visible, and then send it to me. It will show him that you are trustworthy, and it will make things go so much easier for me on this end. It's not like we can do too much until the bridge gets fixed, so we can at least do some of the preliminary things until we can meet in person.

Looking forward to hearing from you again,

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"

Time to get those forms out there.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell  - August 6th

Here they are. Return them to my FAX number - 1-xxx-xxx-xxxx.

They must be filled out by hand - not typed. if you need any help with them, especially T4-7D4, let me know, and I will help you out. I feel like a dad assisting his son with homework!

Most sincerely,

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"

We'll see the forms later, once they get returned. I kept one sane. The second one is somewhat, shall I say, different, and it was disguised as a "Cultural Questionnaire". The phrase on the badge is "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati" - When All Else Fails, Play Dead.

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 6th

Dear father Winston Rothschild.

Happy to read through your message this day,i didn't received the scanned passport,pls resend it again.I
received the forms you send today and i will go through them and file it up,i will let you know if i
have any difficulties in fileing them.

I do follow your advise hence they are of good to this matter believing that a father never lead his son the
wrong way.Yes,it's better we put everything in other as we wait for fixing up of the bridge knowing fully
well that as soon as it's fixed,you will come down here for rounding up everything.

Waiting for your scanned passport as i will try to file the forms and fax across to you.

Your Dearest Son.
Macdavid.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell  - August 6th

The passport is attached to this mail. I tried to reduce the size, but it looks really blurry now.

I also included a copy of our Possum Lodge Logo. Please get a picture taken of yourself holding this, with the logo clearly visible and get it back to me. I will then make a petition to have you made an honorary member of the Lodge. Once that it is done, setting up a bank account for this transaction will be much easier. As I said, the person in charge of this is wary, and having you as an Honorary Possum Lodge
member will show that my portion of the funds will be used to assist the repairs at the Possum Lake School. Otherwise, I fear the paperwork may get caught in the bureaucracy, and it could take months.

Most sincerely,

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"

The phrase on the badge is "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati" - When All Else Fails, Play Dead.

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 7th

Dear Father Winston Rothschild.

I received your passport and the Possum Lodge Logo, though they both look very small,i will print the
Possum Lodge Logo later and did as you directed,i have also printed the forms out,am moving forward with the filling and i think i will need your assistance in complating them,though i will let you know the portions you will help me with.

Is like you get your passport when you are very young because it looks very different from the picture you
sent me before.I understand very well the importance of the forms and the Possum Lodge Logo.I will keep you informed very soon concerning filling of the forms.

Stay bless father.

Your Son.
Macdavid.

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 7th

Should i have to fill the forms with my address in Sierra Leone or of Dakar-Senegal?.

Urgent pls.

Yours.
Macdavid.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell  - August 8th


I mentioned this to Kevin Black last night, thinking it could be a problem. He said that as long as, in the past two years, you resided in the location for at least 1 day, either would be acceptable.

Thanks for agreeing to take the Possum Lodge Photo. It will make things so much easier on my end.

PS: I'm just going to offer some suggestions for the cultural portion of T4-7D4, specifically the Canadian movie and TV show, which are probably not widely distributed in Africa.

I think light-hearted fare would be best, if you put your favourite movie as Dead Ringers or something like that they might think you were strange. For TV show, use "The Littlest Hobo", and for movie, a goofy comedy like "Men With Brooms" or "Duct Tape Forever" is suitable.

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"

If he goes to imdb.com, and actually looks at the entry for Duct Tape Forever, I'm screwed. I was tempted somewhat to put a show like "Learning the Ropes", "Mosquito Lake" or "Snow Job", but then only folks familiar with Canada's many, many sitcom failures would get it.

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 8th

Dear Father Winston Rothschild.

Thanks for your suggestion and contribution in filling the forms,i will keep you informed if i need more help
as i proceed further with the fillings because i never wanted to make any mistakes.And when everything is
through i will fax the forms back to you with the fax numbers you brought.

Will just let you know when am through.

Have a nice day father.

Yours.
Macdavid.

It goes without saying that poor MacDavid still had trouble with the forms, though.

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 8th

Dear Winston Rothschild.

Good morning father,still with the filling and i need your help again,pls read below as the portion i want
you to assist me on.

On the(T4-7D1).

1)Q-Approximate value of transaction in local currency)

Should i put this US5.Million dollar which is the amount because i can't convert it in the local
currency here.

2)Q- Type of Business........:
I suggest the answer on this should be STUDENT as i am.

3)Q-Business Address............:
This should be my address in dakar-senegal.

4)-Business Contact ......:
Since i don't own any business,what do you think will be the answer to this nu,ber three question?.

5)Q-Business’ Year of Establishment .....:
And also this,what the answer surpposed to be?.

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 8th

1)Q -How frequently do you attend religious services?

2)Q -In 50 words or less, describe the physical attributes of your religious leader.

3)Q -Name your favourite hockey player .

4)Q - Name your favourite Canadian actor .

5)Q - Name your favourite Canadian actress .

6)Q - In the space provided below, please add any other pertinent information to help the Canadian
Government assist in learning about the peoples that our citizens conduct business with.

I WILL ROUND UP EVERYTHING AND FAX THEM TO YOU AS SOON AS I HAVE THE ANSWER TO THOSE QUESTION.

Your Son.
Macdavid.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell  - August 9th

1) That should be OK, but be sure to specify that it is in US dollars.

2) That's fine, but student really isn't considered a business. Call yourself an 'educational tutor'.

3) Yes. Use your address in Dakar.

4) You can simply use your own name. You are in business for yourself, for the purposes of this.

5) Because of your job's nature, use the year you started school.

Hope this helps.

Most Sincerely,

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell  - August 9th

1) Just put down once a week.

2) This I really can't help you with. Just give a brief physical description of someone you know, vaguely. Use terms like tall, short hair, good dresser,

(I have no idea why questions like the following 3 are on this)

3) Jean LaRose

(He's semi-famous, but if you put down someone like Wayne Gretzky, it might seem too obvious)

4) Mike Myers

5) Geneviève Borne

(In case the person evaluating this is French-Canadian, it is always helpful to include a couple Quebecois references)

Most Sincerely,

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"

Geneviève Borne is a semi-well known Quebec personality, but she hosts a few TV shows, and wouldn't really be called an actress. As for Jean LaRose, he was the hockey player turned brewery worker in the film "Strange Brew". Note to self: Use McKenzie Brothers during future bait.

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 9th

Ftahre Winston Rothschild.

