From the office of: Barrister Ayo Phillips (Barrister Ayo Phillips (ayophillips@ad-free.info) to Peter North (Original email) Nov. 29

From Peter North  to Ayo   (Nov. 20)

Dear Barrister Ayo Phillips,

My name is Peter North and I have received your email.  Your proposal sounds interesting.  I am a business man myself.  I own a company call Bukakke Enterprises Inc. out of Phoenix, AZ.  We sell insurance to homeless people.   It's a worthy cause.  Anyway, tell me about yourself Barrister Ayo Phillips.  Are you related to Bijou Phillips, the actress?  Your name sounds Jewish, are you Jewish?  I like to get to know the person I might do business with.

Talk to you soon.

Peter North

From Ayo to Peter North (Dec. 2)

Attn: Mr. Peter North

I am most please to receive a correspondence from you.  I was begining to loosehope.  Well, I am of a Jewish desendant, but I naturalized in Nigeria, hence I got tothis level in my profession.  Right now I have to conclude this transaction soas to make my retire make secure, I really hope you would go into venture withme. What I need from you is just you Personal Telephone number (for communication)your confidential Fax number (To send you the Vital documents for the claim ofthis fund) and finally a designated bank account (which I would use to instructthe Central Bank of Nigeria to pay the money into). And I must make a firm pronounciation here and now that this transaction is 100%risk free and safe and if you want I would send you my international passport tofurther strenghten the trust as without trust between the both of us, we can'tachieve out aim. Please contact me through my telefax if need me on 234-1-7599424.  I would be expecting to hear from you soon.

Regards

Ayo Phillips(Barr.)

From Peter North to Ayo (Dec. 2)

Dear Ayo Phillips(Barr.),

I have received your email.  Please do not loose hope.  I thought you were of Jewish decent.  I once dated a Jewish girl, which makes me sort of an expert.  Being that you were naturalized in Nigeria, I guess you are not related to Bijou Phillips.  I noticed you put Barr at the end of your name, is that new or is it your maiden name?  Anyway, here's the deal:

1.  Email is the best way to communicate with me as I am always on the road looking for homeless people or prostitutes to sell insurance to.  Bukakke Enterprises Inc. is such a booming business and all my employees, including myself, are on the road.  As a business man, I'm sure you know the saying " If the early bird surfs the big waves, then those chocolates have brain in that bush."  Exactly!

2.  I do not have access to a fax machine.  All business done through documentation is emailed in email format.  Then I print it out and send it back.  Can you scan the documents and email them to me?

3.  Please tell me a little about yourself.  I never trust a man that is secretive about him self.  Also, can you email me a photo of your self.  I like to visualize the person that I am dealing with when handling over-seas transactions.  I have included a photo in this email.

Anxiously awaiting your response.

Peter North

From Ayo  to Peter North (Dec. 2)

Attn: Peter North

I have received your mail and you are quite a hansome man, I would like to dobusimness with you.  And as you have rightly said, secrets are not good for abusiness let alone over-seas business.   So, first of all, the Barr at the end of my name is Barrister, I am a legalpractitioner as I wrote in my first mail to you.  I have been practicing law forten years now and although I make little money, the Nigerian Terrain is notcondusive for business hence, I want this transaction to succeed so that I canleave the country and settle down elsewhere. I do not have a scanner right here so I would have to so somewhere to do thatand send to you as well. Hope your business is prospering, I pray for you. As I said before, I would need you telephoen number and banking information forthe processing the document and it is okay, I would send them through email,that would be not constitute any burden as far as you are okay on assisting me.   I await your ressponse.

Regards

Barrister Ayo Phillips

From Peter North to Ayo(Dec. 2)

Hi Barrister Ayo Phillips,

I am glad you have received my photo.  We are in the beginning stages of doing business together and getting to know each other is crucial.  Let me tell you a little about myself.

