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Here’s a MUGU who replied to me after I called him a scammer and told him to fuck off!

 

Dr. Demola Sogunle to Dylan McKay 12/29/03:

 

Dear Partner

I am Dr. Demola Sogunle, The Head of Treasury and Financial Services

under the management of  Investment Banking & Trust Co.(IBTC) here in

Nigeria Our firm is a security company of high repute with years of

outstanding service to the People of Nigeria and Africa.

 

I have decided to contact you through this medium based on business

proposal that will be of mutual benefit to both of us. I have not

discussed this transaction with anybody because it is of top secret.

To be explicit and straight to the point. Some time early 1997, a

reputable client of ours deposited a consignment in our company's vault for

safe keeping. And since then our client has failed to come forward to

claim his consignment, which has accumulated a considerable amount

of money in demurrage. Consequently, in our bid to contact this client

to redeem the demurrage which his consignment had accumulated we

discovered that our client is dead.

 

Since the death of our client who happens to be the late President of

the former republic of Zaire –(Chief President Mobutu Sesse seko), none

of his benefactors has come forward to claim the consignment with us,

which means that none of his relatives or aids had any knowledge of this

consignment. Hence out of curiosity I decided to secretly open the two

boxes that our client deposited in our vault. And to my surprise I

discovered that the two boxes that were registered as family treasures by

our client actually contained a considerable amount of money in United

States Dollars amounting to about US$15million.

 

Since this development, I have been nursing plans secretly. I also

found out from enquiries and the foreign media that our late client

siphoned a lot of money from his country while he

was in office as head of state. It is my conviction that the

consignment in our vault was part of the money that our client siphoned, and now

that he is dead there is no trace to this

money in our care. I am now soliciting your noble assistance to assist

me in transferring this money out of Nigeria to your country for

immediate investment with your assistance. I have also decided that you will

generously be entitled to 15% of the total amount. Upon my

receipt of your reply confirming your willingness to assist me on this

transaction, I will immediately arrange and transfer all the rights of

ownership of this consignment to your name to facilitate your easy

clearance and transfer of the complete funds to your country.

 

Secondly, I will arrange for the consignment already labelled as family

treasure to be lifted by diplomatic means to our company's

correspondence in Abroad or to any corresponding office near you, where I will meet

with you. You have nothing to worry about, as I will be

there to assist you in anyway necessary with all proper documentation.

This transaction is 100% risk free. Please maintain absolute

confidentiality on this matter. Please reply to the above

 

email address or call me immediately upon the receipt of this letter.

Tell:234+803+570+1989

 

Thanks.

Dr.Demola.

NB: Kindly reply through my secured email add: dr_demola200@gawab.com

 

 

I was angling for a picture with a sign that said “MUGU” on it, hence the company name at the bottom.

Dylan McKay to Demola Sogunle 12/29/03:

 

Dr Demola,

 

I am in receipt of your message. I am interested in

your offer. Please send me details as to how we can

proceed with this transaction.

 

Sincerely,

Dylan McKay

McKay,Underwood,Grant&Upshaw Inc.

 

 

Dylan McKay to Demola Sogunle 1/03/04:

 

I am still interested in your proposal. Please email

me with details.

 

Sincerely,

Dylan McKay

 

By this point, I haven’t heard jack from him, so I figure to cut bait on this one.

 

Dylan McKay to Demola Sogunle 1/11/04:

 

Fuck you!

 

Ignore me, how dare you!

 

You're the worst scammer EVER!

 

Dylan McKay

 

 

Holy Shit! The MUGU actually responds to this!

 

Demola Sogunle to Dylan McKay 1/13/04:

 

Dear Friend,

 I,am so sorry for the late respond,i was not feeling too fine thruogh out the festive period i was in the hospital.is that why you were insulting me,he was not my fault.

 

Please if you are still intreasted let me know am back to my feet now.

please dont used that word again scammer is not good.

 

Once again thank you for writting

 

From

Dr.Demola

 

 

How do I explain my profanity laced tirade? See below!

 

Dylan McKay to Demola Sogunle 1/14/04:

 

My Dear Dr. Demola,

 

I have not heard back from you yet. Please let me

apologize again. I spoke to my doctor, and he said I

should have my pills tomorrow and I won't swear at

people in my emails. If you feel bad, think how my

poor mother feels! I called her a cuntlicking

dildohead in my last email, and she still won't talk

to me! Basically, I wanted to say that I hope my

disability....BALLSWEAT!.....won't dissuade you from

working with me on this transaction BUNGHOLE SURFER!