Good morning sir,hope you won't regard me as a problem child,i don't just want any mistakes that is why i
need to be sure before hand.

5)Q-Business’ Year of Establishment .....:

The question number is above.And the answer you suggested is below.

5) Because of your job's nature, use the year you started school.

So should i put the date i stated school from my childhood?.

Stay fit father and have a nice weekend.
Yours.
Macdavid.

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 9th

And over here i don't understand the answer to number
six.

6)Q - In the space provided below, please add any other pertinent information to help the Canadian
Government assist in learning about the peoples that our citizens conduct business with.

Pls explain more in what you wrote below .

(In case the person evaluating this is French-Canadian, it is always helpful to include a couple Quebecois references)

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell  - August 10th

That is exactly what I meant. The year that you started your schooling will be more than acceptable, considering you are a student.

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell  - August 10th

The reason I think we would be better off including references to French-Canadian personalities (such as Ms. Borne, whose shows are wildly popular in Quebec, and naming the hockey player Jean LaRose) is that it gives an appearance of knowledge beyond that of only the English-Speaking world.

If a Quebecois loyalist is the one evaluating the form before the transaction, they might give unsuitable delays in processing the form, and thus also have delays in getting this transaction done. I know how the government operates. Bob Stuyvsant, who works for the Ministry of Natural Resources, advised me of this when I showed him the form.

I look forward to hearing from you again, and getting the photograph so I can see what my son looks like.

Please stay true,

PS: I made a trip down to the bridge today to look at the reconstruction. It should be done sometime late next week.

Please stay true,

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 11th


Dear Ftahre Winston Rothschild.

Thanks for all your efforts towards this matter and even for the once you will do later when you arrived
here,i got all the answer to the questions right now and i will put them together and fax across to you as
soon as it's ready.I will also be meeting the director of the holding company one of this days to ascertain
all that will be needed for making the claim.

Your Son.
Macdavid.

 

I'm amazed he didn't need to ask what a mullet was.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell  - August 12th

My dearest son,

I have received the faxes, and will send them over to the government offices this afternoon. Hopefully, I will receive to go ahead to commence the proceedings at the bank.

Are you going to get me the photo of yourself holding the Possum Lodge logo? As I said, this area is a small community, and somewhat untrusting of outsiders. Including this picture will make my ability to conduct the transaction at the local RBC branch, by showing that you are in a position of trust. Like my personal guru, Anthony Anthony says, Trust is the Cornerstone of any Transaction.

If you need the logo, I can send it to you again.

I've got to tell you what happened yesterday.

Yesterday, Junior Singleton decided that he wanted a Jet Ski. He couldn't really afford one, so he thought he'd build it out of the old snowmobile out behind the lodge. He duct taped 9 life jackets to it, and filled the glove compartment up with food. He starts it up, and then he slams right down onto the lake. The food
flies out of the glove compartment, and the seat wedged right into his pants, and he's stuck, and going in circles. He's yelling something at us, but we really couldn't help out because we were laughing so hard. He finally crashed into the and was thrown into the big maple tree down by the lake. He's fine, but I don't think
he'll be doing that again, let me tell you.

I taped this my camera -- I'll have to show it to you sometime.

Always stay true,

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 12th

Good to hear you have received the faxes because i was in contemplation if they went fine because i find it
very diffcult in sending them,may be because of the bad comminication you always complained of.Happy to
also know you have sent them to the government office and waiting for go ahead order from them.

Pls father don't say i ask too much question,my teacher once told me that it's very good asking question on things you don't know to help you in future when you come across such again. I don't really understand the roll this very forms will play in this matter.And now you mentioned that you are waiting for go ahead order from the government office before you proceed with the bank.

What are you going to do in the bank over there before coming down to this country?,is it opening of an
account where the money will be transfered to from here after the claim from the holding company?.I still
have the logo in my inbox and i will try taking the picture soon,i only want to finish with the forms.

I went to see the holding company director today as in arrangement to ascertain all that will be needed for
the claim,and we checked things out from the day my late father deposited the item up till date just to get the right amount the safe item have accummulated in the custody since the advance payment my father did
at the time of deposit have expired long ago,is like i need to send you the certificate of deposit,the agreement letter between my father and the holding company and my father's personal(WILL)to enable you understand very well this whole matter.

The deposit was made on the 14:01:2000,and the holding company charged my father the sum of US$10 dollar per day for the safe keeping because of the nature of the deposited item and my father paid the sum of US$3,100 dollar that very day as he never know he will be dieing so sudden,may his gentle soul rest in perfect peace.So the US$3,100 dollar covers for only few months and the outstanding storage fees that we need to offset before the release of the safe item to us is US$10,230 dollar up till the 14th of this very month of August,and after the 14th the fees will be adding by ten dollar each passing day.

I just wants to let you know this because it's very important to enable you put every arrangement together
for your coming,and it's very important we try to conclude this matter soonest to avoid accummulating
much more storage fees.I did mentioned this in my message titled Full Details but i don't really know if you pick the points then.

Thanks once again as i wait for your response.

Your Son.
Macdavid.

At least we finally got back to the advance fee sting.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell - August 12th

My dearest son,

You need not be troubled with asking me questions. I enjoy helping you out.

The reason I need to set everything up at the bank here is due to Canadian laws. Even if I don't use any funds from it, there still needs to be an active bank account in a Canadian institution. It has to do with the same reasons you had to fill those forms out.

The money will not be a problem. I do realize that there are fees associated with such an endeavour. I brought this up at the Possum Lodge meeting last night. Everybody here is willing to help out, since my share will be going to help fix the elementary school. Dalton Humphreys is going to put in a donation box down at the Everything Store. Arnie Dogan wants to have a concert to donate funds, and Mike
Hamar says he'd do anything to help. Junior Singleton offered to sell his homemade Jetski.

But, the guys would like to see some sort of show of loyalty to the Possum Lodge area. Please get a photo
of yourself holding the logo that I sent you, and they'll start things in motion. If you can't find that, simply
hold up a sign that says "POSSUM LODGE" on it. This would help me out as well, as I am so curious as to
what my son looks like.

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
" Service with a smile, even on hot days"

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 13th

Dear Winston Rothschild .

Now i understand every part of your message and the need for the forms and other things you need,i will do
as you say hence you are coming down here to assist me with the claim.

Remain bless father.

Your Son.
Mac.