I am 42 years old.  I am divorced with two children named Jeff (18 years old) and Steve (21 years old).  I am very close with Steve although I don't see him much because he is married.  I have attached a photo of he and his wife.  He has a really bad haircut, don't you think?  Jeff, now Jeff is a completely different story.  You see, my ex-wife, we will refer to her as the "Mega Bitch," was a closet alcoholic.  She did a lot of drinking when she was pregnant with Jeff and unfortunately, the kid is a mess.  He's lazy, stupid, fat, and drunk all the time.  I have attached a recent photo of him. He's an embarrassment to the North family name.  Normally, I would have disowned him but my girlfriend Jewel reminds me that "he is my son and you should love him no matter what."  Neither of my children got my handsome looks or my statuesque body.  Steve has my business drive though.  Do you have any children?  Did you say you were married, I forgot.

Anyway, I grew up in California and married my High School sweetheart, The Mega Bitch.  That was the biggest mistake of my life.  She convinced me to have Steve and Jeff and take a job with a company out of Mesa, Arizona called American Nationalists Aerobics Liaison, Inc. (ANAL, Inc.).  We basically would talk to women about taking Aerobics courses and put them in a position were they would pay for them in the back end.  It was a cash cow. My boss and mentor was named Jack Meoff.  He taught me how to sell.  I did so well that he made me Vice President of his subsidiary company called Brown Round, LOC.  Which was basically a motivational speaking company for offices that were run by women.  We penetrated that market from back to front with ease.  In 1998, I was at my professional peak but my  personal life was a mess.  I felt I needed a change.  I divorced my wife, started my own business (Bukakke Enterprises, Inc), and started dating girls half my age.  I've been happy ever since.  Except for my son Jeff, he makes me miserable.

So how about you?  Tell me about yourself.  You say you live in the Nigerian Terrain, how's that?  How is Nigeria different from Mogadishu?  Do you have elephants and lions walking on the same streets as humans?  I picture it to be a jungle.  Are you part of a tribe?  My knowledge of Africa is limited only to movies like Black Hawk Down, Out of Africa, & The Ghost and The Darkness and National Geographic magazines so please do not take any offense to my naiveté towards your culture.  That's why I ask because I want to learn.  I noticed you guys had a problem with the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant.  You rioted and killed a bunch of people.  What's wrong?  You don't like beautiful girls?  Strange.

I have a question about the banking information.  How much are you going to transfer into the account?  Email is the best way to contact me and what ever you can send electronically would be great.

Talk to you soon.

Peter North

PS - I'm glad to hear you are a lawyer.  It helps to have a lawyer in business transactions.  Lawyers are also very honest which is key in a business relationship.

STEVE AND SHANIQUA

JEFF

From Ayo  to Peter North (Dec. 5)

Mr. Peter North

Thanks for your mail and I am still dazed on how you can open up on your familyto me, I already see you as a brother than a friend.  Well, I am married and I am 39 Year old. I once married a british lady by nameLisa but she died just about 9 months after, I met her here in NIgeria, I wasstill downcasted when I met the mother of my two daugther,  they have bothgraduated and studied International Relations and Law.   I am proud of them andpray always for them.  My life hasn't been that rosy as I came from humble background, my parent hadto struggle to make ends meet and to foot for my school fees and books, I use towork on weekends to assist them, but I think it payed off as I am okay now,living averagely.  The person I am representing right now is my friend from childhood and for thatreason he trust me to handle this tranfer with my expertise in Money matters, hehas completely hand off leaving me to it so as to protect himselve and I hvepromised not to let him down becaue if I do, I jeoprdise the future of my lovelydaughter and mine as well.

I sympathise with you on your second son but you do not have to disown him, heis still very much your son and would always be no matter what you do.  I wouldadvise you take him in and talk to him, make him see that responsibility wouldlie on his shoulders one day. You asked after the problem with the Miss World Beauty pagent, well, you can seewhy I wnt this to work out, I would just take my family out of the country sreligious extremist are looking for loop hole to destry lives and property.  Themuslim said an article ws written against The prophet Mohammed so that tookoffence even after the Columnist and the editor of the Newspaper had apologise. Moreover it was only  a joke. Well, I hope I have been able to open my life to you.  I would send you mypicture and that of my kids tomorrow or later in the evening, I donot have ascanner and it is a public holiday here , most of the business centres forcomputer jobs are cloed.