 

Sorry, another attack. Being a doctor, you probably

know about this condition, so I'm hoping you

understand DICKNOSE my situation.

 

Anyway, please let me know how we can proceed, as the

money I'll be getting will set me up in pills for

years to come!

 

Sincerely,

Dylan McKay

 

Demola Sogunle to Dylan McKay 1/15/04:

 

Dear Dylan McKay,

 

Thank you very much for your reply. I am glad that you are willing to work with me on this project. However, before proceeding to give you details of the project and the modalities for its conclusion, it is pertinent to address a very important issue, which if not properly tackled, could cause an impediment to the progress of this transaction. This issue is confidentiality. I believe that its importance cannot be overemphasised, taking into consideration the very nature of this transaction. Very many people in my country and I'm sure also in yours, will do a lot of things to get their hands on the kind of money I are talking about so we must exercise all forms of caution.

 

As the Head of Treasury and Financial Services and also directly responsible for overseeing the liability side of IBTC's balance sheet and Foreign Exchange trading and the Money Market desk, for the sake of my personality and position in the society this transaction has to be kept strictly confidential to avoid failure and other unforeseen circumstances. I hereby reassure you as the originators of the pending project that if you follow my instructions religiously, accordingly and promptly, the project will be 100% completed in at most 3 to 5 banking days from the receipt of your requirements.Under my perfected modalities for a prompt finalisation of the project, it is absolutely risk-free and fail-proof. I realise the necessity of confidence and trust as reposed on us as partners, being necessary for building the solidarity disposition to be maintained by me in the furtherance of the prompt realisation of my desire. In total recognition of this spirit, I guarantee to you, that neither your interest nor that of your company will be brought to odiom by reason of this project. You can count absolutely on this as I will not let you down. You have to also understand that from my own end, I do not also know you and Iam relying on the good judgement of your referee.

 

Notwithstanding my trust in your recommendation, I am aware that the sum of money we are talking about can make many a man behave in a manner he is not usually associated with. You can therefore understand that both parties involved in this are

depending mainly on faith. In these days and times this is rather insubstantial but, my friend, I have no choice. I am ready to take the risk, as I believe it is worth it. To meet with the total guarantee given above, it is absolutely essential for us to officialise the process of the funds transfer. Let me assure you that this transaction will be carried out in full observance of the law and in accordance with Investment Trust bank general procedures and Nigerian Financial regulations. Inorder for me to officialise the process, I have enclosed a text application form below this mail that you are to fill and sign and send back immediately via my America Internet Based Fax number: 1-425-984-1367 or alternatively scan and send it via email  to enable me make application in your favour. By virtue of my  position(Head of Treasury and Financial Services ) it is ordinarily and exclusively my duty to validate outstanding deposit so you do not have to be worried over anything because all necessary measures have been mapped out. All that I request is for you to follow my instructions religiously and promptly. For the fear of taxation, I recommend that we use a very reliable bank which I will provide the information once I hear from you.

 

Upon receiving the bank details, you are to contact them and setup an account in your name with the bank. Once you set up the account and provide me with the account number and routing, I shall immediately effect the wire transfer of the total sum of US$15 Million United States Dollars to the account. From that account, you can now transfer the funds bit by bit to your nominated account either company accounts or personal as long as you assure me that you have total control over the account so that we do not have a problem once the funds have been transferred.

 

I will also arrange for all the paper work and also hire an attorney with the Federal Ministry of Justice down here as he will be representing you so that you can lay full claim of the funds as the next of kin.

 

Below are the following documents that needs to be prepared:

 

1.) The Change of Ownership Document

2.) Affidavit of Claim

3.) Engaged on the Notarization & Legalization of all relevant documents through the Ministry of Justice for Authentication.

 

The above documents will enable you secure the funds and thereafter, transfer and invest the fund into a proper secured investment in your country. Based on the above intention, I hereby propose the following conditions.

1.) You will provide a safe Bank account in your country where the money will be transferred into.

2.) You will be offered 25% for your participation of the total fund immediately after transfer as well as to offset any expenses that may arise during the course of this transaction.