I guess he forgot all about the "very financially secure" that I mentioned at the start of the bait.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell - August 15th

My dearest son,

I thought I would give you a small update on how the finances are coming. After I mentioned this at the
lodge meeting, the guys were so gung ho on getting this project. Mike Hamar mentioned something offhand
about some funds in a bank in Michigan that he forgot all about, so he went off in Buzz Sherwood's
float plane yesterday morning in order to collect the money. He got back yesterday afternoon just
before the blackout started. All the guys went off to Ed Frid's butcher shop to eat the meat before
it went bad. So, Mike and I sat around and counted all the money by candlelight. We had just over
$12,000 from Mike's dealing. When we combine that with the funds from the Arnie Dogan concert, we'll
have all the needed funds for this operation in no time.

I'll tell you that the power blackout didn't delay bridge re-construction one bit, and I should be
able to safely leave Possum Lake via that bridge
by next week.

I look forward to seeing your picture. You don't have to worry about being shy. Here's a picture of me
when I was in college. That's a wig I'm wearing..

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
" Service with a smile, even on hot days"

I really wanted to establish the Mike Hamar character in this mail, since he'll become very important in about a week. Red Green fans know exactly how Mike managed to get $12,000. If you're not a fan, I'm sure this link will make it obvious.

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 15th

Dear Father Winston Rothschild.

Good morning father,i sent you a short message this morning asking you to resend me the Possum Logo,pls i have find it and i have also taken the picture and it will be ready within few day,as you know i don't have
a camera of my own,so i took it in a photograph shop,i will be very happy if you can get me one when you are coming as a gift.

I understand every part of your message and i think it's great as the financialy part of this matter has
been taking care of,i believe with little more dollar to the US$10.000 dollar from Mike Hamar you have
already,everything will be sloved.

I will fax you the picture as soon as it's ready.

Stay Bless Sir.
Your Son.
Macdavid.

So, he's caught the Mike Hamar thing. Perfect!

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell - August 16th

If the size isn't suitable, and sadly, Harold's scanner got fried by the power surge when electricity was restored, then just make a sign reading "POSSUM LODGE" and pose with that.

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 16th

Dear Father Winston Rothschild.

Good morning father,i sent you a short message this morning asking you to resend me the Possum Logo,pls i have find it and i have also taken the picture and it will be ready within few day,as you know i don't have
a camera of my own,so i took it in a photograph shop,i will be very happy if you can get me one when you are coming as a gift.

I understand every part of your message and i think it's great as the financialy part of this matter has
been taking care of,i believe with little more dollar to the US$10.000 dollar from Mike Hamar you have already,everything will be sloved.

I will fax you the picture as soon as it's ready.

Stay Bless Sir.
Your Son.
Macdavid.


MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 18th

Dear Father Winston Rothschild.

I have sent you the picture with the logo,now you will know what your son looks like,i did it too because the
size is very small.Waiting for your confirmation and the next step forward.

Yours.
Macdavid.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell - August 18th

The logo is perfect! By the power of the possum, Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati, you are now an honorary member of Possum Lodge.

I will go try to the bank this afternoon, and get the bank account opened as is required by Canadian law. There will be a grand re-opening of the bridge out of Possum Lake on Thursday, so I'll book my flight and
get back to you with information.

Always stay true,

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 18th

Dear Father.

Great hearing your prompt reply,happy to also hearhat the logo is perfect and now am a honorary member
of Possum Lodge.

I will wait to receive the information of your flight,date and time of your arrival.I will book a
hotel for you as soon as i confirm those informations.

Thanks so much for your concern and kindness.

Yours.
Macdavid.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell - August 19th


A very pleasant day to you, my son.

I have good news. The Artie Dogan concert went off last night. We raised about $11,000 Canadian towards the school repairs, all of which we will be changing over into American funds for my trip to Dakar. It is about $7,600 US. I've included a short snippet of his performance as an .mp3 file. I doubt you're into
country and western, but listen an realize this performance was meant for you, my dearest son.

The bank account is now open, and all the required administrative paper work has been completed on this
side. I will be in contact with my travel agent later today, and get the flight arranged. I'll shoot to
be flying out on either Friday or Saturday.

Always stay honourable,

The .mp3 I sent was a renamed mp3 from the "Furry
Music Foundation" entitled "For a Sqrrl".

Link "Furry Music Foundation" to this URL:
http://www.vulpine.pp.se/fmf/music/music.html?Sforasqrl


As a side note, why hasn't he wondered how so many people that pop up at every corner in my story manage to get in and out of the Possum Lake area, but Winston can't seem to make it out due to the bridge being down. It's like Gilligan and the island all over again.

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 19th

Dear Father Winston Rothschild.

How happy i am to have you as father,indeed am very proud of you,the sky will be our limit soon.I will
book a hotal for you as soon as your date and time of arrival is confirmed,the hotel is very close to the
Airport.Do you really need visa to be here?.I also hope it won't take you much time to make plan on how i
will fly down to Cananda as soon as the transfered and made and you went back.

Remember the total amount for the storage fees is US$10,230 dollar.I heard the music and i will play it
again to full understanding of all the words.

Remain bless father.

Your Son.
Macdavid.

Note that he has completely forgotten about the $10.00 a day fee. Pretty pathetic scam artist.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell - August 20th

Most pleasant greetings, my son,

I have booked my flight from Toronto to Dakar. I will be flying out on 7:30 on Saturday, to arrive
at 19:50 (your time) on Sunday. I will be flying Air France flight #359 to Paris, and then will continue
on aboard flight #718.

I very much look forward to meeting you in person.

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"

----
MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 20th

I don't really know how much to thank for all your efforts and kindness towards this matter,may you be
blessed in all your endeavours,i just wish tomorrow is sunday so i can meet and see my father in person.I
will make the hotel booking tomorrow or friday,i will book for seven days.

I received your flight schduled and i will be in the Airport that sunday evening to welcome you,i ask you
this question before but you didn't give any answer,so you don't need visa to be here or have you getten your visa?.

I will write your name just like this( Father Winston Rothschild )on a sheet of paper and hold it in my
hands to enable you recognise me when you see your name written,so take note of that,i think it's the
best way you can notice me in the airport because there might be alot of people in the airport.Hope you
have in mind the amount for the storage fees? to avoid any delay.

Now i entrust you in the hands of whom alone can protect and keep you safe as you fly down to
Dakar-Senegal which is GOD Almighty.

Your Son.
Macdavid.

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 21st

Dear Father.

How are you,i thought i will receive a message from you today,but i know you might be busy putting things
together for the trip,though i just want to inform you that i have booked a hotel for you and the hotel name
is(HOTEL NGOR DIARAMA).Hope you understand i will write your name in a sheet of white paper and hold it in my hands,it will help you recognise me when you see your name written.