I still await the Banking information  Till I hear from you.

Regards

Barrister Ayo Phillips

From Ayo  to Peter North (Dec. 6)

Attn: Peter North

I have gotten my pics ready he First is mine, the Second is my wife and theThird are my daugthers.   Would hear from you soon.

Regards

Ayo Phillips

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EBOLA MONKEY NOTE:  Pic 1 and Pic 2 are believable.  I appreciate that but to scam, you have to stay consistent.  Pic 3 looks like he took it straight out of the school for Nigerian Scam Artists class catalog.  Plus, what the hell is up with the girl on the left.  Is that a gang sign?  The girl on the right looks so stoned that she might fall over.  We have a scammer down folks.

From Peter North to Ayo(Dec. 6)

Dear Ayo Phillips,

Thank you for the pictures of your family.  You guys look like a happy family.  You look angry in your picture, as if you are saying "Make me a sandwich bitch, or taste my backhand!"  Are you angry in your picture?  You have a lovely wife and daughters.  I have attached a photo of me and my girlfriend.  Her name is Jewel.  She's really cool and has a liberal attitude.  She's a three input girl if you know what I mean.  She's a professional dancer at the Le Girl academy of arts, fisting, and dance.

I hope things are good.  Everything is OK here.  You won't believe this, my younger son Jeff screwed up again.  He saved up some money from his jizz mopping job over the summer to start his own comic book store.  Well get this, he blew all his money in a pyramid scheme.  Do you know what a pyramid scheme is?  Let me explain.  In the US, we have some very evil people that don't like to work for a living.  They would rather steal money from hard working foolish people.  They prey on people like my son, who can't think for himself, and make him false promises on fake investments.  They tell him to put money into the company and also make him recruit more people to be underneath him.  The money goes up the pyramid until it stops at the guy who runs the operation.  Hence the name "Pyramid Scheme."  Well, these evil bastards got him.  May they burn in hell for it.  Can you believe that people would go so low.  Jeff has been in his room crying all day.  Well, I guess you live and learn.  Right?  I believe in Good Karma and Good Kama Sutra and stealing an innocent boy’s money is bad for both.  I told Jeff that God will make them pay on judgment day.  Thank god I never fall for those things.  I've got business savvy baby.  Just look at the grin on my face.

Ear to Ear.

Anyway, I got to run.  Talk to you soon.

Peter North

From Ayo  to Peter North (Dec. 7)

Attn: Peter North

Thanks for your mail.  I am sorry to say that we have wated a lot of timewithout doing anything, Peter I am most concern about the well beingof myfamily, you are well to do, I am not, I am just struggling ot make ends meet.  My sympathy to your son, wish him well for me.

Regards

Ayo Phillips

From Peter North to Ayo(Dec. 9)

Dear Ayo Phillips,

I am sorry to hear that you are not well off.  I thought you were an attorney.  I've never met an attorney that was struggling.  Anyway, I am also sorry you feel we wasted a lot of time.  In America, it is important to get to know someone you are going into a partnership first.  I guess in third world countries, it's common to just dive in.  I guess that's why America is the greatest country in the world and has the least problems.  I've seen Africa in movies, I definitely wouldn't want to live in a place where Elephants, Tigers, and Ebola Monkeys walk the streets with regular people.  That's crazy.  I can see why you are frustrated.  You will learn a lot from me so pay attention.  We will have you acting American before you can say ABRACADABRA.

Why don't you tell me what we need to do to get started.  I wasn't aware we were on a time schedule.

I've got to go.  I have an appointment at Tokyo massage.  If you are ever out here, you have to go to this place.  Ask for Kiko and order the LAY DOWN DANCING SPECIAL or SUMO HAND JOB DELUXE.

Peace and hair grease,

Peter North

PS - I feel my son has disgraced the North family name.  Do you think it would be wrong of me to officially change his name to Jeff South?  Am I over-reacting?

