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Ebola Monkey Note: Brought to us by "The Phoenix" who is new to the game. The great part about this one is he just picked a random email address from a former scam and contacted Mrs. Abacha. She actually responded as if she originally sent him the email. Classic. Look for me to be making a guest appearance in this one. The Phoenix entries are in blue, mine will be in red.

From Ivor to Mrs. Abacha

My Dear MRS. ABACHA.

My deepest condolences on your recent loss. It is never a good thing when the government molests you. That is quite an astounding amount of money and at leats you were able to hide something. Please tell me how I may assist you, this sounds like a delightful oppuotunity

regards

Ivor B. Iggone

From Mrs. Abacha to Ivor

Dear Friend

I am to say a very big thank for accepting to assist a poor widow like me, i pray the God will not allow to suffer the same way this Government have allowed me and family to suffer.

Well i will also to give you my word which is my bond,this transaction i legal and free from all risk the money belongs to my late Husband who former President of the country before he was kill by the present government that is maltreating badly now.

Well for more detail about this transaction and how the fund can be collect by you. Please contact our family Attorney with the ingormation below he will update you on what to do next.

Barrister James A.Okey.
JAMES OKEY & ASSOCIATE,
Legal Practitioner,
Plot 64 Karimu Ave,
Lagos Nigeria.
TEL:234-803-332-8501.
E-mail:james_okey@lawyer.com .

Please try and call him immediately for the urgent commencement of the transaction and the procurement/obtaining of all the legal documents with your name.

Once i want to say God bless you real good for kindness towards a widow like me.

Best Regards.

Mrs.Mariam Abacha.

From Ivor to Barrister James

Dear Sir,

I am contacting you on the advice of a dear friend, Mrs.Mariam Abacha. Please inform of what I need to do to assist her with her current problem, of which I am sure you are well aware of.

I am copying her on this message so you may confirm with her, that I have her permission to continue to help.

Thank You

Regards

Ivor B. Iggone

From Mrs. Abacha to Ivor

Dear Ivor B. Iggone.

I want to say thanks for bring your time to assist a widow of my type and pray that God in Heaven will never allow you to suffer
intemdation/humilition by your people and Government which i am facing now just because i lost my husband. We are really indeed suffering why we have such amount of fund lying down in the security company,just because i am not allowed to travel outside this country and the government not know that we still have any fund left over or else it will be seized just as they seized other bank account/properties of my Husband.

I am very happy that you have contacted my Attorney,please kindly cooperate with him so that he can give you the best legal services needed in this transaction. I am counting on your assist.

God bless you,till i hear from you again.

Regards.

Mrs.Mariam Abacha.

From Barrister James to Ivor

Tel:234-803-332-8501.

Attn:My friend,

I have just sent you a mail in the preious email addres you gave to,so
please check it now and get back to me,or qually give me a call on the above
phone number.

Once i want you to forward the following to enable me go the Law court and
process all the documents involve in get this transaction with your name as
the beneficiary of the fund.

Kindly send to the following:

1.Your full name.

2.Your contact address.

3.Your private phone and Fax number.

All these we enable me go to the court and workout the (paperwork) in your
favour for the easy claim of the fund,i shall further discuss in detail when
you call me on the phone.

Please check the first email address you gave to me,i have sent a mail to
you there.

Yours Faithfully,

Barrister James Okey.

From Ivor to Mrs. Abacha

Dear Mariam,

It is with the utmost pleasure that I received your email, to know that you are still in good mental health. I am awaiting further communication from your lawyer as we speak.

Please use my email address ibiggone@hotmail.com as for some reason my usual account is not workig correctly, hopefully the jawas running the system will have it fixed shortly.

Please tell me more about you my dear, if we are to do business together successfully then we should be friends as well, should we not?

Best Wishes

Ivor B Iggone

From Ivor to Mrs. Abacha CC to Barrister James

Dear Mariam & James,

As I stated in previous emails my old addresss is not functioning correctly, so please reply to this one.

Now Mariam you sent me an attachment that was supposed to be a picture of the consignment? This file claims to be an mpg file and will not open? I don't need miles per gallon or whatever it is, please send me a normal photo.

As I am not sure if you both received it or not I am enclosing my passport again for identification as you requested.

Now James, that poor widow (may the gods bless his rotting corpse) is in urgent need of my assistance, she is constantly being molested so pull your finger out so we can help the poor woman.

Please respond as soon as possible as from Monday the 4th of August I will be away at a conference for 5 days discussing the effects of a new technology which enables life like models to be created using a computer system.

I don't understand it all, but as I sponsored the darn thing I guess I must go, it was my late wifes (god bless her bones) idea she said I had made enough cash while I was working that when I retired early I should give something back. So she created the W.S.R.F which is the Weird Science Rememberance Foundation, quite a silly title I know but it was her last wish before her pixels faded away to nothing.

Please do let me know what I need to do to move forward.

Wishing you everything you ask for.
Your Friend.

Ivor B. Iggone

From Ivor to Mrs. Abacha

My Dearest Miriam,

I have not heard back from you or your attorney, please let me know you are safe and not being molested.
Your attorney does not seem to be a very good one, he has yet to contact me with any information, are you sure you trust this character?

My dear as I stated in my previous email I am a fairly wealthy many and wish to assist you in any way I can, I am all alone in this world now that my dear wife is no longer with us (god bless her ). We had no children you see as my poor wife didn't have the necessary parts and at the time we couldn't afford the upgrade package.

The only other person in my life is my dear friend Heywood, he has been an intimate friend of the family for quite a while now so I trust him implicitly. Therefore I hope you don't mind but as I am going to be away and you need my help quickly he will be assisting while I am at the conference.

Heywood is very protective and trustworthy (although I cannot understand why he refuses to wear anything but patent leather or rubber) otherwise I would have mentioned this to him. There is enough money for all of us do you not agree, not that I need it , but it is certainly nice to have more, especially as it just cost me $7500 to have Heywood's guest house redone, I don't know why he required the chains or a rack, do you know he even has some sort of chair suspended from the ceiling?

Please contact your attorney, and hurry him up, I will be coming to europe the week of the 18th so maybe we can meet?


Heywood my friend, please assist Miriam as you do me

Regards

Ivor B Iggone

From Mrs. Abacha to Ivor

Dear Ivor B. Iggone.

I am very happy to have received all your mails,as you can see i have suffered alot here in this country since the death of my Husband as the Military President of the country was at the rank of General in the Army before he was killed by this present government that got all my husband bank account and properties confiscated/seized and made me and my children begers,we have to beg before we eat this days if not for our Family Attorney Barrister James whom have been of a great help to me and mine children. Indeed he is good and trustworthy Lawyer,he has been our family Lawyer for some good years.