Remain bless father as i wait for your message.

Your Son.
Macdavid.

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 22nd

Dear Father.

Good morning father,i was just worried as i did not received any letter from you after sending you two and
informing you that i have booked a hotel for you,pls father send me short letter just to know you are well.

Your Son.
Macdavid.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell - August 22nd

Dearest Mac,

Please do not worry, my son. All is well for me. The bridge re-opened yesterday with all the pizzazz anybody could ask for. Last night, in order to raise funds for the plane ticket, we held a He-Man contest. It was $100 bucks to enter, with the winner getting half of the overall entry fees. We started with a beer-chugging contest, and we all won! Although it could be said that the lake lost, so as a tie-breaker,
everybody went on a hundred yard dash, backwards, blindfolded, through the woods. Stinky Peterson won that, although we haven't seen Junior Singleton since.

Anxiously awaiting my flight tomorrow

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"


MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 22nd

Dear Father.

Still waiting for your reply along with your confirmation on how i told you i will write your name.

Macdavid.

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 22nd

Dear Father Winston Rothschild .

My mind at rest now that i hear from you that is allis well,so you are flying down tomorrow to get here on
sunday evening right?.Like i told you,i will write your name in a sheet of paper and hold it in my hands
so that you will notice me when you are coming out.I have also booked a hotel for you.

Send me email again to confirm your trip.

Yours Son.
Macdavid.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell - August 22nd

"Father Winston Rothschild" is fine for the sign. My arrival time is 19:50 via Air France #718.

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"


MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 23rd

Your son will be in AirPort to welcome you,remember i will write your name and hold it in hands.

Macdavid.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell - August 23rd

Son, please read and understand this.

Because of my own foolishness, I will not be able to be aboard today's flight. Please cancel the hotel reservation. I feel that I may be in grave danger. This is through no fault of your own, so don't worry about it my son.

I just learned when I picked up the morning paper that Mike Hamar was just arrested for a bank robbery last week in Michigan. I am now under the belief that the money that he gave me was stolen in the robbery.

I have currently fled from the Possum Lake area, and am typing this from a copy store about 200 kilometers away. I have scanned the article that was in the morning paper that shows what happened with Mike.

I am trying to figure out what to do with the stolen money. I have kept the funds from the Artie Dogan concert separate, so that money is OK. I will keep in contact with you concerning what will be happening.

Stay safe,

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"

Note: Noel Christmas was the security officer at the lodge for one season on the Red Green Show. Morag
Smith is the real-life wife of Red Green's creator. Steve Smith.


MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 23rd

Dear Winston Rothschild,

I was very surprised and ckocked when i read your message,so father what are we going to do now?.

Mac.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell - August 23rd

My son,

I have crossed the border into New York state. I am at a copy center again. I don't believe that Mike has
squealed as to the location of the funds.

Before going into the family business, I made a decent living as a professional gambler. I spent a lot of time in Atlantic City, New Jersey at the card tables. I am going to go back there and see some of my old friends. I am hoping they will refer me to two bookies. Once I'm there, I'll go see one, and put $6,000 on the Denver Broncos (- 4.5) in their Monday Night Football game, and then go to another one and bet $6,000 on the Indianapolis Colts. Sports betting is illegal in the state, but the bookies bribe the cops, so it really isn't enforced. There is a small bookie percentage, but I should get back about $11,750 of funds that aren't directly connected to Mike's actions in Traverse City. I should have known better than to trust him. All the
time, when we were counting the money, he's "I don't do that no more Mr. Rothschild".

The good thing is that I will return to Canada with much more than $12,000, so I can release the funds, claim lack of knowledge, and all should be well.

It's an old scheme, but lots of mob types use it to clean their funds. I might get a false passport as well, and
travel on to Senegal with that. I will keep in touch.

The thing that bothers me the most about this is that it delays my seeing you in person for the first time.

Please stay safe,

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"


MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 25th

Dear Father Winston Rothschild.

Am really really confused i most tell you and wondering why things turn this why when am hoping to
live this country after claiming this money and live a new and better life in canada with you.I have read
through your message and i understand it all.

From the content of your message,i understand you are having some cash dollar with you which is up to the
amount we need to round up this matter afetr which we will have alot to do what ever we wanted,or what do you think?.And are you really sure in this betting of a thing so you don't lose the money there?.

In so doing,let me know your opinion and if getting a passport in there and fly down to senegel from there
will be better because the storage fees keeping adding each passing day.Pls,pls and pls again,take good care
of your self.

Waiting for your reply.

Your Son.
Macdavid.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell - August 25th

My dearest Mac,

I have money on both sides on the bet. The only thing I lose is the bookie's fees. The Broncos giving 4 1/2
points, so there won't be a tie. I'll get back money that isn't connected to Mike's hold-up. It is one of the easiest ways to launder large sums of money.

I've also got myself a fake passport. The name on the new passport is "PHIL MIAZZ", so write that on the
sheet of paper at the airport so they aren't suspicious if they see the name Winston Rothschild.

Here's my new flight information.

I fly out of JFK in New York aboard flight #120, and get in at 11:10. Out of Paris at 16:35, I will be aboard
Air France #796, which will fly into Mali. There, I will change planes yet again, and will go aboard Air Senegal #761, which gets into Dakar at 23:59 pm on the 28th.

That's a hectic schedule, but I will keep myself boosted by the fact I will see you in person for the first time.

Stay safe,

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 25th

Like i mentioned in my message some hours ago today,i don't really know how and where i will start thanking you for all your efforts,am so much glad and i hope nothing will stop you from being here on senegal on the 28th of this very month of August,i have noted your new name and i will use it to remake the hotel booking and will as well write it in the sheet of paper which will indicate who i am when you are coming out from the arrival room.

You really don't find it any difficult in getting new passport,i mean you got it so quick.The trip is indeed
a hectic one because the stoping is much,but why not took an Air France which is flying direct from Paris
to Dakar Senegal?.Since you will get here on 28th,that means you are living New York on 27Th or what date
really?.

Hope you are coming down with the complete amount we need to offset the storage fees?,so we don't have any delay in completing the whole matter.To my own understanding,you have booked your ticket again and
nothing will stop you,so pls father take good care of your self this time because we will just have enough
money after the claim is made.

I can't also wait to meet you in person,can you call me from where you are now?,because i really need to
hear your voice,my number is +221 690 3862.

Waiting for your call and soon reply.

Your Son.
Macdavid.

