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7 Jan, 2004 From David Hamsonson to Humpin Bois

FROM: DAVID HAMSONSON.

IVORY COAST ABIDJAN.

LOT 205 VON MARCHE PLATEAUX

TELEPHONE:+00225 0544 3617

Dear Respectful One,

I know this proposal letter may come to you as a surprise considering the fact that we have not had any formal acquaintance before .but all the same I would want you for the sake of God to give this an immediate attention in view of the fact that the security of our live and possession is at stake. I am Mr DAVID HAMSON 24 years old from war ravaged SIERRA LEONE but presently domiciled in Abidjan Ivory coast with my sister JANET who is 18 years old. My father Mr RICHARD HAMSON who before his untimely assassination by the rebels was the Director of SIERRA LEONE Diamond corporation(SLDC). He was killed in our government residential house along side two of my other brothers,two house maids and one government attached security guard fortunately for I, younger sister and mother,we were on a week end visit to our home town As we got the news of the tragedy. We immediately managed to ran into neighbouring Ivory coast for refuge. But unfortunately, as Fate would have it,we lost our dear mother (may soul rest in peace) as a result of what the Doctor called cardiac arrest. As we were coming into this country,we had some documents of a deposit of $ 17 500 000 USD(seventeen million five hundred thousand USD) made by my late father in a security and trust company. According to my father, he intended to use this fund for his international business transaction after his tenure in office but was unfortunately murdered. We had located the security company where the money is deposited with the help of an attorney and established ownership. Please right now,with the bitter experiences we had in our country and the war still going on especially in diamond area which incidentally is where we hail from coupled with the incessant political upheavals and hostilities in this country Ivory coast,we desire seriously to leave here and live the rest of our life into a more peaceful and politically stable country like yours Hence this proposal and request. We therefore wish you can help us in the following regards.

1) To help us invest the money into a lucrative business.

2) To assist my sister Janet get a college admission to further her education.

Please I know that, this letter may sound strange and incredible to you but the CNN and the BBC African bulletin normally have it as their major news features .Therefore for the sake of God and humanity give an immediate positive consideration and reply to me via our e-mail address. I will willingly agree to any suitable percentage of the money you will propose as your compensation for your assistance with regards to the above. Please in view of our sensitive refugee status and as we are still conscious of our father's enemies. I would like you to give this a highly confidential approach.

Best Regards.

DAVID HAMSON

7 Jan, 2004 From Humpin Bois to DavidHamson

Dear Mr. Hamsonson,

First, I would like to say that I am truely sorry for your loss. I am a widow myself, having lost my husband in an industrial accident. My husband was the owner of a very lucrative sybian factory, so you can imagine how dangerous it was. Even with all the risk of being impaled, he still loved his work and looked forward to working each and every day. My name is Humpin Bois, and I am from Abaleen, Texas. I appreciate your willingness to allow me to work with you on this endeavor. It has been said that I am a shrewd businesswoman, so I know I can be of great help to you. One thing I require before we proceed, is for you to send me a picture of yourself, holding a sign that says "I love Humpin Bois". This is just my way of seeing who I will be working with, and ensuring they do not consider themselves above me, but rather my equal.

Thank You

Humpin Bois

8 Jan, 2004 From David Hamsonson to Humpin Bois

Dear Madam,

I thank you for your reply. You really sounded business oriented and I am convinced that with you, we can accomplish this transaction and make very good investment of the fund. I have noted your idea and will go by it. I have gone to take the picture as you instructed and the photographer asked me to come by tomorning since it is already late to get it ready today. I will send it across as soon as it is ready but meanwhile I have attached my refugee attestation and personal photo for your view.

I will give you a detail information when I send the photo to you tomorrow. Please I implore you to take this very serious and treat it confidentially for security reasons. Thank you and I look forward to your understanding and cooperation.

Yours sincerely,

David Hamson.

10 Jan, 2004 From Humpin Bois to DavidHamson

Thank You Mr Hamson for your quick response, although I am quite set aback by your reply. It seems to me that you did not even read my message, or you would not have replied without attaching the picture I requested. I truly would like to help you out, but quite honestly, do you expect me to give out such information to someone that refuses to follow such a simple direction? If you do not understand, then go back to my previous reply, and read it again, and you will see I asked for a picture of you, holding up a sign with "I Love Humpin Bois" on it. It is a simple test I have put forth to anyone that I do business with, and you shall be no different. If you are not going to fulfill this simple request, then please do not bother to reply. I DO look forward to doing business with you, it is YOUR choice weather we do so or not. Thank You.

Humpin Bois

12 Jan, 2004 From David Hamsonson to Humpin Bois

Dear,

I am sorry for getting back to you late. I made an emergency trip to our refugee camp immediately after sending you my last mail with the picture and if you go back to the mail, you well see that I made you to know that I will later send the one you specially requested with a written proof when I collect it from the local photographer. Please see the attached file to view the picture. You can compare it with the one I earlier sent to you including the passport photo on my refugee attestation. I am willing to send you more of my pictures with different backgrounds if you wish to prove to you that I am serious and real. So please confirm your receipt of this quickly to me and indicate your satisfaction so that we can proceed with the transaction. I implore you to treat this with confidentiality for security reasons. I count on your understanding and cooperation so that we can save our life and heritance from here. I look forward to hearing from you very soon.