From Ayo  to Peter North (Dec. 10)

Attn: Peter North I am quite astonished on your mode of making a stable relationship.  In as muchas I am desperate to make the life of me and my family better, I would not taka all those insult you give me and country men by calling us names.  If you feel uncomfortable with this transaction why don't you come up staright and be man enough to tell me instead of using such annoying words, it looks to me that you are just joking with me and I refused to be joked with. If you are ready to assist me and you are quite sure of not eloping with thismoney as I have heard several stories, send to me you banking information sothat I can start making the documents and the Central bank of Nigeria Contactyou.  But if otherwise. Please Stop calling me names and stop all those foullanguage. Regards Ayo Phillips

From Peter North to Ayo(Dec. 10)

Attention Ayo Phillips,

I'm astonished by your way of thinking, especially after you claim that I am stalling.  I'm all man Phillip, 100% Grade A Man.  I've attached a photo of myself with my shirt off to prove it.  How dare you question that.  And sorry if my stories about my life and family are boring you.  As I said before, I don't do business with people I don't get to know.  I know your trying to make ends meet but you can't be that bad.  It's not like your one of those etheropian's named Starvin Marvin.  I've seen the pictures of you and your family.  You guys haven't missed to many meals.  I wasn't insulting your country, merely pointing out that America is superior in business. What's wrong with the truth?  You do want the truth, right?  Well you can't handle the truth.  If we are going to do business together, you have to start acting like a professional, not a first year freshman.

I think it would be better if I hop on a plan and come out there to get this business done.  I want to make sure everything goes right.  When would it be good for you?  Just give me dates; I'll take care of my hotel and transportation.

I'll wait for your response,

Peter North,

CEO of Bukakke Enterprises Inc.

PS - Your grasp of the English langauge is about as firm as my 3 year old niece's handshake.  We will work on that when I get out there.

From Ayo  to Peter North (Dec. 11)

Attn: Peter North

Well, I am so sorry if you too miss interpreted me, you see, in this country youcalled a third world, there are many things going on and as soon as I get outthe better.

I am anxious to get his fund out of this Country the better.   Maybe when you come you would know but first I need this money out, when youstay say I month in this country you would see the reason I am anxious. Nothingworks right here.  It is okay that you want to know me better but it is far detrimental to me, whydon't you consider why I am trying to transfer money to someone I do not evenknow in person only in picture, but I am willing to take the risk, life itselfis a risk.  Please do bear with with and ignore the arrogance in my mail.

Regards

Barrister Ayo Phillips

From Peter North to Ayo(Dec. 12)

Dear Barrister Ayo Phillips,

I agree, lets not blow this over who's country is better, that's silly talk. As I mentioned before, I know nothing about Nigeria, only what I see in American movies.  Who are we to judge, there are many American cities that if you didn't know any better, you would think you were standing in the heart of Africa.  Anyway, I want to come to Nigeria with the cash in hand.  This is the way I do business.  Please tell me what dates are good for you.  I will arrange most everything: plane ticket, hotel, and rental car.   Can you arrange the entertainment?  Lets hit the clubs and strip bars at night and be all about business by day.  Maybe you can arrange for us to have some prostitutes (my treat) as well.  They can stay in my hotel.  As I mentioned before, Jewel lets me have sex with other women.  Let me know what dates are good for you and what airport I should fly into.

To infinity and beyond,

Peter North

From Ayo  to Peter North (Dec. 13)

Dear Peter,

Thanks for your mail and showing me how enthusiastic you are on coming toNigeria, at lesat you the expendition. Right now, you cannot come down here because we have not even effected therelease of the fund, you have to instruct the Central Bank of Nigeria to releasethis fund and through the Necessary ministries involved. Things is done one at a time and not n a rush.   Think about it and get back to me.

Regards

Ayo Phillips

;From Ayo  to Peter North (Dec. 16)

Attn: Peter,

I have not heard from you on how we can move forward, I told you I needed anaccount where this money can be sent to and have not heard from you since.

Phillips

;From Peter North to Ayo (Dec. 17)

Dear Ayo,

Sorry for my delay in response.  Over the weekend, Jewel entered a felching contest and fell ill.  My mind has been preoccupied with the mess.  The good news is that she will make a speedy recovery and felch again.  Nothing that some good fisting can't fix.  Anyway, how much will be deposited into this account?  I am curious.