4.) You will give me a letter of Guarantee to assure that my 75% share will be transferred into an account (which I will later open in the Bahamas) after funds have been confirmed in your account.

5.) You must maintain absolute confidentiality during and after the transaction.If you accept the above conditions, reply immediately to enable us proceed.Looking forward to your urgent reply.

 

Please also endeavour to call me UNFAILINGLY on my private phone number 234-803-570-1989 so that we can discuss further and clarify any gray area.

 

Regards,

Dr. Demola

 

 

SPECIMEN APPLICATION FORM

TO: THE HEAD OF TREASURY & FINANCIAL SERVICES

INVESTMENT BANKING & TRUST COMPANY (I.B.T.C)

WALTER CARRINGTON CRESCENT,

P. O. BOX 71707

VICTORIAL ISLAND-LAGOS,

NIGERIA.

 

ATTN: DR. DEMOLA SOGUNLE,

 

SIR,

 

RE: APPLICATION FOR IMMEDIATE FUNDS TRANSFER OF USD$15 MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS WITH DEPOSIT NO: 0111047889.

 

I TAKE THE LIBERTY TO SUBMIT TO YOU MY APPLICATION FOR IMMEDIATE WIRE TRANSFER OF MY OVERSEA PARTNER'S FUNDS DEPOSITED WITH

THIS BANK SINCE THE YEAR 1997 BEFORE HE MET HIS UNTIMELY DEATH. I HEREBY CLAIM THE BENEFICIARY OF THE FUNDS AS I AM THE ONLY

NEXT OF KIN TO HIS SUCCESSOR. BELOW IS MY FULL CONTACT DETAILS:

 

FULL NAME:..........................................................................................................

MAILING ADDRESS:..............................................................................................

.............................................................................................................................

TEL:......................................................................................................................

FAX:.....................................................................................................................

EMAIL:..................................................................................................................

BIOGRAPHY:........................................................................................................

............................................................................................................................

.............................................................................................................................

OCCUPATION:. .....................................................................................................

 

KINDLY INFORM ME OF ALL THE NECESSARY PROCESS FOR MY CLAIMS TO BE

APPROVED INORDER FOR ME TO EFFECT THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF

THE FUNDS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

 

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

SIGNATURE AND DATE

 

DylanMcKay to Demola Sogunle 1/16/04:

 

Okay Doc, here we go!

 

SPECIMEN APPLICATION FORM

TO: THE HEAD OF TREASURY & FINANCIAL SERVICES

INVESTMENT BANKING & TRUST COMPANY (I.B.T.C)

WALTER CARRINGTON CRESCENT,

P. O. BOX 71707

VICTORIAL ISLAND-LAGOS,

NIGERIA.

 

ATTN: DR. DEMOLA SOGUNLE,

 

SIR,

 

RE: APPLICATION FOR IMMEDIATE FUNDS TRANSFER OF USD$15

MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS WITH DEPOSIT NO:

0111047889.

 

I TAKE THE LIBERTY TO SUBMIT TO YOU MY APPLICATION FOR

IMMEDIATE WIRE TRANSFER OF MY OVERSEA PARTNER'S FUNDS

DEPOSITED WITH

THIS BANK SINCE THE YEAR 1997 BEFORE HE MET HIS

UNTIMELY DEATH. I HEREBY CLAIM THE BENEFICIARY OF THE

FUNDS AS I AM THE ONLY

NEXT OF KIN TO HIS SUCCESSOR. BELOW IS MY FULL CONTACT

DETAILS:

 

FULL NAME: Dylan Luke Perry McKay

ADDRESS:419 N. Alpine Dr. Beverly Hills, Ca. 90210

TEL:877-224-1484

FAX:877-572-8769

EMAIL:dmckay90210@yahoo.com

BIOGRAPHY:I am an independently wealthy young man

living in Beverly Hills,California.

OCCUPATION: Finding new and interewsting ways to spend

my money.

 

KINDLY INFORM ME OF ALL THE NECESSARY PROCESS FOR MY

CLAIMS TO BE

APPROVED INORDER FOR ME TO EFFECT THE IMMEDIATE

TRANSFER OF

THE FUNDS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

 

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

SIGNATURE AND DATE

Dylan McKay 1/16/2004

 

Sorry I can't fax it, my SCROTUMFACE! faxmachine is on

the fritz, and the software for my

COCKNOSE.....CUNTRAG! CUNTRAG! scanner crashed. I hope

this is sufficient BUTT PIRATE!