Yours sincerely,

David Hamson.

12 Jan, 2004 From Humpin Bois to DavidHamson

David,

Thank You for sending the picture and allowing us to get down to business. First I would like to address the issue of your sister Janet's education. I have some friends in this sort of business, so it should be no problem. First person that comes to main, is Mr. Tom Byron, of the Sybian Piloting Institute of Abaleen. This school teaches such Hands-on courses as machinery, fluid dynamics, physics, ect. The daily grind of this school is rigorous and demanding, but all that attend learn a great deal about themselves. Also, there is Ron Jeremy, Master of Arts at the Screen Ladies Unique Training School (S.L.U.T.S.). Here she can learn acting, dancing, moaning, or any of the major arts. It is a very well known school, and is known not only for its educational qualities, but also for it's high protein lunch program. Also, there is the Heidi Fleiss school of business. This is the place to go if one is looking to be educated in the business and/or legal fields.

I will research our choices of where to invest this money this week. There are many places to invest, but we want to ensure we do not give money to unworthy people.

I would like to say also, that you are a very attractive man. I have been very lonely since the death of my husband, and I feel you are the person to fill that loneliness, as well as a few other things. If you feel we could have more of a relationship than just business, please let me know. Thank You,

Humpin Bois

13 Jan, 2004 From DavidHamson to Humbin Bois

Dear,

I thank you for your mail. Janet is much happy to know that she could still be able to further her education which was disrupted by the war. This is the most prized legacy our father meant for us and would be definitely happy in his grave to see her daughter attained to that height. As if you knew, she has an overwhelming interest in becoming a proffessional actress and so can enroll into the school of arts you mentioned. She had already featured in many home vidoes and soap operas back home mostly in her tender age. She greatly look forward to this. I am sorry to hear that you have lost your husband just as we have lost our derarest parents. It is very painful and disheatening to lose a dear one. Sometimes, it makes life not worthy of living. But death is an inevitable thing that must come to every body hence it has to be borne with fortitude when ever it comes. I am however much perplexed of your view of our going into a marital relationship. I am yet to marry quite alright and must have to so as to continue my father's lineage as tradition demands of me. but I first have to secure my life and that of my sister together with our heritance into a safe account of a peaceful and politically stable country like the U.S where there are lots of investment opportunities. I am therefore really confused and do not know how to answer now. Please can you send me your picture in your next mail, a full sized one. If we should marry, will our racial difference not pose problem? I am 24 years and what about you? I am really confused about this marriage issue but will try to let that lie by since we have much to jointly for now. As for the transaction, I think that we should reach a good compromise before we proceed. I willingly offer you 15% of the fund as your commission for your assistance. Please if you agree to this, quickly let me know so that I can confide my "thought out" strategy of securing the fund out safely. In all, I wish to remind you that you should always let this be a secret between us. This is for the security of our life and the money. And include your phone number to facilitate communication. You can always get us on 00225 07 57 62 99. Infact, I want you to call me upon your receipt of this mail so that we can talk more. I look forward to hearing from you very soon.

Yours sincerely, David Hamson.

13 Jan, 2004 From Humpin Bois to DavidHamson

David,

How are you doing? I am fine. I will talk to Mr. Jeremy as soon as I can, so he can look out for your sister personally. With his incredible teaching talents, He will have her DVDA in do time. He has taught some of the greats, such as Jenna Jameson, Chasey Lain, Martha Stewart, and Kendra Jade. He is surley the one to give her the most fulfilling educational experience possible.

As for where to invest your money, There is always Vivid Video. They are a family oriented business, and Mr Jeremy also contributes generously to this institution. Second, I would choose Tommy Chong Enterprizes. This firm, despite recent setbacks, produces some of the highest quality merchandise available. Lastly, one could invest in Roche and Pfizer Pharmaceuticals, which are best together.

If you are looking for charities to contribute money to, let me know and I will research that as well. If you do not plan on donating anything, I may require more than 15%, but if you are, than 15% is an acceptable offer.

As for a picture of myself, I am not sure if I have one, but I will look. Would you like a picture of My Late Husband and I? I have one, and will scan it if that is acceptable. Please let me know. Thank you, and have a good day.

