From the office of:MALLAM ADAMU CIROMA to Peter North (Original email) Nov. 20

Private EMAIL :adamu.ciroma@financier.com
ATTN:BENEFICIALY CONTRACTOR

NOTE: THE INFORMATION IN THIS MESSAGE AND IN ANY ATTACHMENTS,CONTAINSCONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION AND IS INTENDED SOLELY FOR THEATTENTION AND USE OF THE NAMED ADDRESSEE (S). IT MUST NOT BE DISCLOSED TO ANY PERSON(S) WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION. IF YOU ARE NOT THE INTENDED RECIPIENT, OR A PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR DELIVERING IT TO THE INTENDED RECIPIENT, YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO AND MUST NOT DISCLOSE,COPY,DISTRIBUTE,OR RETAIN THIS MESSAGE OR ANY PART OF IT.

UNPAID CONTRACT SUM

After waiting to hear from you or your Nigeria partners for a long time now, I decided to make this direct approach to you in other not to let it be as if I have anything in mind against you. I do not know if you have asked yourself why each time the release of these fund is approved, all of a sudden, the payment will be stopped or one problem or the other will come up. If you have asked this question or you do not know, this is an opportunity for me to tell you. Some time ago, your Nigerian friend I mean the people that introduced you to the project approached me through my dear Wife who works withthe federal Ministry of Finance and requested me to assist them conclude a money transfer deal they had with you, they requested me to assist them by removing the original contractors name, companys name and bank particulars from Central bank of Nigeria (CBN) vetting computer and replacing them with your name and your bank details in order to make you appear as the rightful beneficiary of this funds. I agreed on condition that they will pay me $100,000 as soon as your name appears as the beneficiary.I did as agreed and demanded to be paid but your friends started telling me stories.They even told me that you promise to send money to me. Do you know that up till now, I have not received a single cent from them and have not set my eyes on any of them. Based on their attitude, I decided to stop the funds release movementbecause I cannot be denied of my right in my own office consideringthe risk as it might affect my job. Secondly, I know the source of the funds and you did not execute any contract in Nigeria, although Iam the only person privileged to know this information and it is a fact. Why I am making this clear to you is that I can see that youare still making efforts spending money in order to conclude this project. Now I am ready to forget the past, I do not need the$100,000 any longer from you but a share of 25% of the total sum. I need your assurance that those your colleagues will be totally keepout of this transaction, I know that none of them is aware of thistransaction after trying their bestto conclude it without myconsent. Finally, I need your promise that no official of the Central bank of Nigeria will be aware of my involvement in this regard. Now re-assureme that you will be willing to offer me the 25% of the fund, that you will assist my wife and personal assistant to establish a foreignaccount in your country where my share will be lodged. If you are ready to conclude this business with me,you can contact meimmediately on (EMAIL adamu.ciroma@financier.com).  so that we can have chat over this issue once and for all so that we can move forward. But if the reverse is the case, do not bother yourself to reach me.
Regards,

MALLAM ADAMU MUSA CIROMA
DIRECTOR (F.A.D.)

Thanks

Peter North

From the office of:MALLAM ADAMU CIROMA to Peter North (Nov. 21)

Dear Peter North

I received your mail and the content is well understood and noted. Well,iamsorry for that, my good friend, you should know that due to the irregularitiesin our contract file, a lot of names and contract documents was mixed-up,and now, I am trying to sort everything in order.Please Mr Peter North re-assure me that you will be willing to offer me the 65% of the fund,since your not the contractor as per as say, that you will assist my wife and personal assistant to establish a foreign account in your country where my share will be lodged. If you are ready to conclude this business with me,you can contact meimmediately so that we can have chat over this issue once and for all so thatwe can move forward.  for me to successful achieve, you have to provide me withthe following information as a matter of urgency:
(1) Your full name and address
(2) Your bank account details.
(3)  Your telephone and fax numbers.

Upon the receipt of the above information, I will update the contract file, andwith these documents updated, I will now proceed for immediate issuance of theaffidavit of ownership and apply for anti-terrorist clearance certificate.  I await your immediate and urgent response.  Thanks for your understanding and cooperation.
MALLAM ADAMU CIROMA.

From Peter North to MALLAM ADAMU CIROMA (Nov. 21)

Dear MALLAM ADAMU CIROMA,

Thank you for the email.  I understand about the mix-up.  Shit happens. Anyway, I find this transaction to be very interesting.  We will have to:

A) Negotiate the percentage,
B) Get to know each other on a personal level.  I do not do business with complete strangers unless I am making a movie with a woman.

Here's my take so far:

It is oblivious to the conditions of the day, abstaining from any unethical and unlawful practices that would further inhibit the sustainable growth, stifling the opportunities afforded to the lesser privileged of southern Iraq, explaining only what is pertinent to them on a daily basis.

Having an amicable relationship with the underprivileged youth of the hostile western coast, it is our complete assumption that, in no way, are the operational capacities of the dogmatic seven compromised and retain their full upright and sustaining integrity and are the capstone of the integral "Submissions Operational Statistic Process" (SOSP).  All aforementioned intelligence is strictly held here within as being classified and at the discretionary disposable of all ranking senior cabinet members.  Unauthorized personnel wishing to obtain legal rights to justly use said information must first establish obtainable permission from legal constituents of the congregational subcommittee for elective issues in post-modern war eras.  I'm sure you completely understand my position.

Cheers,

Peter North

From MALLAM A.M.CIROMA to Peter North (Dec. 2)

Dear Peter,

I got your mail since last month and i have sent you mails but no reply, i hopeall is well please you should get back to me now. Thank you very much.Regards

MALLAM A.M.CIROMA.

From Peter North to MALLAM A.M.CIROMA. (Dec. 2)

Dear MALLAM A.M.CIROMA,

Never fear, Peter North is here.  I never got your reply to my last message.    I am well.  I just finished shooting the latest installment of my popular series, North Pole 33.  It was great.  Lots of hot chicks and loads of fun (no pun intended).  Here is my last email:

Thank you for the email.  I understand about the mix-up.  Shit happens. Anyway, I find this transaction to be very interesting.  We will have to:

A) Negotiate the percentage,
B) Get to know each other on a personal level.  I do not do business with complete strangers unless I am making a movie with a woman.

Here's my take so far:

It is oblivious to the conditions of the day, abstaining from any unethical and unlawful practices that would further inhibit the sustainable growth, stifling the opportunities afforded to the lesser privileged of southern Iraq, explaining only what is pertinent to them on a daily basis.

Having an amicable relationship with the underprivileged youth of the hostile western coast, it is our complete assumption that, in no way, are the operational capacities of the dogmatic seven compromised and retain their full upright and sustaining integrity and are the capstone of the integral "Submissions Operational Statistic Process" (SOSP).  All aforementioned intelligence is strictly held here within as being classified and at the discretionary disposable of all ranking senior cabinet members.  Unauthorized personnel wishing to obtain legal rights to justly use said information must first establish obtainable permission from legal constituents of the congregational subcommittee for elective issues in post-modern war eras.  I'm sure you completely understand my position.

Please respond or I will have to discipline you, Peter North style.

Cheers,

Peter North

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE:  Obviously, he was confused by that damn monkey!  He didn't even try to respond.

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From Peter North to MALLAM ADAMU MUSA CIROMA   (Nov. 20)

Hello MALLAM ADAMU MUSA CIROMA,

I believe your email has reached me in error.  My name is Peter North and I work in the entertainment industry.  I don't think we have ever met.  Sounds like you are into some interesting stuff.

Having said that, tell me about your self.

Having said that, tell me about your self.