Please respond,

Peter North

From Ayo  to Peter North (Dec. 18)

Attn: Mr. Peter North

Thanks for your mail.

I must tell you that we have wasted a lot of time and tehCentral Bank would soon close for the year.  The money in question isuS$15.5Million as I said before.  I would be needing a bank account to put inthe application for the release of the fund and a telephone and fax number tosend the documents and for communication.  I would appreciate if we can make haste as there is no much time.

Waiting

Regards

Barrister Ayo Phillips

From Peter North to Ayo (Dec. 18)

Dear Barrister,

I think you make a valid point.  Time is money.  Here's my only issue.  As an American, I don't think it is wise to open a bank account in America as the government will tax us to hell.  The government is always taxing the people.  Maybe we should look into opening an account in another country.  One that will not tax the hard earned money.  We must be smart businessmen, not amateurs.  Any ideas?  As far as the documents, please email them as our fax is out for the moment.  The telephone guys isn't going to be able to get into the office till January.

To infinity and beyond,

Peter

;From Ayo  to Peter North (Dec. 19)

Attn:Peter

Thanks for your mail.   Well about the tax, I would advise we go ahead and applyfor the transfer of funds.  We can then demand that they pay you through any oftheir offshore payment centre in other country which they have assistedprogrames like Holland, London South Africa this which I know of.  Please let me know as I am about having a heart attack out of panic.

Regards

Ayo Phillips

From Peter North to Ayo (Dec. 20)

Dear Ayo,

Ayo, don't have a heart attack.  Go ahead and order the release of the funds.  There comes a time in every man's life when they have to say "Why use a condom, I'm never going back to Haiti."  That's an American expression by the way if you are confused.  I'm basically saying it's a good idea.  Anyway, keep me posted my brotha like no otha.

Peter North

From Ayo  to Peter North (Dec. 21)

Attn: Peter North,

I have said several times that Icannot apply for thetransfer of this fundwithout a bank account.  Where isthe money going to be transferred into.

Regards

Ayo Phillips


From Peter North to Ayo (Dec. 26)

Dear Ayo,

I thought you were going to look into a foreign account so we don't lose half the money to US taxes.  Please respond.  I will be out of the office today for my colonic.  Got to clean the pipes.

Peter North

From Ayo  to Peter North (Dec. 27)

Attn: Peter,

Well, there is someone that can do that, she works with the UnionBank ofSwitzerland, what she would do is to back date the account because foir a newaccount to receive the money it would look like money laundering and I do notwant the money to be confiscated.   What she does is open that account, back dates it and get statements so that itlooks like the bank account has been in use for sometime.   But the problem isthat it would cost us some money and as it is now, it looks awkward for me tostart demanding for money.  But if you do not mind as I really donot have theprice to pay for that now, we can do so, it costs US$7500, US$3500 would be putinto the account as the money remaining and the rest is used to secure thepapers and for her payment. Please think about it and get back to me.  Hope you had a wonderful Christmasand wishing you a prosperous new year.

Regards

Ayo Phillips

From Peter North to Ayo (Dec. 30)

Dear Ayo,

It is good to talk to you my man.  I hope you are having a good holiday/kwanza.  Thank you for the hallmark card.  Sorry it has taken me some time to get back to you.  Jewel and I were on vacation.  We visited sunny Compton, CA.  It was a riot.  The people are so honest and direct there, especially with Jewel.  We love it.  They give her the greatest compliments.

Anyway, I like your idea.  Tell your girl at the bank to email me so I can set up the account.  Is she Swedish?  What does she look like?  Jewel and I have a thing for Swedish girls, if you know what I mean.

Peace out homey (That's the new saying in Compton.  It means good-bye),

Peter

From Ayo  to Peter North (Dec. 30)

Attn: Peter North

Hope you had a nice  time and the riot did not get you.

The lady at Union Bank of Switzerland is Ms. Sylvia Slovak.  And hern private email is sylviaslovak@yahoo.com.  The bank would not open today being 31st and the 1stof January,but you can still contact her on that email being her private.  I have also sent her an email concerning this but she has to hear from you so as to be sure I am not playing with her.