Humpin Bois

14 Jan, 2004 From DavidHamson to Humbin Bois

Dear Humping,

I thank you for your mail. Janet is very happy for the arrangement you are making for her education. She is inpatiently waiting and looking forward to this wonderful time to come. Your ideas for the investments of the fund are quite good but I also think that real estate and hotel business can be lucrative in the U.S. But however, I think that this should be left pending so that we can look into securing of the fund safely in U.S and followed by our coming there to settle. These are our immediate objectives. We have to quickly secure the fund out of here and also save our life. The political condition of this country is not good and safe for us especially with our status here as refugees. We are willing to assist in/and make charitable donations to the less previledged all over the world and that is when we might have resolved our ow situation and settle down in U.S. So you must please make do with the 15% offered to you and you are acpeted to become my partner for the investment and management of the fund. And if it is destined that we will become marital partners, the whole thing changes. Please I cannot wit to have your picture. I am disappointed that you could not send one. You can go ahead to send the one you took with your late husband. And I will lke to talk to you on the phone so please provide me with your phone number or call me on 00225 07 57 62 99. If we must continue in this transaction, we must have to communicate effectively and more confidentially. I am not too comfortable in writing to you from the business centre. With my status here as refugee, I am not allowed to have a personal internet connection. Please try to understand and cooperate. If I hear from you, I will then disclose to you more about how I want this to be done through your foreign assistance. It does not involves any risk and danger for you. So please get back to me as soon as possible. Janet sends her regards. Yours sincerely, David.

15 Jan, 2004 From Humpin Bois to DavidHamson

Dear David, How's it going Sexy? Not bad here. Just gave myself the once-over with the "back massager", I really need to do that more often. God I can't wait until we can finally meet. I've attached the picture we discussed, That's me on the right, the one that's NOT on a leash. Well, I for one am anxious to get this transaction going so we can get married. By the way, you don't have one of them weird diseases do you? It seems like ALL them terrible diseases come from around where you live. I'm afraid that would be a deal-breaker, because most of them are contagious. I can't be having any "hepatitis LMNOP" or stuff like that. It's bad enough with vaginal hemorrhoids and all. I tried calling this morning, but never got through. Part of the reason is that I've been sleeping with prince vallium lately, and I fall asleep alot. In fact, I fell asleep in the middle of trying to dial your phone number. Damn you guys have a lot of digits in your phone numbers. I'll try again later, OK. Love You' Humpin Bois

 

15 Jan, 2004 From DavidHamson to Humbin Bois

Dear Madam, I cannot understand why you could not porovide me with your phone number and I am surprised that you tried to call me but to no avail. I will also want to say that you sounded unserious. Please, note that this has to do with my life and heritance. So if you are not interested in coming to my aid as requested, do not let me waste my time, just let me know so that I can know my fate with you but if you are really keen to help me, then do not hesitate to provide me with your phone number. Like I told you, I have got a master idea with which I want to safely secure the box containing the money from the security company through your foreign assistance without them knwoing that the box contains money. As you must have seen from the certificate of deposit I earlier sent to you, the box was declared as "family valuables" and not money. The declaration and deposit was made by my father and it was for security reasons. It therefore implies that nobody knows the real contents of the box and nobody shall know until the box is claimed from their custody. So please certify the above request by showing your real interest and willingness to go into this transaction with me so that we can proceed. Rememebr I satisfied your demand of proof. I am anxiously waiting to hear from you very soon. Yours sincerely, David Hamson.

15 Jan, 2004 From Humpin Bois to DavidHamson

David, First of all, I'm not a Madam, I'm a respectable tax paying citizen. Second of all, I am not seroius, and never have been. You see, I have this strange little hobby, and that hobby is fucking with Mugu Nigerian 419 scammers like you. This has all been one big joke at your expense. If you ever want to read the full transscript of our corrospondences, or look a that stupid picture of yourself holding that sign, go to www.ebolamonkeyman.com, it will be there for the whole world to laugh at. Oh, by the way, Humpin=Humping, as in, having sex with, Bois=Boys, so your sign reads "I Love Humping Boys". Nice one pervert. After all this though, I refuse to let you go away empty-handed, so I give you this song, made just for you, you ignorant prick.

It's that old favorite: "I'm a scammer and I'm OK" song, sung to the tune of Monty Python's "Lumberjack Song", best if sung as a group:

Lead Vocalist:
I'm a scammer, and I'm okay.
I scam all night and I steal all day.

Background Vocalists:
He's a scammer, and he's okay.
He scams all night and he steals all day.

Lead Vocalist:
I send e mails, i make up lies
I live at a 'net cafe.
I'd sell my soul for a dollar
I'm Mugu all the way!

Background Vocalists:
He sends e mails, he makes up lies
He lives at a 'net cafe.
He'd sell his soul for a dollar
He's Mugu all the way!
He's a scammer, and He's okay.
He scams all night and he steals all day.

Lead Vocalist:
I take pictures, I send them out
And say that it is ME
I faked myself a passport,
send your bank info to me

Background Vocalists:
He takes pictures, He sends them out
And say that it is him
He faked himself a passport,
send your bank info to him
He's a scammer, and he's okay.
He scams all night and he steals all day.

Lead Vocalist:
I hold a sign, so you can see,
That I must be legit
I'm a lying, stealing Scammer,
I don't know when to quit

Background Vocalists:
He holds a sign, so you can see,
That He must be legit
He's a lying, stealing Scammer,
He doesn't know when to quit
He's a scammer, and he's okay.
He scams all night and he steals all day.
He's a scammer, and he's okaaaaaay.
He scams all night and he steals all day.

Thank you very much, I'll be here all week

-Scorpion 6

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