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 26th

Dear Father Winston Rothschild.

I just resend you this very message because i don't know if you received it as i did not hear from you
this morning.

Like i mentioned in my message some hours ago today,i don't really know how and where i will start thanking you for all your efforts,am so much glad and i hope nothing will stop you from being here on senegal on the 28th of this very month of August,i have noted your new name and i will use it to remake the hotel booking and will as well write it in the sheet of paper which will indicate who i am when you are coming out from the arrival room.

You really don't find it any difficult in getting new passport,i mean you got it so quick.The trip is indeed
a hectic one because the stoping is much,but why not took an Air France which is flying direct from Paris
to Dakar Senegal?.Since you will get here on 28th,that means you are living New York on 27Th or what date
really?.

Hope you are coming down with the complete amount we need to offset the storage fees?,so we don't have any delay in completing the whole matter.To my own understanding,you have booked your ticket again and
nothing will stop you,so pls father take good care of your self this time because we will just have enough
money after the claim is made.

I can't also wait to meet you in person,can you call me from where you are now?,because i really need to
hear your voice,my number is +221 690 3862.

Waiting for your call and soon reply.

Your Son.
Macdavid.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell - August 26th

I will arrive on the 28th at 23:59. I am not living in New York, I'm staying across the way in New Jersey
at a small motel in Jersey City. I got the bet from the bookie I bet the Colts on, so I no longer have Mike's money, but have about $12,000 of money from the gambling victory.

I don't know if I'll be able to write you again until I get to Dakar. I'm checking in from a public library
terminal right now. So, I'll see you late at night on Thursday.

Please stay true,

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"


MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 27th

Dear Father,are you okey?,did you received my message?,pls i need to hear from you again and hope
you are taking off tomorrow to get here on 28th like you mentioned?.

Waiting for your soon reply.

Your Son.
Macdavid.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell - August 27th

I leave New York City later today. Just a reminder, the name on my passport that I will be travelling under
is "PHIL MIAZZ", so please make sure the sign you are holding at the airport has that name on it, so you
do not stand out as suspicious. Perhaps it should say "FATHER PHIL MIAZZ" instead.

Here's my flight plan again:

I fly out of JFK in New York aboard flight #120, and get in at 11:10. Out of Paris at 16:35, I will be aboard
Air France #796, which will fly into Mali. There, I will change planes yet again, and will go aboard Air Senegal #761, which gets into Dakar at 23:59 pm on the 28th.

Anxiously awaiting our in-person meeting,

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell - August 27th

I'm just leaving for the airport, and am checking in on the internet in my hotel room. I will be arriving at the
airport in Dakar at 23:59 on Thursday (I'm guessing your time).

The name on the passport is "PHIL MIAZZ", so that is the name you should hold on the sign.

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
"Service with a smile, even on hot days"


MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 27th

Dear Father.

Happy to hear you are okey and will arrive here as you told you before,i have taking note of the name and i
will hold it in my hands,i will also be in the airport before the arrival time 23:59 on Thursday to welcome
you,from there we will proceed to the hotel.

I wish you a safe trip.

Your Son.
Macdavid.

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 28th

Dear Father Winston Rothschild.

I have written your name PHIL MIAZZ together with the POSSUM LOGO on the same paper which i write your name,i will hold it in my hands like i did in the picture i sent you before.

Am just getting ready to proceed to the airport for welcoming you.You can call me when you get to Paris on
my number +221 690 3862.

Your Son.
Macdavid.

MacDavid Powell to Winston Rothschild - August 29th

Dear Winston Rothschild.

Wondering what went wrong again,i was in the airport even before your arrival time and that very flight you
supposed to fly down with arrived and everbody in it came out and i did not see even who looks like you,WHY?.

Waiting for your urgent answer.

Mac.

Attorney Kevin Black to MacDavid Powell - August 29th

Attn: Mr. Powell

I come to you with tragic news. I have received word that Mr. Winston Rothschild was shot and killed in a
confrontation with customs officials in New York's John F. Kennedy airport. He had been pulled over to a private room because of suspicions over his passport.

He struggled with the officer, and ended up shot by a second officer on the scene. They are trying to keep
this killing quiet because of it being New York and there still being paranoia over terrorism. As of now,
there has been no mention of his death in the usually quite nosy New York tabloids, and I will be going to
New York City in order to claim the body.

Winston was a good friend to everybody here in Possum Lake, and he will be missed, and not just around
the time of the Possum Lake Prune Festival.

Sincerely,

Kevin Black
Barrister and Solicitor

I'm making a last ditch effort to get the PHIL MIAZZ sign.

MacDavid Powell to Attorney Kevin Black - August 29th

Dear Kevin Black.

Goodday and thanks for letting me know this sad news,infact it was unbearable for me,hope you know all
am doing with him?,and now what is your advise regarding my case and the business i intend doing with
him.

Attorney Kevin Black to MacDavid Powell - August 29th

I know that techno-geek Harold and Winston were talking about something that should take place if Winston were harmed in his journey. I haven't seen Harold since this happened, but he said something about an Internet page.

As of now, everything in his possession is the property of the New York Port Authority. I highly doubt it will
be returned.

Kevin Black
Barrister and Solicitor


MacDavid Powell to Attorney Kevin Black - August 29th

Dear Kevin Black.

Am not sure you know very well what i have with Winston,but since you have access to him e-mail
address,why not make out time and read all my messages there or should i sent you more details about the
business we have at hand that makes him wants to come down here because it's very urgent that one of you
come down here and round up this matter since you are all friends.

Your urgent reply will be highly appreciated.

Attorney Kevin Black to MacDavid Powell - August 29th

The only mail I saw in his address book was the one this morning wondering why Winston wasn't at the
airport.

Do you have any? I know Winston had mentioned a business partnership in Africa, and I mentioned the
forms to him, but that's all I am aware of.

MacDavid Powell to Attorney Kevin Black - August 29th

Dear Kevin Black.

First i want thank you for all your efforts in sending me e-mails,i hope you will assist me for our mutal
benefits like Winston intend doing before this sad story which leads to death,may his gentle soul rest in
perfect peace.

Well am the person he has business partnership with in Africa,am also the one who fill the forms and send
back to him few weeks ago.The story is that my late father deposited some amount of money in a management company in dakar senegal in my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is US$5.Million dollar.

My father did not disclosed the content of the safe item to the management company at the point of deposit
for some security reasons,the company only know that the item contains valuable items and they charged my father the sum of US$10 dollar per day for the safe keeping which he paid some little amount as an advance as he never know he will dieing so sudden.