 

Again, my apologies for the profanity, my pills have

been delayed, and it's getting harder to control

myself.

 

Hope to hear from you soon,

Dylan McKay

 

 

Demola Sogunle to Dylan McKay 1/16/04:

 

Dear Dylan McKay,

 

I am in receipt of your mail and thanks for your response.However, I want you to understand in clear terms that both parties have to render financial support inorder for us to actualize this transaction because on my part as the originator of this transaction, I need to raise US$12,450 to secure all the necessary documentations like I did explain in my detailed mail, down here to give the funds transfer a legality. Due to the fact that I am a civil servant who is living on mixed income, it will be difficult for me to raise this amount but notwithstanding that, I am making plans to mortgage my home to raise the required amount before tuesday so that I can get all the necessary documents ready and also hire an attorney from the federal ministry of justice to represent you in person so that much questions would not be asked by my bank from your end. For us to achieve this goal of ours, you have to follow my instructions regiously and promptly so that we can actualize this funds as quickly as possible.

 

Now let me go down to the modalities of this transaction. I did receive the specimen application form you sent and I will first thing monday morning make the application in your name as the next of kin so that immediate approval can be granted for funds transfer of the US$15 Million, please note that you will have to make arrangements immediately to have fax or alternative get an efax account because that is the normal banking procedures to get in contact with you. What I was trying to explain to you on phone was that before this approval can be granted, there is an administrative charge of US$899 you will have to offset. The reason why I can not make this payment down here is because it will raise eye brow and also suspicion since I am making the application on your behalf you in my bank and that might jeopadise this dream of ours. So once you are contacted by my bank, do follow all instructions given so that approval can be granted.

 

 

Now that we are better aquitted with each other, you should scan and send me a copy of your international passport, as these the attorney repesenting you in the claims of the funds will use to arrange the documents needed for this transaction. Therefore, for us to commence action immediately on this project I will require a guarantee letter from you. This is to assure that you will keep to the terms of the agreement when the fund gets to your account. The guarantee letter you will have to re-type and duly signed by you and send back to me. The original copy you will hand over to me.

 

The text of the guarantee letter is as follows:

“I Mr. …………………………………of ……………………………(your address) do hereby give this letter of guarantee to Dr. Demola Sogunle of The Head of Treasury and Financial Services under the management of Investment Banking & Trust Co.(IBTC) Nigeria on the issue of US$15 million which I have agreed to change of ownership of account from the Mobutu Family name to my own name. I am entitled to 25% and another 5% of the total sum  is to cover the cost of my expenses during the course of this transaction. The rest 70% to be transferred to another account in the Bahamas. Furthermore, that I …………………………….(your name) will never lend any information relating to this fund to his home Government or any of their agents in such a way that may lead to the recovery of the fund from the Mobutu family.

 

As soon as I receive the Letter of Guarantee from you I will then forward to you the website of our correspondence bank in europe where you will setup and activate an account online or you can provide a safe account to receive the funds but I am afraid that due to your countries IRS and taxation, I will prefer us to use this corresponding bank in europe so that once the funds arrives the account, you can now start transferring the funds bit by bit to your designated account or Alternatively I can use a Diplomatic Courier means to get the fund as consignment to your address. so let me know which you will prefer so we can start arrangement asap.

 

I await your urgent and prompt response.

 

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation and have a nice day.

 

Dr. Demola.

 

Dylan McKay to Demola Sogunle 1/18/04:

 

My dear Dr. Sogunle,

 

You need $899 from me? I might be able to swing that,

but it means I'll have to wait to fill my prescription

(the pills for my condition are very expensive ANAL

PROBE!). I hope you can bear with the profanity until

we have concluded the PUBIC HAIR HEAD transaction.

 

As for the fax, just have the bank email me. Faxes are

so 20th century by now, I don't even think they sell

SAGGY TITS them anymore! Just tell the bank to email

me. I'm working on the scan for the NEEDLEDICK

passport, the software for mine is still down and the

DICKWEED support division has been no help so far. ASS

LICK,ASSLICK, TEA BAG MY BALLS!

 

I'm really sorry! I'm having a particularly bad attack

today.