The lawyer told me this morning when he came to visit me,because i am not allowed by the Government to move about at my will,so he is the that one the keep coming to see me,that you emailed him and he has replied you and told you what to do,please for the sake of me and my children kindly comply with him so that this fund can be claimed by you on my behalf.

Secondly,we could do a very good business at the end of this transaction,i need to start all over again making money for my children,the made before by their Father was seized by the government,so we do good business,all i want you to start doing now is to start searching for a very lucreative business that will be profitable,so that i can invest my share part this fund into it and start life all over again.

Concerning,telling your friend,please i will like you to kindly keep this transaction only to yourself and not to inform anyother person about it,for this fund is the only hope that me and my children are looking up to survive with,and if any thing happens to it or from one person to other the Government of my country happens to know that we still have such money left behind,i tell you that it must be seized like others and life will be hopeless for us,so please try as much as possible to keep it only to yourself,you said that your wife is dead,well i am sorry to hear that,but my own case is very bad because i am a Woman with children and it is not too easy for me to be left alone at night,i have really,feel the pains of a woman without a man in her life.

Finally, i plead for you to kindly keep this transaction alone to yourself,rather you and i can hurry up the Lawyer so that he can get things done before you will embark on your trip.and where and when exactly are you travelling ???

I await for your urgent response,please do bear with me,i have been excommunicated by the government,they have removed my telephone line i can only get reach to people only by e-mail.

NOTE:Please take your time to view the attached picture of the money in the box with the Security company,which was taken by Barrister James, before it was deposited.

Once again I say God Bless you real Good.

Regards.

Mr.Mariam Abacha.

From Ivor to Mrs. Abacha

Heywood my good man , contact Miriam once she understands our relationship. Im sure she will see that you can be trusted fully.

Miriam please allow my very close friend to assist us, he is used to moving large quantities of cash for me.

Thank You

Ivor

Ebola Monkey Note: I'm up to bat. Yay!

From Heywood to Mrs. Abacha

Dear Mrs. Abacha,

Greetings. My name is Heywood Jablome, Mr. Iggone's friend. He asked that I contact you to introduce myself so you feel comfortable with me. I am his close confidant when it comes to personal and business matters.

He has let me know a little about your situation. I just want to say that I am glad we could help. As Ivor mentioned, I am very good with large amounts of cash. You see, I was raised in Compton, CA by an Arab family. Traditionally, Arabs are good at laundering money. That's about the only laundry they do, but that's a different story. Please feel free to contact me if you need assistance or advice. I've enclosed a photo of me (I'm the guy in the white). I feel it's better to be able to put a face with a name. That's just how I am.

Hopefully talking to you soon about the money.

Heywood Jablome

From Mrs. Abacha to Heywood

Dear Mr.

Thanks for your mail, i got your picture but you where guys there could please send another personal picture of yours.

Secondly,Mr.Ivor has not call the Lawyer and without disussing with the Lawyer he may not be able to go to the court for the processing of all the legal documents you know to complete this transaction. So i will advice you to immediately call Barristern James Okey yourself now feel free to discuss with him on my behalf,and after that please do get back to me.

God bless you for your assistant.

Regards.

Mrs.Mariam.

From Mrs. Abacha to Ivor

Subject: Thanks, But Try and call the Lawyer.

Dear Mr.Ivor Biggone.

Thanks for you mail, but i still insist that your assist and attention is all i needed,because your word in the mail gives me courage and assusrance all about my life and family shall be well again.

Concerning the Investment of the fund,all you said is well okay by me,so please try and cooperate with the Lawyer so that he will get the necessary documents/approvals with your make of the beneficiary of the fund.

When,i told you that that my late husband has money may be you thought i was playing,if not for the present government of this country that has seized all our money we would have leaved happily today,but they went and killed my Husband and make life much difficult for me and children.

The money you saw in the picture is that same money that is deposited in the Security company that i want you to assist in claiming on my behalf,before the Goverment will know about it and seized it.

I always want to receive your mail and cooperation please don't leave me now that i am enjoying your advice and courage remember that i am a WIDOW i need an encouragement from a man of wisdom like you.

Finally,i got a mail from the boy you introduced and he sent his picture,but he was'nt looking responsible to my satisfcation to my liken well you know best,but i still insist that your personal cooperation is all i needed.

Please try and call the Lawyer.

Regards.

Mrs.Mariam Abacha.

Ebola Monkey Note: Ha ha. She doesn't think Suge Knight looks responsible.

From Ivor to Mrs. Abacha

Dear Mariam

You still have my fullest attention,

I have tried working with your lawyer but HE is NOT responding, I have not received any documents, I would really like these so I may continue to help you to get what you richly deserve.

Please pass on my details to him

Full Name, Ivor B Iggone
Fax: 13094041036
Email ibiggone@hotmail.com


Please get him to hurry, I must leave for my conference in 24 hours then I will not be back until the 8th or 9th of this moth.

I would like to get the paperwork started before I leave, Heywood is my confidant, I trust him as you trust your lawyer.

Regards

Ivor

From Mrs. Abacha to Ivor

Dear Mr.Ivor B Iggone.

Thanks for the information,i will pas it onto him but where is your PHONE NUMBER he may want to speak with you.He also told me that has sent severals mails to you,then why do you said that he has not been contacting you?
Please send your phone number now to me.

Regards.

Mrs.Mariam.

From Ivor to Mrs. Abacha

Listen to me very carefully if you wish me to help YOU

Your lawyer emailed me once to which I replied, HE HAS NOT CONTACTED ME SINCE THEN.

If YOU are serious about needing help TELL HIM TO EMAIL ME at THIS address, otherwise FIRE HIM, he is useless.

I am perfectly willing to help you but YOU need to find a lawyer that can do his job correctly.

I am STILL waiting on information from YOUR lawyer that HE was supposed to send ME

HE has NOT replied to any of the emails that I sent YOU and COPIED him on, if YOU got them so did he.

Maybe he is trying to keep all the money for himself????

Once again I have copied him on this email, JAMES OKEY send me the information I need to help poor Miriam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ivor

From Barrister James to Heywood

Tel:234-803-332-8501.

Attn:Heywood Jablome.

