NIGERIAN 419 SCAM MAD LIB

(MR./MRS.)(NAME)
(OCCUPATION), Accounting Department.
(BANK, COUNTRY)

Dear (SIR/MAM),

I am (NAME - LAST, FIRST), the (OCCUPATION) in charge of Auditing and Accounting section of (BANK NAME) of (COUNTRY) with due respect and regards. I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction.

During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to (NAME) who died on (DATE) in a (FORM OF DEATH) and the fund has been dormant in his/her account with this bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation.

Although personally, I kept this information secret within myself to enable the whole (SINGULAR NOUN)s and idea be (ADVERB) and successful during the time of execution.

The said amount was USD$ (EXTREMELY HIGH NUMBER),(SPELL OUT NUMBER).  I am (ADJECTIVE) to say that with the introduction of internet and Website, I was opportune and (ADJECTIVE) to have come across your Contact through this satellite media. As it may Interest you to know, Meanwhile all the arrangement to put claim over this (NOUN) as the bonafide next of kin to the deceased, get the required approval and transfer this money to a foreign account has been put in place.

Directives and needed information will be (VERB) to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to (ADVERB) assist us and also benefit your self through this (ADJECTIVE) business opportunity.

In fact I could have done this deal alone but because Of my position in this country as a civil servant, we are not allowed to (VERB) a foreign account, this is the actual reason why it will require a (NOUN) Or (NOUN) who will forward claims as the next of kin. With affidavit of trust to this bank and also Present a foreign account where he will need the money to be retransfer into. I will not fail to (VERB) you that this transaction is 100% (ADJECTIVE).

On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to (NUMBER LESS THAN 20%) of the total Sum as gratification, while (NUMBER LESS THAN 5%) will be set aside upon conclusion, to take care of expenses that may arise during the time Of transfer both local and international like (NOUN), (PLURAL NOUN), e.t.c, while (PERCENTAGE) will be for me and my partner.

Please, you have been advised to keep very confidential as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after I conclude this (ADJECTIVE) deal with you. I will be (VERB) the whole situation here in this bank until you confirm the money in your account and ask us to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages indicated and to discuss (ADJECTIVE) investment opportunities, either in your country or any country you (ADVERB)(VERB) us to invest in.

All other necessary information will be sent to you When I hear from you. I suggest you get back to me on my private e-mail address: (YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS) as Soon as possible stating your wish in this deal.

Yours (ADVERB),

(FULL NAME - LAST, MIDDLE, FIRST)

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