Please talk to her with all authority because she is a very strict and business like person who does not entertain any form of laxity.  I have informed her of your readiness.  Please email her as soon as possible to show our seriiousness.  Please let get this over with.

With due regards to your wife(Jewel) and kids and also I wish you a prosperous news year ahead.

Hope to hear from yuo soon.

Ayo Phillips

From Peter North to Ayo (Dec. 30)

Dear Ayo,

Thank you for the information.  I have emailed Sylvia but have not gotten a response. Hopefully, she will respond.   It is very hard for me to trust a woman in business as I feel they are intellectually inferior to business men.  I feel women are good for two things; baby making and lay down happy dancing (as my Asian masseuse Kiko calls it).  I come from the pregnant and chained to the stove tradition.  But, if you say she is trustworthy than I believe you my man.  If she gives me any lip we will take our business to another bank.  This I promise you.  Life is too short to take lip from a Swiss woman.  By the way, does Sylvia ski?  I hear that Swiss women are great skiers.  I picture her to be quite a Tomcat if you know what I mean.  6 ft. tall, blonde, cans the size of watermelons, and a big badonka donk butt.  How close am I?

Anyway my friend, I most return to work.  Keep me informed of any updates.

Rice Crispy,

Peter North

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE:  All of Sylvia's emails to me will be posted in red.  Keep in mind, I never emailed her after Ayo gave me her iformation.  I figured Ayo would eventually make her email me.  I love it when a plan comes together!

From Sylvia Slovak (sylviaslovak@yahoo.com) to Peter North (Jan. 2)

Attn: Mr. Peter North

I have just received a mail from yuor friend Mr. Ayo Phillips in Nigeria, he said you told him you have contacted me, I refuse to be addressed as a liar but I have not received any correspondence from you.  Please let me know what you want as I have many clients to attend to.

Waiting.

Ms. Sylvia Slovak

From Peter North to Sylvia Slovak (Jan. 2)

Attn:  Sylvia

Just the attitude I expected.  Women in a position of power tend to keep a chip on their shoulders and due to the fact that there is something to prove, harbor attitude problems.  In our case, the defensiveness has already started.  I sent an email earlier today and I never called you a liar.  How could I have called you a liar when I have never had any communication with you.  Maybe the email is lost in cyber space.  Due to your rush to judgment, Mr. Ayo Phillips and I will be taking our business to another bank.  Please do not take offense to this email.  I wish you luck in your future endeavors.

Hasta la vista,

Peter North

Bukakke Enterprises Inc.

From Ayo  to Peter North (Jan. 3)

Attn: Mr. Peter North,

I am not happy at all at the way things are turningout to be, this lady is the only one that can do this thing we need, I do not know any one who can.  I know she said what hurt you but don't you thing we are at her mercy for
now.

Please do not bring my death time closer.

Regards

Ayo Phillips

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE:  He asked me not to bring his death closer.  I wish I actually had that type of power.

From Peter North to Ayo (Jan. 3)

My Dearest Ayo,

Never fear, the North man is here.  There's an old saying in Arizona that goes like this "I came here with the mic in my hand, don't make me leave here with my foot in yo ass, be cool."  You know what I mean?  I took care of our bank situation.  I opened two accounts.  One in the US and the other in Sweden.  I talked to my contact at the Swiss bank and he (emphasis on HE)says that Sylvia Slovak has a reputation of being a defensive banker who slept her way to the top and has vaginosis.  I'll tell you this, you can act blasé about some things but you can't act blasé about the north man cometh.  I would rather be turked by syphilitic bear than to take lip from Sylvia.  Anyway, here is the information for both banks.  The US bank is under an alias for tracking purposes:

US BANK
Blockbuster Bank of AZ
Account #OU812-69-1999
Routing #788969

SWISS BANK
Bank code 987. Account Number 8675-30 9.
RTN: 710009870.
DAN: N1234-55-6.

Let me know what to do next.