Please kindly call me or reply this mail,i have sent several mail to Mr.Ivor Biggone. without any response from him,I have told him to give me his phone and fax number,his full and contact address.so that it will enable me go to court and get paperwork ready doe the transaction,but he keep accusing me that i am not effective that he have not received any mail from me,that is the reason i have to send this mail to you in order to confirm if what he is saying is correct or not,may be as an old man he may not understand everything.

Please try and acknowledge this mail for me. and tell him what i said that i needed to get this transaction done.just and
information but he keep giveing a fax line instead of a phone number to call him since he does'nt want to call me.

I await your urgent response.

Yours Faithfully,
Barrister James.

From Mrs. Abacha to Ivor

Dear Ivor Biggone

Thanks for your mail,i really appreciate your state of mind in assisting me to get this fund out,but still i can not understand what is exactly going on between you and the Lawyer. The Lawyer said that has told you what to do but you keep saying that he is not
the serious type.

Now if you really know that you want to assist me in this transaction kindly send to following to me so that i may forward it to the Lawyer myself,to enable him get all realy relevant documents for you.

1.YOUR FULL NAME.
2.YOUR PRIVATE PHONE AND FAX NUMBER.
3.YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS.

Please send all these to me now,that i may give it the lawyer immediately,PLEASE GET THIS CLEAR THE LAWYER CAN NOT DO ANYTHING IN THIS TRANSACTION WITHOUT THIS
INFORMATIONS.

Please it is very urgent.

Regards.
Mrs.Mariam.

From Ivor to Barrister James

Dear Jimmy

I am at a conference for the WSRF, I am not able to call you while I am here, I am checking my email on a break for lunch.

You have my fax info, also my dear friend Heywood is authorised to act on my behalf while I am away, please work with him until i return in 4 days.

Here is my address

950 H Street, N.W.
Suite 8400
Washington, DC 20223

Ivor

From Ivor to Mrs. Abacha

Dear Miriam

Here is the info you requested

Ivor B Iggone
950 H Street, N.W.
Suite 8400
Washington, DC 20223

Fax - 13094041036

I am away at a conference now, if you need anything for the next 4 days please contact my dear friend Heywood I have sent this info to your lawyer again

Hoping he can give you what you deserve

Your Friend

Ivor B Iggone

From Mrs. Abacha to Ivor

Dear Mr.Ivor B Iggone.

Good morning and how are you? Well this is to infom you that the lawyer will be going to the court for the preparation of the documents(paperwork) which will enable you get this fund with your name as the beneficiary.

I pray that he will succeed.Please send your phone number to him as requested.

Further more if you cannot call the lawyer you better tell your friend to call him,because he want speak with anyone of you before the fund will be approved to leave the security company to where you will pick it up.Please call the Lawyer.

Regards,

Mrs Mariam.

From Mrs. Abacha to Heywood

Dear MrHeywood Jablome.

I have waiting to hear from you,why are you keeping me waiting? well have you contacted the Lawyer?He said that he has been able to obtain some approvals on behalf of Mr.Ivor.

Contact the now to confirm the position of everything,and give him your phone number so that he call to discuss with you at anytime he feel like doing so.

Regards.
Mrs.Mariam.

From Heywood to Mrs. Abacha CC to Barrister James

Dear Mariam and James,

Sorry for the delay in writing you. You will not believe what happened to me. I have spent the last couple of nights in county. I went to a charity benefit (Will Rap 4 Food Foundation) for MC Hammer on Friday night with some friends. Hammer has fallen on some tough times lately. Some bitch ass parking attendant said I punched him, and being that I'm on parole, they had to lock me up until they could investigate it. They wouldn't let Mr. Ivor bail me out. I got out on Monday but hadn't had the chance to check my email. Thankfully, all charges were dropped. I've attached a photo of me at the party. This was before the whole fiasco. I'm the guy in the red hat and Mr. Ivor is the other guy. They raised $18,000 at the event so it was a success.

Anyway, Ivor is at a conference. He has instructed me to help you. Let me know what to do.

Heywood Jablome

"Body Massage. Who wants a body massage? Mr. Body Massage Machine."

From Mrs. Abacha to Heywood

Dear Mr.Heywood Jablome.

Thanks for your mail,but it was delay by you.well i am very sorry for all that happened you.

This is to inform you that Barrister James told me yesterday that he has been able to obtain some related valued documents that will effect this transaction with the name of your friend Mr.Ivor which he said that he has informed him by sending mails to him,i suppose that the Lawyer might have send those documents to Mr.Ivor by now.

The Lawyer complained very bitterly about your unseriousness of not calling him on the phone for a proper and verbal discussion between your guys and him as my Attorney.

Please i will advice you to kindly call him as soon as you receive this mail today so that he may get you more details on the success level which he has achieved so far.

He further said that he has submitted the AFFIDAVIT OF CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP and POWER OF ATTORNEY to the Security company where the fund is deposited for their approvals and endorsement before the shipping of the BOX that contain's the fund,while he promise to go the office of the NATIONAL DRUG LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY(NDLEA)to obtain proof certificate that this fund is free from Drug,Anti-terrorist paid money and also it will prove that this fund are not money laundry.

But i have never seen him today to know if he has obtain NDLEA certificate, but feel free to call and ask him,if he has obtain that.

Finally,he also said that the Security company will be contacting you guys any moment from that yesterday,but i don't know if you have been contacted please do ask Mr.Ivor to know if he has been contacted by the security company.

I am and my children are really suffering and we do need your help to get this fund out us so that we may live a healthy life again,the stage of a woman being lonely(WIDOW) is not an easy thing infact is not what one can wish his or her enemy.

I want you to ask Mr.Ivor,if he has received Barrister James mail and also have been contact by the security company?

And don't forget to call to the Lawyer Barr.James.

Best Regards,

Mrs.Mariam

From Barrister James to Heywood

Tel:234-803-332-8501.

Attn: Mr.Heywood Jablome,

Sorry for whatever that has happed to you.by the way where is you phone number and your friends own which i ask Mrs.Mariam to get from you?I hope you people are very serious to assist this woman? if yes then send your phone to me now,since you refuse to call let me call and speak with you.

Secondly,please address my letter to Mrs.Mariam i don't like, i am a Lawyer i do thing legally security reasons,if you want to mail to me just do that straight and not Dear Mariam and james, as if we are staying together in a place or if she work in my office.

Finally,confirm from your friend if he has been contacted by the Security company for the approvals of the shipping of the box that contain the money.

Let me have your phone number immediately.

Thanks.

Barr.James.