 

By the way, here's the letter of guarantee:

 

?I Mr. Dylan McKay of 419 N. Alpine Dr. Beverly Hills,

Ca. 90210 USA, do hereby give this letter of guarantee

to Dr. Demola JISM MOPPER Sogunle of The DICK Head of

Treasury and Financial Services under the management

of Investment Banking & Trust Co.(IBTC) Nigeria on the

issue ASSLICK! ASSLICK!of US$15 million which I have

agreed to change of ownership of account from the

Mugutu Family name to my own name. I am entitled to

25% and another 5% of the total sum  is to cover the

cost of my expenses during the course of this

transaction. The rest 70% to be transferred to another

account in the Bahamas. Furthermore, that I, Dylan

COCK GOD McKay,  will never lend any SKANK CHEESE

information relating to this fund to his home

Government or any of their agents in such a way that

may lead to the recovery of the CUNTRAG fund from the

Mugutu family.?

 

I tried to ge tthrough it as best I could, but a few

profanities got through anyways.

 

Now, if I'm going to send you my passport photo and

$899, I need you to do something for me. Please send

me a photo of yourself, holding a sign saying "Dr.

DICKWEED Demola". This way we have trusting feelings

all the way around DICKLICKER.

 

I wait to hear more from you.

 

Dylan McKay

 

Dylan McKay to Demola Sogunle 1/19/04:

 

My Dear Dr. BUNGHOLE! Demola,

 

I have scanned my passport WRINKLED BOOBS and it is

attached to the email COCKNOSE!

 

We need to hurry this along CRAPMONGER. The Tourette's

syndrome is getting really bad CUNTLICK ASSMUNCH and I

really need my pills!

 

Don't forget to send the picture of you holding the

sign with your name "Dr. DICKNOSE Demola". I'll need

it before I can send the $899 BUKAKKE BOY!

 

Hope to hear from you soon,

Dylan

 

 

Isn’t that just a hideously bad job!J

 

Dylan McKay to Demola Sogunle 1/22/04:

 

My Dear Dr. BUNGHOLE! Demola,

 

I have scanned my passport WRINKLED BOOBS and it is

attached to the email COCKNOSE!

 

We need to hurry this along CRAPMONGER. The Tourette's

syndrome is getting really bad CUNTLICK ASSMUNCH and I

really need my pills!

 

Don't forget to send the picture of you holding the

sign with your name "Dr. DICKNOSE Demola". I'll need

it before I can send the $899 BUKAKKE BOY!

 

Hope to hear from you soon,

Dylan

 

 

Dylan McKay to Demola Sogunle 1/27/04:

 

Dr. FUCKWAD CUNTRAG Demola!

 

Where the fuck are you? What the fuck is going on

DICKHEAD BUTTPLUG? ASSLICK! ASSLICK! ANAL HUMPER! My

Tourette's is getting so bad tha they want to lock me

up BALLSACK LICKER!

 

If I don't hear form you in two days, I'm considering

you to have reneged on your word and take the $899 you

want and spend it on my drugs! FUCKWAD JIZM MOPPER!

 

Please write me back so we can conclude this lucrative

deal with all it's modalities.

 

Dylan

 

 

I don’t know if it was the hideously bad fake passport, or he just got tired of the abuse, but he stopped responding to me. I sent him one last love letter.

 

Dylan McKay to Demola Sogunle 1/29/04:

 

Hey Dr. MUGU FUCKRAG Demola,

 

You have to be the stupidest Nigerian 419 scammer Ihave ever met! I actually TOLD YOU OFF, and youactually replied to me! I hope all of your fellowscammers are laughing at you right now because you areso stupid to try and run your scam on someone whoknows you are a scammer!

 

I think you need to go to Nigerian 419 Scam school forsome remedial education. I hope they make you wear adunce cap that says "Stupid Mugu Faggot" on it, youare that stupid!

 

Don't worry, though, you are going to be famous! I amgoing to send all of our correspondence toebolamonkeyman.com and they will put it up on theirwebsite so all  the world can see that you are nothingmore than a stupid monkey fucking mugu bitch whodoesn't know his ass from a knothole in a tree!

 

I tell you what, I'll give you an opportunity to makea few bucks off me. If you'll send me a picture withyou holding a sign that says "I AM A STUPID MONKEYFUCKING MUGU", and I will send you $25 through WesternUnion. Let me know if you want to accept my generousoffer.

 

Fuck Off And Die,Dylan McKay

 

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