Don't die on me Ayo.  What ever you do, you must stay alive.  I will come, I will find you.  Just stay alive.  That's my "Last of the Mohicans" reset.  Personally, I think me and you put the ICAN back in Mohican.  Your Ebony, I'm Ivory.  Your Apollo Creed, I'm Rocky.  Your Mr. Bukakke and I'm Bo Jangles.

Talk to you soon my friend,

Peter North

From Peter North to Ayo (Jan. 8)

Dear Ayo,

Where are you my friend?  Have you been eaten by a lion, elephant, giraffe, or a anaconda like many fellow African brothers?  Just kidding.  What's going on with the transaction?  The suspense is killing me.  I've attached a photo of me waiting for your response.  Seriously, Jewel took this while I was checking my email.

Take care buddy,

Peter North

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE:  OK you little bastard.  If you think you are going to ignore the North Man, you got another thing comming.  Here's where the monkey puts his tail between his legs and asks his good old friend Sylvia for some help.

From Peter North to Sylvia (Jan. 10)

Dear Sylvia,

My name is Peter North and we briefly had an encounter through email.  I am contacting you today to ask you for help.  You see, my friend and business partner Mr.. Ayo Phillips has disappeared and I am concerned.  He will not return my emails and I have no other way of getting in contact with him.  If you should happen to speak to him, please let him know that I would like to talk to him.  Ayo has always spoken so highly of you so I'm sure you have a relationship with him.

Thank you,

Peter North

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE:  Holy shit!  It worked.

From Ayo  to Peter North (Jan. 10)

Attn: Peter

I can see you are not serious.   I have never heard blockbuster bank of AZ, When you explain this, then I will take you serious.

Ayo

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE:  OK, he's on to me.  Time to go down to the marketing department and ask my friend who is a graphic designer to cook me up a fake bank logo.

From Peter North to Ayo (Jan. 8)

Dear Ayo,

You are scaring me now.  What do you mean not serious?  First of all, when have you been to Arizona to tell me there is no Blockbuster Bank of AZ?  Please name all of the banks in Arizona and then I will take you serious.  Regardless, just use the Swiss account if you are not comfortable working with Blockbuster Bank.  If we are at an impasse in getting something going QUICKLY, let me know and I will pursue another avenue for the completion of this transaction.  Sorry for the terse statement, but I'm not willing to sit around given our amazing opportunity while I wait for you to feel comfortable with my bank.  For Pete's sake, lets use your bank then.  We're either moving forward or we're not.  If you don't want to be part of this, give me your contacts so I can get this done.  I go through these types of things with my son Jeff all the time.  Just to say I told you so, I have included the Blockbuster Bank logo.  I TOLD YOU SO!

Take that,

Peter North

From Ayo  to Peter North (Jan. 10)

Attn: Peter North

Well, you still have not convinced me I must tell you.  you send me the logo of Blockbuster bank and you are still telling me it is real, well, if you following this link http://www.econofinance.com/bankusa.htm, you would see all the banksin AMerica but no blockbuster bank.  I do not know if you think I am joking about this sum but to let you a fact I am not and I would not allow you play around with such delicate issue.  There is money in this country it is just that the people in the realm of Power embezzle it for themselves.   I manage to secure this, I would not let anyone, I repeat,anyone play around with it.

This is January and still we are at the same position, we contacted Ms. Slovak and you said such nasty things about her, I have to redeem myself cos she helps me clients at times, all this is because of you, if you were not ready why didn't you just let me know. Right now, I can conviniently look elsewhere for another person to help if you I am a burden to you.  Think about what you have been doing from the onset and me candid with yourself if it is fair.  When you read this mail, get back to me on your intention (either to stillassist me ot walk away) I think the earlier I know the better.

Waiting for your response.

Ayo Phillips

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE:  He's tough to fool.  Let me try to rationalize with him.