From Global Securities & Trust Co. to Ivor

GLOBAL SECURITIES & TRUST COMPANY LIMITED.
PLOT #30-33 Fadu Ave,IKOYI,LAGOS.
Tel:234-80-23461894.
E-MAIL:-global_securities_co@diplomats.com .

Attention: Mr.Ivor B Iggone .

This is to inform you that the above mentioned has received some valueable documents signed/endorsed by the Chief Judge of the Lagos State High Court of Justice which was submitted by one Barrister JAMES A.OKEY who claim to be your attorney.
below are the name of the certified documents received by me.
(1) AFFIDAVIT OF CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP.
(2)THE POWER OF ATTORNEY.
(3)N.D.L.E.A.CERTIFICATE.

We have therefore carried out a proper resarch and verification on the above three document which was submitted by your Lawyer,and it was proved to the security company that this consignment with the Registration Box/secret & sort code numbers below is confirm to belong to you.

LUGGAGE BOX No:MSTI/XXC/009876/02
SECRET CODE NO:GDST/440/X2Q
SORT CODE NO:FMJ/2003/990-29

And we shall carefully ship the consigment to our oversea office where you shall go and sign for the collection once the shipment fee is made,our courier services department(GLOBAL DIPLOMATIC EXPRESS COURIER SERVICES)shall make the shipment with the next 48 hours the fee is paid.

Secondly,This security company has oversea office in Europe(Holland)there we shall ship your consignment and after proving your consignment with the necessary secret code numbers and documents with them before will now go for the collection and as soon you it collected by you please make sure that you sign the collection FORM(DOCUMENT) which you shall send back to this office stating that your consignment has been cleared and claimed by you.

We don't run a courier services like DHL,UPS, TNT& FEDEX ,we shipped diplomatic Cargos, and such cargo should be delivered to our office where the beneficiary shall go and make the claim to it.

We do this for security reasons and to aviod miscarriages of some ones consignment to another.


Within 48 hours after the payment for the shipment has been made.

So if you have a consignment with this security company please get your proof for us and pay your shipment fee.

Finally, we are sorry for the delay in getting you informed.We hope to hear from you soon.

N.B: You are advice to call the Director of Operation Mr.Joseph Eke on the above telephone number or email ,as soon as you receive this mail.

I have also copied this mail to the following:
Mr.Heywood Jablome.
Barrister James A.Okey.


Kind Regard.

Mr.Joseph Eke.

From Mrs. Abacha to Ivor

Dear Mr.Ivor B Iggone.

Good morning and how are you? i don't understand what is happening any longer,i was told yesterday by the Lawyer that he has obtained all the necessary documents which you need for this completion of this transaction and all have been submitted to the Office of the Director of Operations Global Securities &Trust Company, where the fund is been deposited.

The Lawyer is very angry with the unseriousness state you and your friend Mr.Heywood Jablome.for not calling himand not responding to him as such he has decieded to stop everything for now until he hears from you people.

But i thought you promise assisting me? why then you want to allow me to suffer more than i have done in time pasted,when i received your mail of accepting to assist i felt very good and happy, and i said that the good God have decided to lift me up again.

I not be frankly speaking i am not happy whith the way my Lawyer have been complaining of you and Mr.Heywood Jablome not responding to his mail.

If really you want to help the widow out that has suffered for so long to smile and be happy again, respond this mail.

I am Not too happy.

Regards,

Mrs.Mariam.

From Ivor to Mrs. Abacha

Miriam

I do not understand your problem, Do you not read what I email you? I told you twice that I would be away at a conference for 5 days. I also told you that Heywood can (and has been )act on my behalf whilst I am away.

Your lawyer has spoken with Heywood, and so has the security company, so I do not see your problem?

Perhaps your lawyer is not communicating with you now?

Maybe he want's your money?

Do not get an attitude with me, you requested my help, you have been getting it. Your lawyer is finally working with myself and Heywood so what is the problem? Maybe a monkey bit you? I don't know are you suffering from ebola? If you wish our continued help please calm down.

We are ready to proceed, I am travelling to europe next weekend perhaps it would be better to continue this in person??

Please let me know

Ivor B Iggone

From Ivor to Global Securities & Trust Co.

Hi Mr Ed,

Thank you for your email, please inform me on how we may continue.

Ivoe B Iggone

From Heywood to Mrs. Abacha

Dear Mariam,

What it is sister Abacha? I'm good. Thank you for your concern about my incident at Hammer's "Will Rap 4 Food" benefit. I was away for the last couple of days on vacation. Mr. Ivor was also gone at a convention. I have not spoken to him yet. We are going to go have lunch tomorrow and go see "Gigli." We will discuss this business matter then and Ivor can get me up to speed. I'm sure he has been contacted by the security company.

You mentioned the NATIONAL DRUG LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY(NDLEA). Sister Abacha, I'm on parole and I feel we do our best to leave the law out of this. At least don't mention my name to any po-po's. I would hate to pull a 187 if you know what I mean. A lot of law officers want to see a man like me go down.

I understand you and your children are suffering. I see it every day in the streets. Baby mama drama. Babies baby mama drama. I see it all and it makes me sad. How many kids you got? Can you send a picture of yourself and the kids? I would like to know what you all look like.

Talk to you soon.

Heywood Jablome

"Body Massage. Who wants a body massage? Mr. Body Massage Machine."

From Mrs. Abacha to Heywood

Dear Mr.Heywood Jablome

I am happy to receive your mail,and i want to assure you that i shall send my picture to you as soon as i am able to put my Scanning machine in order,you know that i have denied the right to phone and fax lines by the Government,to aviod me making contact to my friend outside.

Barrister James, told me that everything about the progress of this transaction is in you and your friends hand,so please hurry up the Lawyer and what ever he ask you to do so as to enable him complete the remanining things to be done,he also told me that he is looking for where to get the Loan to be able to pay for the shipment fee charged by the security company to shipped to Box from here.

Is Mr.Ivor back from his conference? And why is it that you refuse to call the Lawyer? or give him your phone?

I want to hear from now.

Regards,
Mariam.

From Barrister James to Ivor

Tel:234-803-332-8501.

Attn:Mr.Ivor B.Iggone.

Thanks for the mail you forwarded to me,from the security company,I belief this will tell you that i am just a Lawyer but a serious one.Now that you have being informed about the approval of the consignment by the Security company.

As i said earlier in my last mail to you,i am requesting for your PHONE NUMBER you can call me with my phine line.Every documents is ready which i shall forward to you for the claim of this fund as the Owner/Beneficiary.You have also being given all the necessary Codes/numbers to the Box by the security company.