Now i am in dakar senegal for the claim but my refugee status stops me from doing many things coupled with the fact that the item have accumulated some outstanding storage fees which needs to be paid before
the company can release the item as inline with the agreement letter they signed with my father at the
time of deposit.Am a Sierra Leonain by Nationlity.

So the reason for Mr.Winston coming down here is to help me offset the storage fees and claim the item
from the holding company after which he will open Non Resident Bank Acount where he lodged in the money for further transfered to his account in canada.We agreed that upon conclusion of this matter,he will be entitled to 20% of the total funds,and all the expenses he made will be deducted while the balance
will be used to set up good business in Canada for our brighter future.

So i will appreciate if you can take over this matter since he Winston is no more,pls also let me know if
you need any more informations about this deposit.

Stay bless as i wait for your soon reply again.We can chat in MSN if only you have hotmail address,my
address in hotmail is ( abuoma_2002@hotmail.com )you can connet me to yours if you have as am in intrenet right now.

Yours.
Mac.

Attorney Kevin Black to MacDavid Powell and Edgar Montrose - August 29th

I am afraid I cannot help you personally. I am going to refer you to Winston's best friend, Edgar Montrose.
Edgar has printouts of all your e-mails. He will try to help you, but it appears to be all dependent on
getting back the money. I have CC'd him in on this.

I do have some good news. I talked with someone at the Port Authority, and they are now convinced that the money Winston was carrying was not connected in any way with terrorism or drugs. Therefore it will be
released to his legal representative, in this case, me.

Edgar, Winston's father, his grandfather and myself will be in New York tomorrow (the 30th) to retrieve
the body and his possessions. After that, Edgar will take over the transaction for Winston. I'm sure that
is what Winston would have wanted.

Edgar is a great guy. He is a demolition and explosives expert. Sadly, he is stone deaf as the
result of an accicent about 10 years ago, but he is the most trustworthy person that I know. If you don't
hear from him by Monday, his e-mail address is *****@excite.com.

Sincerely,

Kevin Black
Barrister and Solicitor

MacDavid Powell to Attorney Kevin Black - August 29th

Dear Kevin Black.

Thanking you so much for this vital efforts and your promptness in replying my messages,i will wait to hear
from him on monday as you promised.Meanwhil pls keep me updated as soon as you returned from New York.

My mots condoleances to the family of Winston,friends and well wishers.

Thanks again.
Yours.
Mac.

Edgar K.B. Montrose to MacDavid Powell - August 29th

Good day to you, Mr. Powell.

I am writing because of the business transaction that Winston was undertaking with you. I would like to let
you know that I am willing to make a trip to Senegal in order to facilitate the transaction. I know that
Winston would want to know that his journey would be continued.

As proof that I did know Winston, I am attaching a scan of one of the forms that you filled out for him.
I will try to get my passport scanned as well, as a token of my honesty.

However, because of the events surrounding Winston's death, I must make sure that you are the same person that Winston was writing back and forth with for my personal safety.

What I want for you to do is to take a picture of yourself holding a sign with the name Winston was
going to use - PHIL MIAZZ. Make sure the letters can be read clearly and that there is nothing else on the
paper, and send the photograph to this e-mail address. This is only to ensure to me that you are that same
person that Winston was in contact with.

Once that is done, I will book my flight to Dakar and we can complete the transaction. If I do not get the
photograph, I will not travel, and I will donate the money to a scholarship fund in Winston's name.

Tomorrow I will be in New York to claim Winston's body and belongings, so please do excuse me if I do not
write back immediately.

In the honor of the great gods,

Edgar K. B. Montrose

MacDavid Powell to Edgar K.B. Montrose - August 30th

Dear Edgar Montrose.

Glad to hear from you today,indeed am very very sorry for the sudden death of my father Winston,i feel it
more than any other person.My sincer condoleanc to the family of Winston,friends and all his well wishers.
Well Barrister Kevin Black have told me about it all in almost his message to me because he is the one who
informed me about the sad news.

I must thank you for wanting to take up the business which i have with Winston,i will want to let you know
that i have enough proof to show that am the really person he Winston is transacting the business with before his sudden death on his way down here.

1)I can send both copies of the forms as a number one proof,(2)I will attach the picture i took with the Possum Lodge log which i also sent a copy to Winston.Besides Barrister Kevin Black told me that you
have access to Mr.Winston's e-mail address,you can go in there and ask me to send you any of the message i sent him on any date you which,i believe this is enough proof.

My reason for suggesting this is because taking an other picture will delay more time because i don't
have camera of my own,i do took it the photo shop and it takes many days before they get it ready.And the
storage fees will be adding more in the company where the deposit is made if the claim is not made very
soon.

Pls sir you are 100% safe in times of safety,so book your flight and let me have the details to enable me
be in the Airport on your arrival to welcome you,then from the Airport both of us will proceed to the hotel
where you will stay untill everything is concluded,it will only take few days to complete.I hope you know
the amount involved and the amount you are going to come down with?.

More informations,He Mr.Winston Rothschild as his full name told me about all the problems that makes him
live canada to New York,and when he get's to New York,he told me that he has gotten a fake passport
which he will use in flying down with,i will attach a copy of the message his sent that very day and forward
to you as a proof also.There he told me that his new name which is in the new passport is PHIL MIAZZ.

I can as well scan a copy of the sheet of paper he Winston ask me to hold in my hands in the Airport to
enable him recognise me immediately he comes out from the arrival hull to avoid any delay in finding me.

I hope all this proof is very very enough to make you know am the right person.Meanwhile am wishing you safe trip to New York in retrieving Winston body.My most regards to his father,grandfather,Barrister Kevin
Black and your good self.

Waiting for your soon reply.

Yours.

Edgar K.B. Montrose to MacDavid Powell - August 30th

I will be leaving for the airport later this morning to reclaim Winston's money, and his corpse. It is just
that because of the circumstances of Winston's death, I fear that some of his information may have been
compromised. I recognize the photograph that was provided, but your account may have been hacked into
by government officials that were trying to trace the target of Winston's money, and want it for themselves.

Because of the fear of my personal safety, and also to guarantee that the funds get into the right hands, I
must require that you pose with the "PHIL MIAZZ" sign so I can be reassured that the same person who is now writing to me is the same person that was writing to Winston. This is due to the extra-ordinary events of this past week.

Winston's funeral is scheduled for Wednesday. I will be able to fly out on Thursday, but I will transfer
all of the money into a scholarship fund in Winston's name if I do not receive the photograph of you holding
the "PHIL MIAZZ" sign by Wednesday.