From Peter North to Ayo (Jan. 11)

Ayo,

Look, I'm not going to make an issue about this because you kind of make it a habit of acting like a dick.  So I noticed anyway.  If you think that is every bank in America then you are no smarter than Corky from "Life Goes On."   If that has every bank on it than show me where http://www.dollarbank.com/, http://www.compassweb.com/index.cfm, http://www.firstintlbank.com/, and http://www.mibank.com/.   These banks are not on that list.  Why would you be so naive to think that is every bank in America?  Hah hah.  Don't ever tell anyone you thought that.  They will laugh at you for days.

Another thing Ayo.   How dare you question me you rat bastard.  Want to walk away, go ahead.  You will be walking away from the brains of this operation.  I want you to be honest with me.  Are you intimidated by my good looks?  I'm being serious.  I have been in situations in the past where business deals have fallen apart because my partner felt inferior to my good looks, great physic, amazing intelligence, charming personality, and overall business tenacity.  I don't look down at you at all and think of you as equal.  I don't care if we are out at a club and I'm the one getting the attention from the girls.  Keep in mind Ayo, we are friends and I don't care if I hook up with the girl who is paying more attention to me or one of her beautiful baby friends.  I also don't mind helping you with your workout routine as well.  Just ask man.  Although you could never be as good looking as me, we can work together on some of the areas that you fall short on being just "like me."  Don't hate the player, hate the game man.

I want your bank account information now!  If you have mine, I want yours.  You will send it today or I will jump on a plane to Africa and bitch slap you silly.

Peter North.

From Peter North to Ayo (Jan. 14)

Dear Ayo,

I am expecting your reply ASAP.  What do you have to say for yourself?  I will also be excepting apologies today as I am in a good mood.

Peter North

From Peter North to Ayo (Jan. 15)

Here scammer, scammer, scammer, scammer.

Awe, what's the matter shit head?  Why won't you answer me with at least another bullshit email?  I love it when thieving cowards like you get mad because someone like me exposes you and your little money stealing scheme.

Ayo, why are you so uptight my man?  This should make you feel better.  I've graded your performance on a scale of 1-10.

Grasp of the English language: 5

Originality: 7  (I like how you brought that bitch Sylvia Slovak into the scam)

Pictures of family: 6  (the one of you and your wife looked real but the one of your daughters cost you some points.  Next time, be consistent)

Tenacity: 3 (most Nigerian scammers keep going, you gave up way to quickly)

Intelligence:  8 (for a piece of shit Nigerian scammer, you caught on pretty quickly that I was bullshitting you.  I know retards that would have caught on faster, but you weren't that bad)

That gives you an overall score of 29 out of 50.  Not bad.  Not great.  You are no Albert Fred, but your good.  Anyways, lets not let this get in the way of our friendship.  I like you and I'm going to send you some money.  I have attached a photo of writing you a check.   Good luck in your future scamming.  Remember that practice makes perfect.

May you and your family be attacked by a Ebola monkey and die of a venereal disease.  Tell Sylvia to go blow an elephant for me.  God knows what the fuck you and your little fucking country would do for a dollar.  Oh, don't act like a tough guy either.  Just shut up and take it like a man.  I exposed your fake ass.  You can check yourself out at www.ebolamonkeyman.com.

Peter North

Watch out for the North Man Cometh

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE:  Suprise.  I never heard from him again.

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Dear Sir,

PROVISION OF BANK ACCOUNT TO DEPOSIT FUNDS

I am Barrister Ayo Phillips, Principal Attorney to Eng. Tony Douglas. A Director, Project Implementation with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation based in Warri, Delta State.

In November 2000, my client received gratification of Fifteen Million, Five Hundred Thousand U.S Dollars ($15,500,000.00) from the contract Awarded to Foreign firms for the Construction and Maintenance of 250 Million (LPG) Gas Plant at Warri Refinery. Hence the funds is under the Custody of Security Company for safekeeping, I have been mandated by My Client (Eng. Tony Douglas) to seek assistance of a trustworthy Foreign Company or an Individual who could help to provide Bank Account to receive the money and invest without any hitch.

However, my client has agreed to will 30% of the total sum to you, while 5% is set-aside for expenses.  Therefore, if this offer is acceptable To you, please indicate your interest by contacting me through my email, for further Briefing.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Best Regards.

Yours Faithfully

Barrister Ayo Phillips

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