Immediately you call me or give you phone number so that we talk one on one, i shall send all the legal documents to you.

CALL ME NOW OR GIVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER.

Awaits for your urgent call today.

Barr.James.

From Ivor to Barrister James

Hey Okey

You needs to be chillin man, doncha be getting yourself all hairyated I knows you are a serious one, of that I has no doubt.
Why would you be wanting my phone number man? this is the 21st century we use email and that is sound man.

I am travelling to europe shortly so please let me know what needs to happen to finalise me getting my money.

Respek

Ivor

From Ivor to Global Securities & Trust Co.

Dear Joseph

Why is it being shipped to holland? I am not in holland

What fees are you talking about man?

Please let me know what is needed to get this business over with.. that poor woman is constantly being molested and it's doing her no good whatsoever.

Ivor B Iggone

From Mrs. Abacha to Heywood

Dear Mr.Ivor B Iggone.

I got your mail but i am confuse about it because was addressed to to DEAR MR.JOSEPH,or are you trying to copy it to me? or what.i don't understand.

Please explain,and why you refuse to call the Barrister James on the phone or give him your phone number for him to call you,he express his felling. Please for the sake of me and my children try and o everything possible to get this fund out for us.

I hope to hear from you soon.

Regards,

Mariam

From Ivor to Mrs. Abacha

Dear Miriam,

This message was sent to GLOBAL SECURITIES & TRUST COMPANY in response to their email.

How the bloody hell did you get it? are you working for them? are you reading their emails?

I have contacted your lawyer at the same time I sent this message to the security company, he has not replied yet

Ivor

From Heywood to Mrs. Abacha

Dear Mariam,

Thank you for your email. I am looking forward to seeing your photo. Please get that scanning machine fixed. I bet you look fine as a hell.

I spoke to Ivor today and he said he contacted you, your lawyer, and the security company. Ivor thinks your lawyer is half retarded, and that's the good half Mariam.

Now on a more serious issue. Do you date black men? I sent you my picture and as you know, I'm a black man. I'm single and I know you are too. The world is such a hard place for a woman with children and I was wondering if you'd like to go on a date. I'm in a woman stage right now and I want to strike while the iron is hot. If you don't date black guys, I think you should at least give me a try. You know what they say, "once you go black, you go see star wars attack ... of the clones."

Let me know.

Heywood Joblome Mariam... Take care.

"Body Massage. Who wants a body massage? Mr. Body Massage Machine."

From Mrs. Abacha to Heywood

Dear Mr.

Thanks for your mail,i understand all you said but i think there is more time to talk about dating for now,please know the most important now is my present predicament,i am suffering with my children here in this ever since i lost my Husband whom was the former President of this country.

Secondly, i can not be able to travel of this country for now because i am still under sourvallance of the federal government,so that most important for me now is to make sure that this fund is sent out for you people to safe keep it for me.

The Lawyer is very much okay, and has being working with my Husband for so many years,Well this is to information you and Mr.Ivor,that the Lawyer told me that he is going to the Security company today to make the payment fee of US$25,000
for the shipment of the two BOXES containing the fund,to as to enable the security company go ahead with the shipping of the consignment to there oversea office in Holland.

Finally, he instructed that i should please tell you and Mr.Ivor to stop telling the security company that the content of the boxes are MONEY,just to aviod diverting the boxes to another place unknown.(for security reasons).

May be he will be inform you about the shipment today.

Regards,

Mariam.

Ebola Monkey Note: Oh come on! There is always time to talk about dating and body massages.

From Ivor to Mrs. Abacha

Dear Miriam

I got your email and everything was understood to be as clear as mud. Miriam I find it slight disturbing that you are wanting to date my man Heywood, I mean dear god your husband was just tortured, strangled and decapitated, is that the correct behaviour for a widow? I bloody well think not.

I am quite shocked that you waould want to date anyone after all the molestation you are having, I guess things are different for you.

Miriam you are not allowed to leave your country? how about if I sent my man Heywood in with a small team to extract you? I know he can do this without anyone knowing anything and he wouldn't leave any traces. He also looks good in black. I propose you let him know when you can be ready to be taken out, the quicker the better I believe.

If you do not trust the security company why are you using them?

Regards

Ivor Biggone

From Heywood to Mrs. Abacha

Dear Mariam,

Ivor is right. Maybe we should concentrate on getting you out of there. There is something that Mr. Ivor did not mention to you. I use to be part of a special forces team of GI's. Yeah, that's right, a special forces unit. I was working as a bouncer to earn money to attend Escoffier School in France when an army recruiter convinced me that the army could train me to be a chef. The recruiters name was GI Joe. We fought mainly behind the scenes in places like Panama, Iran, various South American locations, and Canton, OH. My code name was Roadblock.

Now I know what you are thinking; How can he rescue me if he was only a chef? Well, although I enlisted in the army to became a chef, I transferred to the heavy weapons division when I saw what was on the menu. I compared cooking to setting up my machine gun. It's like baking a cake, except instead of stacking layers, I'm stacking heavy weaponry. I became qualified in heavy machinery such as the M-2 Browning .50 cal.; Heavy Machine Gun; all Warsaw Pact Heavy MGs; M-16; M-1911A1 Auto Pistol. A .50 cal. Browning weighs 84 pounds. Add fifty pounds for the ammo--that's about 134 pounds of steel generating 2930 f.p.s. in muzzle velocity at a cyclic rate of 550 r.p.m. Anybody who can handle that doesn't need a machine gun to keep me away!

Anyways, I still have contact with many of the men from the GI Joe division (Duke, Crazylegs, Wet-Suit, Scarlett, Snowjob, Snake Eyes, and Tripwire). We could come there and get you and your family out of Africa (like the movie?). We are good at that sort of thing. Please let me know, because knowing is half the battle.

I will alert the team to stay on standby and wait for your word. I'm glad Ivor thought about this as it never crossed my mind.

Heywood Jablome

"Body Massage. Who wants a body massage? Mr. Body Massage Machine."

Ebola Monkey Note: I hope she doesn't watch the GI Joe cartoon. Gooooooooo Joe!

From Mrs. Abacha to Heywood

Dear Mr.Heywood Jablome.

Thanks for all your suggestion,i think we can do that after you Mr.Ivor might have cleared the fund from the security company.Please i don't want to develop BP for now my only hope lies in this fund,i want to know when Mr.Ivor will be
leaving for Europe to go and get this fund out for me,to aviod the security company overthere having a suspect mind of opening the BOXES, ofcourse you know what will happen to the fund,Because they are not aware of the content of the BOXES, and it will very bad for mw if anything happens to that fund.