There is a photo of myself attached. I am a member of the Oneida Indian First Nations, and this is me in my
traditional attire. I will send you a scan of my passport on Monday or Tuesday.

In the name of the great Gods,

Edgar K.B. Montrose

Note: The photograph is of Graham Greene, in the character of Kicking Bird from Dances with Wolves.
Graham also plays explosives expert Edgar K.B. Montrose on the Red Green show. The KB stands for KaBoom, and he is legitimately a Oneida Indian, born on the Six Nations Reserve in southern Ontario.
http://www.redgreen.com/cast/graham_greene.htm

MacDavid Powell to Attorney Kevin Black - August 30th

Dear Barrister Kevin Black.

Goodday,i just write to inform you that he (Edgar K.B. Montrose)have contacted me today and he told me that Winston funeral is scheduled for Wednesday,i will like you to confirm this to me and also have a look at the attachment and tell me if the person there is (Edgar K.B. Montrose).Am doing all this in other i do not
enter into wrong hands.

Thanks as i wait for your urgent confirmations.

Yours.
Macdavid

(he included the picture of Graham Gree....I mean Edgar that Edgar sent to him)

MacDavid Powell to Edgar K.B. Montrose - August 30th

Dear Edgar Montrose.

Thanks for your prompt reply,i understand every part of your message and what do you think will happen if
the picture is not ready before Wednesday?,well i will try but am saying this incase.You have not also
answerd my question in my other message,the questions is this again,do you know the amount involved here and the amount you are supposed to come down with?.

Well i want to also assure you that the government have not and will never temper with this matter,and no
body is tegerting Winston over here,In so doing i am given you 100% assurance that everything is intact.
Like i said,i will try and see if the picture can be ready before Wednesday and i will send it across to.

You just have to give me your flight date and time and i will be in the airport to receive you,i will tell
you the clour of what i will be putting on that day and you do so to me.

Have a nice day.

Yours.
Macdavid.

Attorney Kevin Black to MacDavid Powell and Edgar Montrose - August 30th

I'm just back from New York, and we have recovered everything.

Yes. That is Edgar in the photograph. As I've said, he's an incredibly honest man. All you should have to
do is do everything that he says, and he'll come to Senegal to handle the transaction. I talked with him
on the plane, and he said he would like a photograph of you, just as verification that you are the same
person Winston was dealing with.

It may sound strange, but he is quite concerned that the mails currently being sent are not from you, and
that your account may have been hacked into, and that the person now mailing him is not truly you.

I've known Edgar for a few years right now. He is a man of his word, and one of the most honest people I
have ever come across. If you send him the photograph, he will fly to Senegal to complete the transaction.

Kevin Black
Barrister & Solicitor


MacDavid Powell to Attorney Kevin Black - August 31st

Dear Kevin Black.

You are highly welcomed from New York and happy you
don`t eccounter any problem along the line.Thanks for
the confirmation of who Edgar Montrose is and for the
assurance you gave me.

I will be keeping you updated as we move further.

Have a nice new week sir.

Yours.
Mac.

MacDavid Powell to Attorney Kevin Black - August 31st

Dear Kevin Black.

Pls can you give me your cell phone number because i will like to have a word with youover the phone.I will
call you as soon as i received it.

Thanks.
Mac.

Note: Kevin will respond later in the week to this request, and will provide him with his phone number,
which will just happen to be the Senegalese Embassy in Ottawa.


Edgar K.B. Montrose to MacDavid Powell - August 31st

MacDavid,

It isn't that I don't trust your government. I have a great distrust for the American government. Their
history with my peoples is not a pleasant one. The photograph is required by me as proof that is you, and
not a government official that has accessed your mail accounts.

Upon having a day to think about it, I will still require the photograph before I journey to your
country, but I will no longer set a date where i need the photograph by. I have the money, and I have
counted it, and it all appears to be here.

In the name of the great Gods,

Edgar Montrose

MacDavid Powell to Edgar K.B. Montrose - August 31st

Dear Edgar Montrose.

Welcome from New York and good a thing the trip went just fine.I understand your concern and the need for you to make sure am really the right person.Well i have taken the picture and i will send it across to
you as soon as it`s ready may be before the end of tomorrow i think.

But just promise me that you will be here as soon as you confirmed the picture in your e-mail box.But like
i told you,everything is okey and safe.

Thanks and have a nice new week.
Yours.
Mac.

Edgar K.B. Montrose to MacDavid Powell - August 31st

I confirm that I will book a flight once I receive the photograph. I will be attending Winston's funeral on
Wednesday, so I can fly out as early as Thursday.

Remember, the sign must read "PHIL MIAZZ", the name that was on Winston's passport.

In the name of the great Gods,

Edgar K. B. Montrose

MacDavid Powell to Edgar K.B. Montrose - September 1st

Dear Edgar Montrose.

Pls find my picture with the sign you deminded PHIL MIAZZ.Confirm it and let me know your next step.I did
it experess in other to get it on time as you promised you can make the trip by Thursday.

Yours.
Mac



Edgar K.B. Montrose to MacDavid Powell - September 1st

I have received your photo. It is like asked, therefore I will book a trip. I need to visit the travel agent tomorrow, as today is the Labour Day holiday here in Canada. I will hopefully be able to let you know by noon tomorrow.

In the name of the great Gods,

Edgar Montrose

MacDavid Powell to Attorney Kevin Black - September 1st

Dear Kevin Black .

I have sent him the picture and he also have as well confirmed it,he even let me know that you both see it
and confirmed am the right person.

Thanks once again for your efforts and pls sir kindly let me have your cell phone number,i just wants to
have a word with you on phone or can you call me on my number 00221 690 3862.

Stay bless as i wait for your reply.

Macdavid.

MacDavid Powell to Edgar K.B. Montrose - September 1st

Dear Edgar Montrose.

Thanks a million times for your kindness and concern over this matter,i will be very glad to receive your
flight schedule by tomorrow as you promised.

Once again i thnks you.

Yours.
Macdavid.

Edgar K.B. Montrose to MacDavid Powell - September 2nd

I have just gotten out of a meeting with my travel agent, and I have the flight book. I will not be able
to book a direct flight, but will instead be flying through Lisbon, Portugal.

Here is the arrival information for Dakar:

Flight: Tap Air Portugal flight 1139 on an Airbus 321
Jet
Depart: Lisbon, Portugal (LIS) Sep. 5 at 10:00pm
Arrive: Dakar, Senegal (DKR) Sep. 6 at 1:00am
Travel time: 4 hours
Mileage: 1737

As I said I would, I have attached a scan of my passport. My hair is a little shorter now than in the pictures I've sent to you.