Please let you and your friend Mr.Ivor Concentrate on how to receive the boxes(fund)i was told by Barrister James that the Security company beshipping the consignment today.

Help me to achieve this success first before taking me out of this country if your can, i will appreciate, but if please don't put your self in trouble just because of me,just you getting arrested by the Government.

Please i am really suffering i need to get this money for my life to be totally restored.

Regards,

Mariam.

Ebola Monkey Note: Well, she's never seen GI Joe. She doesn't want to develope BP???? Batting Practice??????

From Mrs. Abacha to Ivor

Dear Mr.Ivor B. Iggone

Thanks for your urgent response,i quiet appreciate your effort in assisting me and the same simpathazing with me, but i understand the intention of your friend Mr.Heywood Joblome,may be he thinks that i am a little girl, rather i was humiliated by the Government after my husband was killed my them. So all i needed from you is to assist me in getting this fund out from the
security company which i was told today that the Lawyer already for the shipment cost.

I have attachment a picture of myself and Late Husband whom was the former President of this country.

Finally, note that i am not alittle to bring myself so low to dating your friend,if you willing to assist me please just do that get the share of 30% i promised you. You also told me the story of your late wife, and i thought you could feel the same way i am feeling, only for young friend to telling the kind of story he suppose the little on the street,I am woman with children not
because things were turn arround agsinst us after all i was'nt beging money from you or him,rather an assistant to help get the one i have out of the security company.

Please tell him ,for the reason that that things were turn around against me and mt children does'nt mean that i don't know myself any more. Just tell me when you are travelling to go and pick up the fund,since the Lawyer has manage to come with the shipment fee.

If really you have the love of God in your heart as promised to me before,kindly assist me. And please the idea of your friend coming to this country to take me out,won't work i know that very this country has a very strong security network,but if you insist i may prefer you and not your friend,tell him that i am a Woman and not a Girl.

I hope to hear from you.

Regards,

Mrs.Mariam.

Ebola Monkey Note: OK, stop the tape. Did she just say that she wouldn't date me? Now it's on. I'm going to make her love me. On a side note, there was no picture attached.

From Ivor to Mrs. Abacha

There is no picture? nor is there a spoon?

Ivor

From Ivor to Mrs. Abacha

Miriam, you are welcome for the suggestion that you should be taken out and maybe one day you will be.

I intend to leave this weekend or early next week at the latest ,so to that end I need you to arrange for someone to meet myself & heywood at the airport, I will bring plenty of money with me to clear up any loose ends.

Miriam & James - this is important - Please arrange for someone to meet us at the airport

Also so that we know we are going to be meeting please arrange for them to hold up a sign with both of our names on it.

You know it would be an idea to send us a picture of the person meeting us holding up the sign which must say

Ivor B Iggone
and
Heywood Jablome

Heywood will inform you of the flight details once we both receive this picture.

Remember I will be carrying a large quantity of US dollars to complete this transaction and tie up any loose ends, so the above must be carried out as soon as possible.

Regards

Ivor

From Mrs. Abacha to Ivor

Dear MR.Ivor B Iggone.

Please can you explain yourself better because,i don't understand what you are trying to say.

EXPLAIN YOURSELF VERY FOR MY UNDERSTANDING.

Regards,
Mariam.

From Ivor to Mrs. Abacha

Miriam it is quite easy.

Myself & Heywood will be flying over to arrange payments and collect the money

We need to be met at the airport

To ensure security we require a picture of the person who is to meet us with a sign saying the following

Ivor B Iggone and Heywood Jablome

Heywood will inform you of the flight details once we both receive this picture.

Remember I will be carrying a large quantity of US dollars to complete this transaction and tie up any loose ends, so the above must be carried out as soon as possible.

Regards

Ivor

From Global Securities & Trust Co. to Ivor CC to Heywood

GLOBAL DIPLOMATIC EXPRESS COURIER SERVICES.
COURIER DEPARTMENT.
PLOT #33 Fadu Ave,IKOYI,LAGOS.
Tel:234-80-33322-110.
E-MAIL:-global_securities_co@diplomats.com .

Attention: Mr.Ivor B Iggone.

This is to bring to your knowledge that your consignment box with the Secret Codes below has been shipped to our European Office which is in Holland this morning.

LUGGAGE BOX No:MSTI/XXC/009876/02
SECRET CODE NO:GDST/440/X2Q
SORT CODE NO:FMJ/2003/990-29 .

You are hereby advice to contact the Director of our European Office,with the following contact informtaion for the immediate release of your consignment.

Dr. George Dangote,
Director
GLOBAL SECURITIES & TRUST COMPANY
AMSTERDAM,HOLLAND
TEL:31-61-391-0076.

Quoting all the secret code numbers for easy identification of claim,with all the necessary documents as a proof of ownership,shall be demanded from you before your consignment shall be release to you.

Better be inform,and feel free to contact our European office by tomorrow to confirm the arrival of your consignment.

Sinercely,

Mr.Adex Williams,

Manager.

CC:MR.HEYWOOD JABLOME.

From Mrs. Abacha to Ivor

Dear Mr.Ivor Biggone.

I am very happy that the consignment has being shipped to Holland safely,well i just received all the shipping documents from the Lawyer,i don't know if he has sent it to you? but if not,Please take your time to VIEW all the paperowrks(documents)and contact the office immediately.

I sahll be waiting to hear from you soon.

Regards,

Mariam.

From Mrs. Abacha to Ivor

Dear Mr.Ivor Biggone.

PLEASE VIEW THE LAST DOCUMENT.

I sahll be waiting to hear from you soon.

Regards,

Mariam.

From Global Securities & Trust Co. to Ivor

GLOBAL DIPLOMATIC EXPRESS COURIER SERVICES.
COURIER DEPARTMENT.
PLOT #33 Fadu Ave,IKOYI,LAGOS.
Tel:234-80-33322-110.
E-MAIL:-global_securities_co@diplomats.com .

Attention: Mr.Ivor B Iggone

Kindly download all this documents attached for the claim of your consignment shipped to day to our European office in Holland.

I hereby attached three documents first while the remaning will come after this once.

Wish good luck.

Mr.Adex Williams.

Manager.

Ebola Monkey Note: Once again, three attachments came with this email but they wouldn't open.

From Global Securities & Trust Co. to Ivor

GLOBAL DIPLOMATIC EXPRESS COURIER SERVICES.
COURIER DEPARTMENT.
PLOT #33 Fadu Ave,IKOYI,LAGOS.
Tel:234-80-33322-110.
E-MAIL:-global_securities_co@diplomats.com .

Attention: Mr.Ivor B Iggone

Kindly download all this documents attached for the claim of your consignment shipped to day to our European office in Holland.

I hereby attached THE LAST documents .

Wish good luck.

Mr.Adex Williams.

Manager.

Ebola Monkey Note: Guess what? One attachment came with this email and it wouldn't open. At least they are consistent.

From Heywood to Mrs. Abacha

Hey baby,

It's the one who needs no introduction. As soon as this fund is cleared, I will come get you. Mr. Ivor says you will be sending us a picture of the person who is going to meet us at the airport. He also instructed that in this picture, the person will be holding a sign with both "Ivor B Iggone and Heywood Jablome" on it. This is a security measure that Mr. Ivor always demands. I will give you the flight info when I receive the photo. You can never be to safe when traveling with that much money.

Yeah, I can't wait to meet you. I'm just sitting here listening to my Barry White, Luther Vandross, James Engrim, Freddy Jackson and Captain and Tennille albums. They relax me. Yeah... "You are my lady, your everything I need and more." Show you right. Lots of babies made to this music. What type of music do you listen to? You never answered my question: Do you date black guys?

Please send the photo and let me know.

Heywood Jablome

"Body Massage. Who wants a body massage? Mr. Body Massage Machine."

From Mrs. Abacha to Heywood

Dear Mr.Heywood Jablome.

Thanks for your mail, but i am the one to tell you who to meet with you at the AIRPORT but you have to contact the security company office in Holland to know all these and not fron a poor widow like who know nothing about this before,but if not for the death of my husband.

Please all i am after, is for you and your friend to assist me get this fund out from the security company in Holland,i have not been to Holland before in my life,i don't know anybody there or from the security company in Hollandneither do i have anybody pictures with me,so please do call or email the Security company in Holland for more direction on how to meet with them for the clearance of the fund.But please note that staff over there don't know that the content of the box is money,please note,until you get there,to aviod them opening the box before you get there.

I am so much worried,my children are suffering.

Mrs.Maraima.

From Ivor to Global Securities & Trust Co.

Attention Dr Dangolies

I have been asked to contact you and supply you with secret codes, this I will do once I have received a response to this email.

Ivor B Iggone

From Ivor to Mrs. Abacha CC to Barrister James

Miriam & James

What is the holdup? Myself & Heywood are waiting to book flights to come out and help you.

Please have whoever is going to meet us contact us as soon as possible.
I Have a suitcase full of money ready to bring over to take care of any fees and I do not like having it sitting around.

I have attached a picture (please excuse the quality as its from a webcam) to show you that I am serious and wanting to help get this over with.

Please get a move on and have someone contact us.

Ivor

From Barrister James to Ivor

Subject: I HOPE YOU ARE NOT JOKING WITH THIS TRANSACTION?

From: Barrister James A.Okey,

Attn: Ivor B. Iggone"

Please i don;t know if you are serious to help this woman? but if you do care to assist her,you have the contact information of the security company in the Europe you contact to ask them whatever question you feel like,but if not so kindly tell the woman to look for another person is not too late to make to change now.

I am sick and tired of all this,I am pitying the Mariam, because if not for her i don't think i would have had anything to do with you.

By the way what kind of duty picture did you sent to me?and who ask you to bring or pay money?after all i was the one who paid for the shipment fee.

Kindly state your interest in this transaction,and stop wasting my time precious time which i supoose to use in attending to other peoples case in the court.

Finally,I HOPE YOU ARE NOT JOKING WITH THIS TRANSACTION?

Barr.James.

From Ivor to Mrs. Abacha CC to Barrister James

ATTn Oakey,

I am sick and tired of YOU James you are a worthless jumped up no good narrow necked oned eyed son of a lebanese fuck pig, you are about as much use to anyone as a chocolate fireguard.

I told Miriam to FIRE YOU becuase you are WORTHLESS.

I sent a picture of the money I was going to be bringing over I offered to PAY YOUR EXPENSES you dickhead

If your time is so precious - stop being a fucking waste of space.

Miriam I suggest your fire that worthless monkey shagging piece of shit he knows as much about the law as a monkey infected with ebola>

Miriam if you want to continue SORT THIS OUT NOW.

Ivor

PS James next time you address me call me Mr Biggone god damnit. show some respect you git.

Ivor

From Heywood to Mrs. Abacha

Dear Mariama,

I noticed you added an "a" to your name in the last email. Are you Chinese? Mariama sounds very Asian to me. I love Asian girls. Anyways, don't worry baby, we are going to take care of you. Ivor is a very wealthy and generous man. He tamed me after all, the body massage machine.

So you say that Ivor has to ask the security company for the photo of the man holding the sign. I will let him know.

Mariama, tell your children not to suffer baby. Tell them their new daddy is going to come get them. You wait and see. Daddy Blome is on his way.

Heywood Jablome

"Body Massage. Who wants a body massage? Mr. Body Massage Machine."

From Mrs. Abacha to Ivor

Dear Mr.Ivor

Good morning and was your weekend?I can understand that you are having some problems wit my Lawyer,well you are free to contact me directly,but you know that i don't have right to visit the security company in case of any thing,but the Lawyer has the right to do so,or you can equally contact the security directly yourself.

Secondly,have you contacted the security on when you are coming over to Holland to pick up the consignment?and who to pick you up from the Airport,have you done that?if you have not,please better do so now,remember that i will not be happy if anything happy to the box in Holland.

Finally, try and contact the Holland office on how you can clear the consignment,I have heard what you said about Barrister James,i will tell her to stop contacting you from today.

I hope to hear from you soon.

Regards,

Mariam.

Ebola Monkey Note: Anyone notice she just called Barrister James a "her"?

From George Dangote to Ivor

Dear Mr.Iggone,

I am aware of the fact that you will be contacting me soon, as the officer incharge of this ongoing business transaction. As a matter of fact, i am expecting that you supply me all the necessary codes, to ensure accuracy and transparency. Once this is done, we can then now deal with you as the bonafide beneficiary of the ongoing. We will also let you know the modalities to follow to ensure that we close this transaction within the shortest possible time.

You can also call me on my direct line:+31630464964 or respond by means of e mail.

I await your reply.

Yours truly,
Dr. George Dangote.
Sitting for: Edwin U. Curry.
For:Global Diplomatic Security Company Amsterdam.

Ebola Monkey Note: Another contact! Mariam has more players involved in this scam than she knows what to do with.