In the name of the great Gods,

Edgar Montrose

Homer J. Fong note: See the disclaimer with Winston's passport. I'm relieved I found a flight into Dakar at
a less convenient hour than last time.

MacDavid Powell to Edgar K.B. Montrose - September 2nd

Dear Edgar Montrose.

Glad to receive your message today with your flight schedule,thanking you for all your efforts towards
this matter,like i told you,i will be in the airport to welcome you and from the airport we will check into
the hotel where you will stay,the hotel is not far from the airport and they charged US$100 dollar per night in the local currency.

I have taken note of the flight date and time and i also received a copy of your passport.i will write
your name(Edgar Montrose)in a sheet of paper and hold it in my hands in the front of the arrival room so you will see it as soon as you come out,i will also give you the details of the colour of what i will be putting on that day in my next message.

Stay bless and have a nice day.
Yours.
Macdavid.

MacDavid Powell to Edgar K.B. Montrose - September 2nd

Pls dear Edgar Montrose,can i know the total amount you intend coming down with to make sure it will be
enough for everything.

Macdavid.

Edgar K.B. Montrose to MacDavid Powell - September 2nd

It will be about $19,500 in US cash. Winston also had some nice gifts that he bought for you from the Humphrey's Everything Store. There's a nice looking Rolex, a region-free DVD player and a Canadian National Team soccer jersey.

In the name of the great Gods,

Edgar Montrose

MacDavid Powell to Edgar K.B. Montrose - September 3rd

Dear Edgar Montrose.

Thanking you a Million times again for all you have done and the once you will still do in few days to
come.The amount is enough to take care of everything to enhence the claim and the safe item in our
position.Glad as you also recovers the gifts which my father Winstone bought for me.

You didn't comment about the what i suggest regarding writting your name in a sheet of paper and hold it in my hands in the airport which will enable you see me without delay immediately you comes out from the
arrival room.

Confirm this message as i will send you an other message later in the day in telling you the colour of dress i will put on.

Stay bless and have a nice day Sir.

Yours.
Macdavid.

Homer J. Fong - Color of dress? You can't make stuff like that up.

Edgar K.B. Montrose to MacDavid Powell - September 3rd

The sign will be fine as is. If you wear the same clothes you wore in the photo you sent to me, that will be fine.

Here is a photo from the procession at Winston's funeral that Harold took. I've highlighted myself and
Kevin.

Homer J. Fong note: The photo is of the funeral procession for NHL legend Maurice "Rocket" Richard.

MacDavid Powell to Edgar K.B. Montrose - September 4th

Dear Edgar Montrose.

Thanks for your confirmations message regarding the sign which will bear your name and the clothes i will
put on,just as i was in picture.Thanks also for sending me the photo from the procession at Winston's
funeral,i really love seeing the picture and will save it for REF.

Pls extend my regards to the all and the family of my father Winston.I will be waiting for youin the Airport
on your arrival date and time Sep. 6 at 1:00am.

Remain bless,in so doing,i now entrust you in the hands of the only one whom can keep and save you all
the way from canada to dakar senegal,he is no one but the Almighty God.

Waiting for more e-mails from you before your depature date.

Yours.
Macdavid.

MacDavid Powell to Edgar K.B. Montrose - September 5th

Dear Edgar Montrose.

Good morning Sir,hope all arrangement regarding your coming down here tomorrow is still intact?.

My Regards.
Macdavid.

Winston Rothschild to MacDavid Powell - September 5th

Homer J. Fong note: I sent this mail at exactly 9:00 EST, or 1:00 AM Senegal time, to coincide perfectly
with Edgar's plane's arrival.

My most dearest son,

If you are reading this, I guess I must be dead. I hope I'm in a good place.

As per my personal guru, Anthony Anthony, I prepared for this in advance by having Harold set up a code
that would mail this message out so you can read my final thoughts.

I have asked Harold, the lodge techno-geek, to put a webpage up to show our loving relationship.

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/mac.htm

You can read what Harold created at the link above, and take solace in the fact that THE ENTIRE WORLD,
FROM WEALTHY CAPTAINS OF INDUSTRY TO THE MOST IMPOVERISHED OF BEER-BELLIED SHARECROPPERS ARE LAUGHING AT YOUR MUGU ASS AND YOUR MIND-NUMBING STUPIDITY!

I will leave you with these words of advice.

1. You have been writing back and forth this past six weeks with FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. Go to redgreen.com and learn all about Winston Rothschild, Mike Hamar, Harold Green and all the other folks I've mentioned. Kevin Black is also fictional, and oh yes, Edgar K.B. Montrose is as real as a Britney Spears' funbags. And just to put the cherry on the fictional sundae, Possum Lake and Port Asbestos are fictional locations. Pick up an goddamn atlas for once in your life.

2. There are no Government of Canada forms numbered T4-7D4 or T4-7D1, and even if there were, do you think the Federal Government of Canada really gives two shits how many pairs of pants you own, what your
favourite scripture is, or who your favourite hockey player is? Use your fucking brain for something
besides scamming. PS: Jean LaRose is also a fictional character and Genevieve Borne is not an actress.

3. PHIL MIAZZ. Try pronouncing that. Go outside a gay bar in Dakar and yell that name out loud and enjoy all the offers you receive in return. PHIL MIAZZ = Fill My Ass, you fucking dolt.

4. Why don't you wonder next time how so many people can make their way into an area, but Winston can't
seem to get out due to a bridge reconstruction?

5. A legitimate Canadian passport does not have Wayne Gretzky, a beaver or a Mountie on it. If I had put a
picture of a moose humping a snowmobile would you have thought that was legitimate?

I knew you were a fraudster when I first came across your mail. I hope you wasted a fuckload of time and
money on internet cafes, faxes, trips to the airport at insane hours of the day and filling out those
idiotic forms. I hope you fell asleep at night dreaming that I would be bringing you all that untraceable American money. I laughed myself to sleep thinking of those moronic signs you were holding at the airport.

Always stay as fucking stupid as you are. I don't want to look down from heaven or, in the more likely
scenario for me, up from hell and be disappointed in my son.

Most Laughingly,

Winston Rothschild, CEO
Rothschild Sewage & Septic Sucking Service
" Service with a smile, even on hot days"

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Kimmi Moorehead
" So tangle-minded then so becalmed, It’s all so subway-grim and then it’s gone"
- The Tragically Hip (Fight)

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