From Ivor to George Dangote

Dear George,

Thank you for contacting me, to prove YOU are who you say you are please supply me with a photo of you or a staff member holding a sign with the following 2 names on exactly as shown.

Ivor B Iggone
and
Heywood Jablome

Once I receive this I will give you the codes as I will then know you are genuine man and will continue to do business honorably.

Regards

Ivor B Iggone

From Barrister James to Ivor

Subject: Thanks for the insult

Attn:Mr.Ivor.

Thanks for your insult,i know all your plan to move me out of the way so that you can have you plan achieved,I have explained tings to Mariam but she refused to understand what i trying to say,i hope you not cheat her when you get to Holland to collect this fund.

Thank for distroying my relationship wit my client.

Barr.James

Phoenix Note: Oh dear, the lawyer got fired? oh what a shame....

Ebola Monkey Note: Indeed. We will all miss Barrister James.

From Ivor to Barrister James

James,

You have just proven that you are a complete waste of breathable air, I instructed you not to contact me unless you addressed me correctly. To you my name is Mr Biggone.

You are welcome for the insults, please let me know if you require anymore, as it seems I have an abundance of them and will freely pass them on to you.

Why would Mariam be cheated James? she is not the one travelling to a foreign country with a large sum of money is she?


Once again you are welcome.

Mr Biggone

From Ivor to Mrs. Abacha

Dear Mariam

My weekend was positively enlightening, how about you?

I have no problem with your lawyer, he apparently had a problem doing his duty correctly, but no matter.

Yes, I have contacted the security company and I am awaiting a response from them.

Ivor

From Mrs. Abacha to Ivor

Dear Mr Biggone.

Please make me to be happy and put smile again in my face,i shall be very glad to hear that everything is okay.

I want to say a very big thanks for your effort so far,and all your plan of taking me out of the this to aviod more suffering, i really appreicate all.May God in Heaven bless you real good.

Regards,

Mrs.Mariam Abacha.

From Ivor to Mrs. Abacha

Miriam,

You may call me Ivor, no need to be so formal, everything is fine I hope, I am still waiting on a response from the security company though.

Your welcome and I am sure anyone would be more than willing to take you out permanently, what do you think Heywood?

Regards

Ivor

Phoenix Note: I'm glad shes happy that we want her taken out ;)

From Barrister James to Ivor

From : Barrister James A.Okey,

Tel:234-803-332-8501.

Attn:Mr Biggone.

Thanks for all your insult again,you can go ahead and say whatever you like,is not your fault.

Because of you my client has told me not to go ahead with this transaction and wish both you well,but let me leave my life peacefully.

Barr.James.

Ebola Monkey Man: Somebody is bitter.

From Ivor to Barrister James

Ahhh James

Thank you at last for showing the respect I deserve, you know James if you had responded so promptly in the first place all of this could have been over with now.

Your client is now proceeding without your assistance that is correct, we have arranged to help her another way.

Ivor

From Mrs. Abacha to Ivor

Ivor

Thanks for your correction,your mail was understood,but you will know how far i have suffered greatly in humiliation from people in my country,i strongly believethat everything will be okay when you collectthis fund.

Please i will know which of the security company office do you contacted if the head office here or the Holland branch office where the consignment is lying?please let me know, i am very worried i would'nt want anything to happen to this fund,or else my family will suffer more.

Please answer my question,and keep reaching them until the consignment is cleared.

Have a nice day.my warm regard to Heywood.

Mariam.

From Mrs. Abacha to Ivor

Dear Ivor

Thanks for updating me,but please contacting them,you know i am really facing hell here,if possible after this transactioni will you to come and visit this country and see where the Government of this country kept me and my family.

Please try and do something very fast.

From Ivor to Mrs. Abacha

Mariam.

I have tried to contact them again today but have not gotten a response.

I guess they do not want me to bring my money over & help you.

Perhaps I should take my money elsewhere?

I am starting to lose interest in this and do not think you are serious anymore, I offered to fly over with a suitcase of money to pay whatever fees were necessary to help you and yet no one wants to communicate.

This seems a little strange to me. I will take this up with Heywood and see if we wish to continue as you are not prepared to do anything to convince us you are genuine.

Ivor

From Mrs. Abacha to Ivor

Dear Ivor

Please be patient with me you know that i am the course,please why don;t you call the Holland office instead of mailing them?so that you may speak with someone.

I have not been seeing Barrister James ever since he had that little misunderstanding with you,so that he will go to the security company here to confirm what is really happening.

Please try and call the Holland security company since that is the place where the consignment is now.

I am very worried with this development because i would'nt be alive to see anything happen to this fund or else i will kill myself.

Mariam

From Ivor to Mrs. Abacha

Miriam

I have been extremely patient with you, I have tried calling the holland office but they simply do not answe why don't you have them contact me?

If you decide to kill yourself is it possible for you to video this?

Just a thought

Ivor

From Mrs. Abacha to Ivor

Dear Ivor.

I would have like them to contact you either, but it's so unfortunate that i don't have they contact information,i have not been to Holland beofre in my whole life even when my husband was the president i have not don't that,I have only been to U.S,U.K,SWISS e.t.c.

So please do not aboundon this for me alone,you know that,your name was used as the Beneficiary of the consignment then if you refuse to assist me again,how will i be able to get the consignment already i have handed everything to you as the owner??.

Please be patient,who knows there may be on holidays,but please for the sake of God don't leave me alone especially now that i need you most.

You said i sould'nt think of killing myself,why don't i think so,since suffering has become the buiness of the day in my family.

Mariam.

Ebola Monkey Note: Unfortunately, we never heard anything more from Mariam. I guess Heywood Jablome (Road Block) was too much for her. As time passed, I decided to give it another shot.

From Heywood to Mrs. Abacha

Mariam,

I don't know if you remember me but my name is Hewood Jablome. I use to be Ivor B. Iggone personal man servant. I am no longer working for Mr. Iggone as he is the devil's helper. I wanted to reach out to you and see if you still needed help. I could use the money so please, if the transaction hasn't been completed, let me know.

Thanks,

Hewood Jablome

"Body Massage. Who wants a body massage? Mr. Body Massage Machine."

From Heywood to Mrs. Abacha

Mariam,

You better answer me girl! Don't make me get midevil on your ass. So help me God, I will round up my men from the GI Joe Platoon and we will find you. All I want is a shot at this money and I will do whatever it takes. I will pay the fees, fly to any country, massage your feet. WHATEVER IT TAKES.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Heywood Jablome


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